The call that saved Desi edition
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delet this
He's a fucking Manlet
Is Afghanistan invited? We're honorary desi... r-right?
Yes
what kind of afg*n are you
t. 3/4 tajik 1/4 uzbek
afghanistan is literally an indian vassal state so yes
a poo in the loo living in bongastan telling an afghanistan living in australia if he is honorari desi.
God dam.
do you look like this?
Rasheed
If I'm a Catholic with a Portuguese last name, am I Desi?
The $50 phone that saved /Desi/
no
I look very sexy with slightly chinky eyes
Thank you Finland
All Indian flags are Desi except Goa
>Indian flag
Obviously
Goans are the best Indians
Goans are Slavs now
>implying the poos from Bihar aren't going to overrun everything eventually
welcome to 21st century, budde
sooooo..how about dem gun toting chutiyas, huh?
who /khalistan/ here?
>afghan-khalistani alliance will never happen
feels bad
I hate cricket.
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it will happen soon desu
once the muslims of india topple modi
Keep finding the gf's blonde hairs between my balls and ass crack lads. What do?
do sikhs not like modi? my buddy is sikh and I asked him but he doesn't know anything about indian politics
any self-respecting sikh will despise modi
he's just like indira gandhi, but short and stubby
Sikhs in general doesn't have anything against him.
It's the Muslims that hate him the most because, there was a riot in Gujrat (where he was the Chief Minister before) and many many Muslims were killed and they blame it on Modi.
I don't really remember the specifics of it because it was a long time ago.
wew
when we went to shimla in India together he took a picture with Indira's statue flipping her off
hi
>any self-respecting sikh will despise modi
Why? I have a sikh friend and he supports him.
Sweet.
Sorry sweetie you can't be an afghan and also be tajik.
reeee get out
no sikh should side with a mass-murdering hindu manlet, given that we faced similar persecution ourselves
>Sorry sweetie you can't be an afghan and also be tajik.
what are you then you utter melt
Mild kek
Stop dreaming and wake up
based
pashtun
i don't have anything against tajiks, but you people are dividing the country even tho you have your own.
all of my father's brothers fought the soviets and 3 of them got killed, so we're not communist traitors
I kind of agree with you, the eternal persi*n ruins everything
>pashtun
when will you join pakistan desu
Get out of my country you shitskin
sorry to hear that lad. it's nothing personal desu.
Never. Our blood will flow for a thousand year's but it'll never happen.
pakistan is an artificial nation, the durand line is an artificial border
fuck off abo
Fuck off mohamed go rape a goat
জয় বাংলা
I'd rather rape your sister abo
Arab women can't be that ugly mohamed
>Arabs
>in /desi/
>Australian education
Oye! Kemon Acho?
Ami bhalo thanki.
Tumi kemon acho?
Tumi India koi thako?
>india lite
out
traitors aren't welcome here
>choosing a state literally propped up by the US over Pakistan
why?
Pakistan is a fake country
All shitskins to me m8
no faker than NorthernAllianceStan desu
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Ami Bhalo, thanks.
I live in CG. Don't know much bangla but enough to understand and communicate I guess.
take your ugly abbo australoid negro mug somewhere else
fuck off whitey
afghanistan has existed for centuries
Rude 2bh
Pathans are probably whiter than you. Now fuck off
didnt pakistan genocide your people?
in any case i dont pretend that afghanistan is not hell on earth, thats why I escaped
afghanistan died the day they got the US to come in and defeat an army of goat herders for them
how are your convenience stores doing lads? new cigarette package regulations have me really bent out of shape, how am I supposed to sell this stuff to *nglish scum if ever pack has a woman coughing up blood on it?
>didnt pakistan genocide your people?
it's a poo in loo myth
BRUTAL
Triggered the shitskins
That's cool. Always nice to talk to a learner.
Yeah they did. But, I can't really bring myself to hate all Pakistanis. Especially those that were born long after the violence.
>Yeah they did
proofs?
Do you play touhou?
