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Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a tragic canoe explosion several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
>canoe explosion
Fuck it, I never roll for these things but you bought me with that tragic story. 89 get.
420 get
>canoe explosion
>how do you explode in a fucking canoe
roll
Dump
rollk
Roll
dump
pls
ill roolllll
Please user I don't want to talk about it. Can you show some respect by not asking the sordid details and just roll for my dead ex gfs nudes.
Ez
rolling
FAKE AND GAY
Also, sage
lets go
>Canoe explosion
I'm sorry what
Haha canoe i call bullshit unless you got a story
Roll
Roll
roll
89
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,
I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,
Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,
I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.
Stupid pasta is stupid pasta...
cb
89
This is gonna be hard
i am your lord and Savior i call upon the to bring an 89
Just so it faggot
Post them nigger
There
89
89
Roll
I got this
Fuck. Again
dump them!
Rolling
ROLL
OP here, it appears we're having difficulty to get this. To make it a bit easier and increase the chances of the get, we'll call it trips.
Good luck anons!!
last time.
Deliver
alright, give em up
89 git
Show some respect mate, his gf died.
roll>winner
seen this shit a million times over the years, but what the hell
Rolling
Check'd
WINRAR
aw one away from trips! maybe next time
WINRAR
OP here, off by one, unlucky!
Remember it was changed to trips above.....
Haha fuck this is awesome, this is when I first posted the canoe explosion thread. Did you save this??
OP, make us happy then she will rest in peace
b-but trips are harder to get than 89. How is trips supposed to make it easier.
trips
Sweet jesus
Almighty kek will always deliver trips
i'm sorry for our gain.
You ass
>tragic canoe explosion
>canoe explosion
I think it'd be bad karma to release the, against the rules, I made it trips to increase the chances so hopefully you'll get that sooner than 89 again.
89 get
Just curious though, why 89?
tripss
Winrar
op will not deliver anyway.
Trips is easier because there are 10 chances to get it instead of one.
the power within bring 89
that's how many times OPs made this retarded thread
fuck send
fuck I've seen it rolling around for a while just grabbed the last pick I could find.
Also
will op deliver?
It was her favourite number and she used to celebrate the 8/9 each year because of it : (
No, every 100 posts you can get 89. But trips you can only get every 1000 posts, stupid nigger.
89 is one, but u can instead have 111 222 333 444 555 666 777 888 999 000, 10>1, faggot
ROLL
You're just deliberately trying to confuse it, look it's simple:
> 000
> 111
> 222
> 333
> 444
> 555
> 666
> 777
> 888
> 999
10 options
> 89
1 option
It's 10 times more likely, I'm just trying to be helpful user.
This
this wasnt even a debate. feels like u just got bern'd
...
Pleb
> 000
> 111
> 222
> 333
> 444
> 555
> 666
> 777
> 888
> 999
> 089
> 189
> 289
> 389
> 489
> 589
> 689
> 789
> 889
> 989
...
It's both the same. Every 100 posts you can get either trips or 89
You fags are all wrong. There are 10 89's in each 1000 so they're both equal chance.
>089
>189
SO SAD CANOE EXPLODE
99 GET
Lol but now you're going into thousands so that means the chance decreases. You're just deliberately confusing things on purpose because you aren't MAN enough to just except your wrong.
Don't dump em op
OP here, look guys can you just leave this please and roll. This is an emotional roller coaster for me as it is without me having to correct your mathematics mistakes.
Please, just show some damn respect.
same user from v
just going to drop this and solve it once and for all
...
i dont think there was any doubt this is pasta mate
He never said pic related, he may not want to post the pics unless the trips get.
Stop shit posting like this otherwise you might scare OP off and we won't get the nudes.
ARE YOU REAL? ARE WE BEING FOOLED?
Yeah canoe explosions are a common thing in 2016. Modern canoes have been equipped with the latest engines, but a big manufacturer mistake has caused a lot of canoe explosions. I'm sorry for your loss OP.
Thank you, I'm glad someone understands.
Kek
Pretty self explanatory, don't be a dick dude
friendly reminder - it was a car crash last time
mine died from bike explosion
Are you fucking serious? You sick fuck, man!
This guy is trying to grieve and you're giving him shit?
This