/DESI/

The call that saved Desi edition

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aljazeera.com/news/2017/02/afghan-civilian-casualties-2016-170206062807210.html
businessinsider.com/afghanistan-lost-15-percent-territory-taliban-2017-2
ft.com/content/0c8a5a2a-f9b7-11e6-9516-2d969e0d3b65
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delet this

He's a fucking Manlet

Is Afghanistan invited? We're honorary desi... r-right?

Yes

what kind of afg*n are you

t. 3/4 tajik 1/4 uzbek

afghanistan is literally an indian vassal state so yes

a poo in the loo living in bongastan telling an afghanistan living in australia if he is honorari desi.

God dam.

do you look like this?


Rasheed

If I'm a Catholic with a Portuguese last name, am I Desi?

The $50 phone that saved /Desi/

no

I look very sexy with slightly chinky eyes

Thank you Finland

All Indian flags are Desi except Goa

>Indian flag

Obviously

Goans are the best Indians

Goans are Slavs now

>implying the poos from Bihar aren't going to overrun everything eventually

welcome to 21st century, budde

sooooo..how about dem gun toting chutiyas, huh?

who /khalistan/ here?

>afghan-khalistani alliance will never happen

feels bad

I hate cricket.

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it will happen soon desu

once the muslims of india topple modi

Keep finding the gf's blonde hairs between my balls and ass crack lads. What do?

do sikhs not like modi? my buddy is sikh and I asked him but he doesn't know anything about indian politics

any self-respecting sikh will despise modi

he's just like indira gandhi, but short and stubby

Sikhs in general doesn't have anything against him.

It's the Muslims that hate him the most because, there was a riot in Gujrat (where he was the Chief Minister before) and many many Muslims were killed and they blame it on Modi.

I don't really remember the specifics of it because it was a long time ago.

wew

when we went to shimla in India together he took a picture with Indira's statue flipping her off

hi

>any self-respecting sikh will despise modi
Why? I have a sikh friend and he supports him.

Sweet.

Sorry sweetie you can't be an afghan and also be tajik.

reeee get out

no sikh should side with a mass-murdering hindu manlet, given that we faced similar persecution ourselves

>Sorry sweetie you can't be an afghan and also be tajik.


what are you then you utter melt

Mild kek

Stop dreaming and wake up

based

pashtun

i don't have anything against tajiks, but you people are dividing the country even tho you have your own.

all of my father's brothers fought the soviets and 3 of them got killed, so we're not communist traitors

I kind of agree with you, the eternal persi*n ruins everything

>pashtun

when will you join pakistan desu

Get out of my country you shitskin

sorry to hear that lad. it's nothing personal desu.

Never. Our blood will flow for a thousand year's but it'll never happen.

pakistan is an artificial nation, the durand line is an artificial border
fuck off abo

Fuck off mohamed go rape a goat

জয় বাংলা

I'd rather rape your sister abo

Arab women can't be that ugly mohamed

>Arabs
>in /desi/
>Australian education

Oye! Kemon Acho?

Ami bhalo thanki.
Tumi kemon acho?
Tumi India koi thako?

>india lite

out
traitors aren't welcome here

>choosing a state literally propped up by the US over Pakistan
why?

Pakistan is a fake country

All shitskins to me m8

no faker than NorthernAllianceStan desu

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Ami Bhalo, thanks.
I live in CG. Don't know much bangla but enough to understand and communicate I guess.

take your ugly abbo australoid negro mug somewhere else

fuck off whitey
afghanistan has existed for centuries

Rude 2bh

Pathans are probably whiter than you. Now fuck off

didnt pakistan genocide your people?

in any case i dont pretend that afghanistan is not hell on earth, thats why I escaped

afghanistan died the day they got the US to come in and defeat an army of goat herders for them

how are your convenience stores doing lads? new cigarette package regulations have me really bent out of shape, how am I supposed to sell this stuff to *nglish scum if ever pack has a woman coughing up blood on it?

>didnt pakistan genocide your people?

it's a poo in loo myth

BRUTAL

Triggered the shitskins

That's cool. Always nice to talk to a learner.

Yeah they did. But, I can't really bring myself to hate all Pakistanis. Especially those that were born long after the violence.

>Yeah they did

proofs?

Do you play touhou?

