Watching a movie

>watching a movie
>character has your name

BART GET OUT IM PISS

My name is Leo it doesn't happen very often.

dude my name is Leo too
we should fuck

Quick somebody post simpsons porn.

braces

yeah you guys should fuck

oh man too bad i'm not gay that would be some shit.

>watching tv show
>they make fun of your name

what's gay about two dudes fucking cause they've got the same name

pretty normal baka desu senpai

Meh, they rarely use Emmanuel, pic was the only time I remember.

>Emmanuel
What do your relatives call you? Manny?

im not gay either dude
but I would make an exception for you because it would be hilarious

Looks like you got manny fives

It truly would but i'm gonna have to decline.

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Nothing hotter than two Leo's fucking.

The common thing in this country is going full androgynous and call us Emma, like "Alex" and other names in anglo countries.

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HILO

standing offer m8

Anyone got the futurama "I NEED THIS FUCKING PUMPKINS" one?

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What the fuck I don't want quints I want a real answer

thanks man

how do i trick my gf into letting me touch her boobs?

Vodka.

How old is she?

tell her there's a spider on them and smack her tits.
trust me.

28, I'm 22

my god

>name is Ivan
>on tv and film, it's always some russian with criminal ties

just give me wodka and track pants, so i can end it

Ask her if she can let you fondle her fun bags and then knock her out cold with a good old right hook to the left nostril

>dating an older woman
>she's not a hyper sexual nympho
You're doing it wrong, kid

so this is basically shitposting: the thread, right?

Get a trunk of Japanese Maple and beat her calves until she submits

Hi Gaylord

Your name is basically the name of one of the Bazinga people, though, so just grow up and start using your full name.

There are dozens of softcore porns and a while series titled after your name, though, so at least you have that going for you.

>be from the middle east
>terrorist has your name

>Actor has the same first name as you

>pedophile director has same name as you

It must be worse when you are already named after an erection.

>watching movie with my waifu
>her love interest has my name
>sex scene with her moaning my name
>use as fap material

>Bort

literally same exact name as him

>tfw there's a movie called Loser and you share a name with the titular character

My birthname is James even my own parents don't actually call me that; my "common" name is Jay.

Off the top of my head there's Jason Mewes' Jay of Jay and Silent Bob, Jay Sherman of The Critic, and Modern Family. I'd like to think that when I'm 60 I'll be fucking a Sofia Vergara type but we all know that just isn't realistic to anticipate.

Who are some other Sup Forums Jay's I'm forgetting?

Any good kino with an Alex?

There are people whose real names are Leo and its not short for "Leonard"

That is why I said basically since that show is actually about rich collegians whose parent's cared enough about them to give them an entire name, but its the closest poor people with budget names can get.