I feel so old...kill me please

I feel so old...kill me please.

I was watching:
youtube.com/watch?v=_GuOjXYl5ew
&
youtube.com/watch?v=sD1heJVKDRg


I hate my life.
Look at all these youtubers.
They are all young with perfect bodies.
They are all hip, fun, trendy and fabulous people


I feel like I missed out on life, as I was never allowed to experience things from my parents.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9OxnkKqsDI8
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why do u even consider watching this normie shit

Because I wished I was normal.
Because I wished I had a normal teen / 20s life.
Because I wished I could dance and be confident around women.

I'm fighting myself constantly.
1. When I see young people being trendy, hip and fun. I feel like a dictator and scream at the screen "NOT ALLOWED BAN IT".

2. At the same time I want to be part of it. But this is the problem, because I never experience live and have 0 social skills. I feel much young than them and the I have not right being around them.

If you think that made you feel bad.

youtu.be/AUpG833d1Yw

I'm OP, my posts were
Also.
I feel like my life is over.
I feel like I've missed the golden years.
I have no idea what a 33 year old is supposed to do.
I'm very far behind in my development.
I feel too old now, some of the things I've listed below you do when you are 14 - 24.
I feel I no business being anywhere.

> Dutch
> 33
> Lived abroad most of my Life, in an islamic country
> Never had sex
> Never drank alchohol, never tried
> Never smoked, never tried
> Never used drugs, never tried
> Never interacted with girls
> Never talked to a girl
> Never touched a girl
> Never kissed a girl
> Never had friends
> Never hung out around town
> Never hung out with peers
> Never been to a house party
> Never been to a club
> Never been to a bar
> Never been to university / college partying
> Never been to an event (concert, football match, comedy show, etc)
> Never been on holiday
> Never been to summer camp
> Never been to a party island like Ibiza
> Never had a stereo in my room
> Never had a tv in my room
> Never had a console in my room
> Was not allowed to bring people over
> Was not allowed to go to other people's homes
> My parents were very strict and would use guilt tricks to keep me indoors
> My parents also used the same excuse over and over again, which was "You are too young for that, you are not ripe enough".
> Another excuse was "Because you lack expierence you are not allowed to participate, only when you have enough expierence are you allowed to participate".

All overrated

OP: it's called selection bias. consider this:

ugly, fat people don't make it on youtube because nobody wants to watch ugly, fat people on youtube

the people you DO see are a small selection from the upper end of the photogenic scale. they look good because that's what people want to look at.

you just aren't seeing all the ugly people who are even uglier than you. go to wal-mart and remind yourself that this is what humanity really looks like.

did you ever consider that those people spend half a day trying to look that attractive and that when they say they holiday in Ibiza.. they might be lying?

read some of Hunter Thompson's work and then ask yourself if anyone could possibly have taken that many drugs and survived.

dont believe the beer commercials. they are just faking it for a few minutes to make a video. most youtube celebrities are creepy pedophile weirdos and the girls are all suicidal. i never had sex until i was thirty years old and got married and im alright with that.

Thank you, I hear what you are saying, but why do I feel so empty.

They're annoying cunts with overblown egos. You're just fine.

What about the fat / chubby guys that sing in a car with celebraties?

it looks like they are having fun and enjoying life.
something I never did

Hey OP, maybee check out this rewind from another youtube community, whichi iis far less normy
youtube.com/watch?v=9OxnkKqsDI8
Much more representative of real people, although still big youtube players

because youre really supposed to have a family and children. the manipulators of modern society has replaced family life as the aspiration so that you will feel empty dependent and sad which will make you a more easily led consumer of useless products and politics to fill the void

This is the highest form of normie degeneracy.. why do you envy it?

Sure everyone's life can be better, personally I gamed away my teens and never made a full time group of friends but I have a gf and a small pack of friends I can go to whenever I want.

You've mistaken their life to be something great as yes, perfect bodies and such but a lot of the younger generation are just developing issues mentally and physically, none of it is done right.

I don't know what you think you're missing, want to be a youtube star? Then post shit on the daily.. make sure it's high quality, over 10 minutes most times and has proper tags.

I think being a proper degenerate and scamming people is the better option.

If you are over the age of 21 and watch youtubers you def need to kill youself

If you're seriously jealous of all this shit smeared Faux reality then you have worse problems OP....
>KYS

I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

Fuck you whiney excuse making cunty fucking girl.

Your excuses are your own you fucking child.

Literally this minute you could get up off that chair, pack a bag and just fuck off on a lifelong adventure. You could start a work out regime this minute and be buff in a couple months and fucking hot girls every night..

You could do literally anything you want still... But itll always be "tomorrow" and youll always make excuses like its all everyone elses fault...

Your parents? Are you fucking kidding? Cunty cunt.

>Because I wished I could dance
homo

You're fucked you will never know what 14 year old virgin pussy feels or tastes like. You're only lying to yourself saying you dont care about that.

. When I see young people being trendy, hip and fun. I feel like a dictator and scream at the screen "NOT ALLOWED BAN IT".

Do people this autistic realise how fucking autistic they are?

Do

I only use youtube to watch and hear music. Fuck the mainstream go hippie. Get naked and do the dinosaur on the carpet. Then the moonwalk and then.. then... listen to ac/dc. And you should have accomplished your achievements.

dance with a girl, or grind

99% of males will never know. I've come to accept it

>be me
>38 years old
>still live in basment
>no hope

Thats Mr Plinket you FUCK

Motivation video.
Come on guys.

youtu.be/Eb0AozaKVKs