GTFO or I will pull the trigger on you

porkistani please I want to remain civil but one afghan literally has the bravery of 1000 pakistanis

>poo in loo myth
Pretty sure are open defecation rate is lower than yours

t. cumskin

Go read the blood telegram

>News reports from that period corroborate Hasan’s account. In
late September 1960, an Afghan lashkar (irregular forces) crossed
into Pakistan’s Bajaur area. Pakistan’s government announced
that the lashkar “clashed with loyal tribesmen and fled after suffering
heavy casualties.”18 But Pakistan alleged that conventional
Afghan military resources, including tanks, had also massed on
the Afghan side of the border near Bajaur.19 What Afghanistan’s
official news agency described as “a major battle” eventually broke out between the two
sides.20 Pakistan bombarded Afghan forces using its airpower; rather than escalating
the conflict, this quelled hostilities, at least for the time being.
The May 1961 clashes occurred in the area of the Khyber Pass. Pakistani president
Muhammad Ayub Khan announced that regular Afghan forces had attacked Pakistani
posts at the border. The Pakistani air force strafed Afghan positions in response.21 On
May 22, Pakistani warplanes struck again, attempting to wipe out a base of raiding
Afghan troops in Baganandail.22 With this aerial strafing, alongside police patrols,
roadblocks, and even bombs going off, the New York Times noted in late May that
“relations between Pakistan and Afghanistan appear to have reached a new low, and
no relief is in sight.”23 Indeed, after the next skirmishes broke out in the fall of 1961,
Afghanistan and Pakistan formally severed diplomatic relations.24
These broken relations had acute economic consequences for both countries, particularly
for landlocked Afghanistan. The shah of Iran helped to mediate a détente between the two
neighbors in 1963. The resulting peace lasted about a decade, until Mohammed Daoud
Khan (who served as Afghanistan’s prime minister during the 1955 crisis between the
countries) deposed his cousin, King Mohammed Zahir Shah, on July 17, 1973.

>are open defecation
*our open

>Go read the blood telegram

>Archer Kent Blood (March 20, 1923 – September 3, 2004) was an (((American))) career diplomat

no thanks desu


they have hundreds of millions more street shitters

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kargil_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Pakistani_War_of_1971
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Pakistani_War_of_1965
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Pakistani_War_of_1947

how does this prove that afghans have the bravery of a thousand pakistanis though?

Are you bored or something? Do you have a need to start arguments all over /desi/ for some reason?

>Afghanistan
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
So-oldier of the Queen!
>Porkistan
200-300 years of british cock

i'm getting cucked by a circuits assignment right now so i'm shitposting

also, daily reminder that bengalis carried out ethnic cleansing of biharis in jute mills before operation searchlight

Is that why Afghans keep fleeing into Pakistan? If they were brave they would stay behind and rebuild their "country."

Anushka for President

pakistan is not a real country anyway so they're simply fleeing to their rightful land

Which Pradesh is the best Pradesh? :^D

UP

Why were Indians in America supporting Trump?

himachal

>Pakistan claimed that on September 30, 1950, its northern border was attacked by
Afghan tribesmen, as well as regular Afghan troops, who crossed into Pakistan 30
miles northeast of Chaman in Baluchistan.14 It didn’t take long for Pakistan to repel
this low-scale invasion, and its government announced that it had “driven invaders
from Afghanistan back across the border after six days of fighting.”15

btfo

because they hate porkistanis and they were retarded enough to think trump would remove porkistan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Peshawar_school_massacre

nice school system you have there KEK

aljazeera.com/news/2017/02/afghan-civilian-casualties-2016-170206062807210.html

tfw being btfo by goat herders despite being backed by the world's dominant superpower

>Ethnic cleansing of biharis
No one cares about Biharis, whether Hindu or Muslim.

It's exaggerated, not that many Indian Americans actually supported Trump

because those goat herders are true afghan warriors while the pro-american forces are not

>be porkistan
>create the taliban
>because you're porkistani you fail to contain them
>now they literally stage attacks on a daily basis in porkistan

TOPKEK BRAH

Please kill all Bangladeshis and pakis okay thanks

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are you that sexy bangladeshi with the nice jaw

>No one cares about Biharis, whether Hindu or Muslim.

t. Rafiqul Rafik Rashidul Islam

the biharis will exact their revenge upon you IA

tfw still more successful in COIN ops than 'afghan warriors'
>businessinsider.com/afghanistan-lost-15-percent-territory-taliban-2017-2
tfw even chinks are now conducting COIN ops in afghanistan

>ft.com/content/0c8a5a2a-f9b7-11e6-9516-2d969e0d3b65
>tfw even iran and russia are now helping the taliban
>washingtontimes.com/news/2017/feb/9/john-nicholson-russian-involvement-afghanistan-bec/

I think you're thinking of Bengalibro. He's the West Bengali guy living in California. My jawline isn't as good as him sadly.

>the biharis will exact their revenge upon you IA
Biharis in Bangladesh have 2 options.

1. Accept the Bengali identity and assimilate
2. Remain stateless

3. wait until Sheikh HASBEENa dies and riot against the state with jamati support

>Jamati support
Jamat is pretty much irrelevant now.

that's what the ISI wants you to think