GTFO or I will pull the trigger on you
porkistani please I want to remain civil but one afghan literally has the bravery of 1000 pakistanis
>poo in loo myth
Pretty sure are open defecation rate is lower than yours
t. cumskin
Go read the blood telegram
>News reports from that period corroborate Hasan’s account. In
late September 1960, an Afghan lashkar (irregular forces) crossed
into Pakistan’s Bajaur area. Pakistan’s government announced
that the lashkar “clashed with loyal tribesmen and fled after suffering
heavy casualties.”18 But Pakistan alleged that conventional
Afghan military resources, including tanks, had also massed on
the Afghan side of the border near Bajaur.19 What Afghanistan’s
official news agency described as “a major battle” eventually broke out between the two
sides.20 Pakistan bombarded Afghan forces using its airpower; rather than escalating
the conflict, this quelled hostilities, at least for the time being.
The May 1961 clashes occurred in the area of the Khyber Pass. Pakistani president
Muhammad Ayub Khan announced that regular Afghan forces had attacked Pakistani
posts at the border. The Pakistani air force strafed Afghan positions in response.21 On
May 22, Pakistani warplanes struck again, attempting to wipe out a base of raiding
Afghan troops in Baganandail.22 With this aerial strafing, alongside police patrols,
roadblocks, and even bombs going off, the New York Times noted in late May that
“relations between Pakistan and Afghanistan appear to have reached a new low, and
no relief is in sight.”23 Indeed, after the next skirmishes broke out in the fall of 1961,
Afghanistan and Pakistan formally severed diplomatic relations.24
These broken relations had acute economic consequences for both countries, particularly
for landlocked Afghanistan. The shah of Iran helped to mediate a détente between the two
neighbors in 1963. The resulting peace lasted about a decade, until Mohammed Daoud
Khan (who served as Afghanistan’s prime minister during the 1955 crisis between the
countries) deposed his cousin, King Mohammed Zahir Shah, on July 17, 1973.
>are open defecation
*our open
>Go read the blood telegram
>Archer Kent Blood (March 20, 1923 – September 3, 2004) was an (((American))) career diplomat
no thanks desu
they have hundreds of millions more street shitters
how does this prove that afghans have the bravery of a thousand pakistanis though?
Are you bored or something? Do you have a need to start arguments all over /desi/ for some reason?
>Afghanistan
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
So-oldier of the Queen!
>Porkistan
200-300 years of british cock
i'm getting cucked by a circuits assignment right now so i'm shitposting
also, daily reminder that bengalis carried out ethnic cleansing of biharis in jute mills before operation searchlight
Is that why Afghans keep fleeing into Pakistan? If they were brave they would stay behind and rebuild their "country."
Anushka for President
pakistan is not a real country anyway so they're simply fleeing to their rightful land
Which Pradesh is the best Pradesh? :^D
UP
Why were Indians in America supporting Trump?
himachal
>Pakistan claimed that on September 30, 1950, its northern border was attacked by
Afghan tribesmen, as well as regular Afghan troops, who crossed into Pakistan 30
miles northeast of Chaman in Baluchistan.14 It didn’t take long for Pakistan to repel
this low-scale invasion, and its government announced that it had “driven invaders
from Afghanistan back across the border after six days of fighting.”15
btfo
because they hate porkistanis and they were retarded enough to think trump would remove porkistan
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nice school system you have there KEK
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tfw being btfo by goat herders despite being backed by the world's dominant superpower
>Ethnic cleansing of biharis
No one cares about Biharis, whether Hindu or Muslim.
It's exaggerated, not that many Indian Americans actually supported Trump
because those goat herders are true afghan warriors while the pro-american forces are not
>be porkistan
>create the taliban
>because you're porkistani you fail to contain them
>now they literally stage attacks on a daily basis in porkistan
TOPKEK BRAH
Please kill all Bangladeshis and pakis okay thanks
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are you that sexy bangladeshi with the nice jaw
>No one cares about Biharis, whether Hindu or Muslim.
t. Rafiqul Rafik Rashidul Islam
the biharis will exact their revenge upon you IA
tfw still more successful in COIN ops than 'afghan warriors'
>businessinsider.com
tfw even chinks are now conducting COIN ops in afghanistan
>ft.com
>tfw even iran and russia are now helping the taliban
>washingtontimes.com
I think you're thinking of Bengalibro. He's the West Bengali guy living in California. My jawline isn't as good as him sadly.
>the biharis will exact their revenge upon you IA
Biharis in Bangladesh have 2 options.
1. Accept the Bengali identity and assimilate
2. Remain stateless
3. wait until Sheikh HASBEENa dies and riot against the state with jamati support
>Jamati support
Jamat is pretty much irrelevant now.
that's what the ISI wants you to think