Waifu claiming thread Late Christmas Edition!

Waifu claiming thread Late Christmas Edition!
Previous:The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content. Unless you want to, in which case post lewds.
>Most important: Have fun!

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talk is a simple way to put what you want

I have a straw running through my jaw. Feels weird.

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Like through the bone?

like from the bottom?

>2016
>having a jaw
ISHYGDDT

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What do you want to do? Something lewd i bet~.

You still in the hospital?

Momoka.

Rory actually hurt his jaw from sucking so much dick while Tuka eats him out

Yes?

well it doesnt have to be lewd just as long as it involves you

Whys she all burned?

because she is hot

she was raped and someone threw acid on her face

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It starts in my mouth. I can breathe through it and anything I drink can go through that
Yeah.
Absolutely. Tuka loves eating stinky shit logs. She is a whore like that.

How was your Christmas?

Aww.

House fire when she was a child.

This too.

You stop that.

Who is that behind you?

Omg Hell, I want to diiie. But it's over now, everyone went home and my bruises are healing.

does it hurt if you play around with it
that being said would you like it to be lewd?

holy shit really?

Nope!

Fuck you, lying cutie.

That must feel weird as hell drinking like that.

Not very fun dealing with family huh?

Like you said it doesn't have to be, but being lewd with you is never a bad thing.

See

Do all aussies and brits have bad dentistry?

Don't call me a cute.
I hate them, I am reminded why we don't talk to each other anymore. Never have kids.

well i aim to please you

a cute

That is me.
The one poking out my neck, yes. The one in my mouth, no.
I drink normally. The straw just lets whatever I drink out through my neck.
This was a combination of things. Horrible medications, wisdom teeth and fillings. Combined with irregular dentist visits and it just all went to shit in a week.

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so do you play with it?

Never mind, I think I'm seeing spirits again. Someone passed away in that recovery room and they haven't moved on yet.

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A CUTE!

best waifu

I haven't gone to the dentist in like 5 years and I have almost perfect teeth.

please stop

Nice trips you cute. Well at least you won't have to see them for a while now that the holidays are over.

You do a damn fine job.

You look like a douche
Tuka rulez

i could always do more or be better

Lol she thinks she's Sasuke

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Easter is right around the corner. This time I will be ready, I will hide all my expensive stuff.
I think i'm going to leave this thread for a while.

If I can help it, no. But it gets boring.
Its a general hospital room. Im in a ward.
Have a check. Cavities could have formed without knowing.
:ok_hand:

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Well, someone is standing very close to you anyway.

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If you're this good now i can't imagine what it would be like if you got even better~.

Preparation is key.

> This fuckin guy.
Witty bastard.

i should have hid my mechanical gaming keyboard because they busted so many LEDs and I don't know how to replace them.

Well I am in a hospital.

I can't tell the gender so it's probably an angel.

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Why thank you.

well i want you to feel that sense of joy and make it feel stronger and go on for longer. Im not sure of the best way to do that but its what i hope to find

How the hell did they manage to do that?

I'm sure the more time we spend together, we'll both learn how to make each other feel like that.

i feel happy just talking to you. its relaxing

I give up I'm leaving the thread, good bye.
They're toddlers so they kept slapping it with their hands. Ugh. Also bye.

I feel the same. Talking to you is such a nice way to unwind after the day.

Damn that sucks. Bye Momoka.

its not much i have plenty of time to think of something sweet to type. im glad you like it

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I really do. I'm happy you like the things i say to you as well.

adorable!

well who wouldnt want to hear all the cute and lewd things you say just for them? it feels nice

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It feels nice to say those things to such a cutie like you too~

oh? would you say one of those things for me now?

for hugs

Hugs are good

Good morning waifu

God damn, just missed

chara

hugs are best

Id like to cuddle up with you under a blanket so i can whisper cute things to you while i gently stroke your head~.

Yes

you wouldnt even need to say a thing to make me feel completely content. Just saying cute things would make me squirm around a bit

smug

good morning

*hugs*

Oh

Not waifu but Haruka wants her body back

Morinin Chara.

Then i guess i'll just have to hold you tighter.

hi chara. christmas was good?
and do keep up the petting i might just fall asleep

Evening

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A Hanako. Morning

Yup, sure was. God a cooking book as well as kitchen knives for my appartment.

Sup Rory?

what kind of cookbook?

Of course i will, i would love for you to fall asleep in my arms.

Well Tomo already asked what i was going to ask. That's good to hear.

Classical austrian recipes.
Schnitzel, fried beef and onion in gravy, bread dumplings, small shapeless dumplings with cheese, etc

What about you? How was christmas for you?

Then I'll just return the question. How was it for you?

yeah? what would you do while i slept?
that does not sound good to me.the morning was fine the night was bad

Everyone having a good day I hope?

I have a straw that I can breathe and drink through that runs through my jaw. It feels weird.

Really? Those things taste really good though.

Why was the night bad?

So far yeah. How's it for you?

That sounds pretty good. It was good, a pretty chill day.

Keep petting your head while watching your cute sleeping face. And when i got tired i would go to sleep as well, cradling you in my arms. But not before giving you a goodnight kiss on your cheek.

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To be fair, that also sounds weird.

That's nice then.

Heres the pic

i wouldnt know. a horrible dinner party at my cousins. it was 3 hours of sports ball insults and the food was cold.
that sounds so sweet. I would love that.

Fine. Just doing some cleaning and getting ready to go out again because sitting at home is boring.

So far yeah. Yours?

It would be a wonderful night for the both of us.

Well as I said in the post above yours. Cleaning and going out later. Feeling bored but good.

I'm deeply disturbed

sports balls insult? How do those work?
>lol your sports ball doesn't have as much pressure in it as mine

Well, I'm enjoying my stay at home. I love it so far.
Do you have a plan where you're going?

>only 2D waifu
so elitist of you, Sup Forums

id have to think of something really sweet to pay you back for that
no i didnt put a comma. there was football on and people were insulting.