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FIRST FOR THE QUEEN

first for gilly

>friendly reminder that nothing will happen season 7

Illyrio's mansion looks comfy as fuck

Nah man there's a guaranteed 1-2 episodes of shit happening at the end of the season.

given this world's affinity for motifs, i don't understand her crown

>The poison-covered handkerchief that Ellaria Sand throws away after sending Myrcella to her grave is CGI because the real one just landed in the sea with a plonk and didn’t flutter away attractively.
>the handkerchief throw fail was done on purpose
wew

Jonsa autists should just kill themselves

Can you go first and show us how its done

sure, follow my lead

Wanna be sid to her cassie

>Cersei and Jaime drama in KL
>Dany invades Westeros and wrecks Cersei
>CIA pulling some shit in the North
>Wall comes down in season finale
pretty much all the plot development for the entire season. enjoy the filler

It's not even a proper crown, just some shitty silver tiara. I guess Qyburn made it.

I'd laugh if it was shee aye ey that brings down the wall.

>one more "oh shit" moment left
>two seasons left
okay

That's gotta be the wall coming down next season

maybe she had a proper one but a repo man from Braavos took it

Don't forget about Oldtown and big valyrian steel cock

Dragons (and by extension, actual magic) come to Westeros:
Jamie gets lava hand.
Theon gets lava cock.
Stannis gets lava life.

>wall coming down
>'oh shit' moment
but user, everyone already knows about that one. I think gurm was specifically referring to the very end of the series.
I'm pretty sure Sam's plot will be gutted to the point where he has three filler scenes the entire season. as for BIG COCK, I can see him being added to the KL plot but he'll be just Ramsay vol.2. his death will be anticlimactic and pointless.

What will happen in old town more than sam reading comfy scrolls and smoking weed?

Gilly bored at home, takes to servicing sailors during the day

>Tyrion gets to be the Hand
>Cersei gets to be Queen
>Jaime gets to kill another ruler

branfags on suicide watch

He's going to discover some ebin secret knowledge about dragons or walkers or something.

They also mentioned him meeting with the grand maester so that's probably going to happen.

Ever heard the term 'beard'

who is he kissing?

A blonde trap

Some smoker slag

If he's gay, why would he need to hide it? Cmon it's the current year.

Who do you think will play the GM?

Myrcella

He's the Archmaester. Pycelle was the Grand Maester

If they go by the books, le big cock man will sacrifice his fleet in an attempt to become a god.

In the show however, probably fatty discovering some secret about white walkers/dragon/Marwyn bullshit

thats another reason for Tommen to jump out of the window

He was too beta for her anyway. Watching the latest season she realized Bran was the true ruler of Westeros

Well being a fag does make ya crazy emotional

why didn't Illyrio show up again?

Someone old and fat I hope. I wonder if they're going to shoehorn some replacement Marwyn in there. No way there's going to be a glass candle but maybe something like:

>Sam tells maesters about what's happening north of the wall
>"lmao get a load of this fatty and his fairy tales"
>Later the show's Marwyn replacement finds him and says that the other maesters are a bunch of old fools and that he's found some ancient scrolls with muh secret knowledge.
>cue reading montage

>tfw we will never see his like again

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why was he so perfect
why did he have to die
why

Cause he was cunt
That's why

>montage

Please no

At least he had a good death scene and wasn't just put on a bus and written out like in the books

YOU'RE THE BEST

AROOOUND

Jaimes lava hand and dual wielding confirmed after arthur dayne scene.

S O P H I E

I seriously doubt D&D will make the Cthulhu plot happen with fratbro Euron.

Good morning /got/

How are you?

Does anyone know why everyone just calls the night king the night king all of a sudden. Like Jon and bran just call him the nights king from put of nowhere.

wew lad

ALL HAIL THE ROYAL TITS

Dead books
Dead show
Dead general

Who is the bustiest lady in planetos?

this show is garbage and you are all manchildren

Book Manderly

Bessy, and her great big tits!

Cersei's supposed to be pretty stacked

Ros or the girl that played Sansa in the play

You could try posting some non-shopped images next
And yet you come here every day to tell us that the general is dead :^)

[citation needed]

No, seriously, tell me where in the books they mention Cersei's tits. Just for posterity.

So now the shitstorm has passed, what's the powerranking of the S6 memes?

I remember she got jealous when Rhaegar married Elia Martell, described her as a titless boy or something

I think she sort of shits on Rheagars queen for having a flat chest

wouldn't call that proff though

that's pretty standard smack talk for bitches

>woman shit talking another woman
>grounded in reality
pick one

She was the most beautiful woman in Westeros, having big is probably part of that deal

Dead show desu
Went out with a tryhard whimper

There's two more seasons left retard

>ywn be between her legs, thrusting into oblivion.

why live?

Promise me, Ned gave me the most laffs desu

>he never heard of Leamington Spa

I miss the old verticals, give me a theme and I'll make one.

>tfw you helped meme that meme

Arya always makes me wax on wax off

buttmad tarly detected.

Sam's wife's son is the most underrated one

the one where they shopped Braavosi Ned's face on Sean Bean made me chuckle

well, i could try.

cast him /got/

Lord Manderly

But why? They killed everyone off. The fuck are they gonna do for two whole seasons except some forced tension waiting for the predictable ending?

Marwyn

>They killed everyone off
What the fuck are you talking about? High Sparrow and the Tyrells don't even make up a third of the cast

Littlefinger

>The fuck are they gonna do for two whole seasons

>Leamington Spa

So she hangs out at the UK version of a mall. How's that help me get my dick wet with her?

I want Missandei and Greyworm to die

She regularly picks up sad nerds who want to fuck her there. She's a real philanthropist. You should go try and talk to her. Wear your best trenchcoat

>Jon inherited Longclaw from Jeor Mormont
>Jon got help defeating Ramsay from Lyanna Mormont
>Jon also got help becoming King in the North from Lyanna Mormont
>Jon's aunt has been saved numerous times by Jorah Mormont

How can one house be so based? They also have the nicest looking keep.

JON CON

jorah's wife was an ungrateful cunt

...

Concerning Cersei's tits:

>Taena rolled onto her side, her olive skin shining in the candlelight. Her breasts were larger than the queen's and tipped with huge nipples, black as horn.

>She walked through mud and dung, bleeding, goosefleshed, hobbling. All around her was a babble of sound. "My wife has sweeter teats than those," a man shouted.

>In gold and silk and emeralds Cersei had been a queen, the next thing to a goddess; naked, she was only human, an aging woman with stretch marks on her belly and teats that had begun to sag.

Also the phrase "most beautiful woman" is mostly used to describe Dany. Only Jaime calls Cersei that in the books.

Davos be based

the top 3 grills
fight me

>Jon inherited Longclaw from Jeor Mormont
>implying the show didn't forget about this

You forgot tension between Jon and Salsa. I'm betting she wants to march an army South to retake Riverrun from the Lannisters and Jon will be like

> nah m8 that's dumb we need to prepare for the white walkers lol

and she'll be like

>fuck you jon i dont need your permission! CIA! CIA!! HELP ME!!

the first sword of braavos

literally no need for a young actor to have a beard these days. gays are well loved in hollywood.