I'm getting fuck all matches on tinder. How shit is my bio? And do people even read that shit? I read the bios of grils

I'm getting fuck all matches on tinder. How shit is my bio? And do people even read that shit? I read the bios of grils

Nah niggia they dont want your life story, keep it abit more simple ffs

Know any good simple bios?

Mine is:
You like bad boys? Cause I'm bad at everything.
Then I throw in more jokes because I'm terrible at flirting.

We all know why we're here, let's just meet and see what happens... Enjoy food, getting high, and doing fun things like going on walks, playing games, watching Netflix, and all around nerding out lol.

See that mildly shits me. I want to actually know a bit about the person to know if I actually want to talk to them

Throw in some character but tbh Tinder is hit and miss and it will take awhile as male to get hits unless your good looking

This is the cringyist shit I have seen for a profile. No wonder one one gives you a second look. It comes off as autistic, needy, and neckbeard tier. No one wants all your emotional baggage before even meeting you.

So remove that joke in the beginning?

ok here is the thing about online dating: it does not work.

You're just there to play a game. Don't be yourself. Don't try to be someone you would like. Be that guy you would hate.

And lie.

No one wants the real you on tinder. Even if you were a 10/10 male with insane income, no mental problems, a lot of friends and 4 chicks that would do everythingn for you. Get used to it.

It's not your fault that this shit doesn't work. It's not the wording on your profile. It's just online dating.

...

Delete the first paragraph now.

Bang on

You start out with I AM SUPER DEPRESSED AND DESPERATE!

And you wonder why noone wants that?

Really?

Hey in the end there that's some pretty stinklangweilig german am I right fellas

Man I just want a petite QT gril to play games and talk with

Jesus OP you you probably look as bad as your bio that could be part of the problem. Just lower your standards.

Legit question, how does that say depressed or desperate?
I'm straight up not even depressed anymore I just don't feel anything. And I'm not desperate, I basically hate everyone.

Don't listen to this autist most relationships don't work out. It's just another way of meeting people.

>I basically hate everyone.

That's my point. That's what depressed people do, they hate everyone and themselves.
Noone wants a guy who's this bitter.

You need to fix your faggy attitude before you meet anyone

great generalization. picked my current gf from tinder, last year

imo that bio shouts insecurity. why anyone else should take you seriously if you can't? you're basically telling them that you can't stand on your own feet. might work to those who want to 'fix broken souls' but doubt that it's what you want, on a long run at least

Your profile should be simple: My name is John Doe, my interests are x,y,z. Here is a better profile for you:

My name is OP. I am a massive homosexual who loves to travel. I have visited Spain, France, and Albania. I am planning to Germany for 2 months backpacking. I am just looking for a girl who likes to have fun and is adventurous.

Even this is a bit wordy, but it doe not come off as a austic, needy, sperg. It says, "I am a dude who likes to travel." You need your profile to say things about yourself without saying anything about yourself. I would paste mine, but kowing these internet warriors, they will post my shit to my girlfriend and blow my shit up.

OP here, deleted that first paragraph. Not sure why I'm taking advice from you faggots but oh well

Ffs just kill yourself faggot

>/thread.

I don't even like how long my bio is... Just want two sentences type of bio... Not looking for a gf, just a girl to go out on a date once to fuck

Thats the spirit

Thanks, but you have any suggestions?

There you go. A profile like that is hell of a lot more likely to get you laid.

"My name is John Doe. I am looking for a quick fuck, no commitments."

3/10
At least you showed effort by actually replying

The trick to tinder is hitting an extremely fine line.

What is that line? You want to stand out, while also blending in.

It's like good writing. Show, don't tell. Show that you're an individual and unique, but you'd also be someone she's not afraid to introduce to her friends.

When you do match, ust chat, make sure it's not "hey, how are you?," keep it neat, make it about something common between the two of you, and every once in a while slide a fun compliment in there. She wouldn't match unless there was a little physical atteaction there, so don't be shy.

If you're boring, but too full on, or too sexual, you're doomed. If you have tou fishing, on a bike, or working out, she will see through that shit. And chances are, if you do any of the things I just described, she will share with her friends what a douche you are.

more liek 1/10.

Hi there, I'm Alex, I like to do outdoor activities and to have fun. I'm generally the type that's most of the time quite but wild in bed. HMU for a good time and a relationship with no commitment

^
That got me a hit twice a week, I erased my profile though now, I found a real GF via that and ended up uninstalling. Give it a shot, OP

Hi there, I'm Alex, I like to do outdoor activities and to have fun. I'm generally the type that's most of the time quite but wild in bed (and likes to talk about random shit afterwrads). HMU for a good time and a relationship with no commitment

I forgot a sentence up there, but yeah, give it a shot

I don't want to attract normies

>I'm getting fuck all matches on tinder.
Then why the fuck are you complaining? Unless you're waiting for some other non-normie guy like you who wants to tickle your balls you little shit, you're not gonna get a match, better off killing yourself.

Fucking kek gl getting laid with that mentality

Meaningless sex has any appeal to me, dude. I've gotten over that shit.

I'd rather have a grilfiend that isn't a complete fuckwit that's into vidya and shit that I can actually connect with. I'm over fucking random slags.

>... Not looking for a gf, just a girl to go out on a date once to fuck
>Meaningless sex has any appeal to me

KYS, I feel bad for those who tried to help you

>Maybe if I try act like I'm a Chad nobody will know I'm actually 300 pounds and I live with my parents.

Someone tell me what I'm doing wrong, lack of matches could also be because of location/tourism

take out all the negative stuff, girls dont like that shit.

treat it like a resume for relationships

I cut it down to this

redo the "I cant take myself seriously" and reword it to be something like "I am easygoing and carefree" or some shit like that.

people who calls themselves nihilistic comes off as boring, people who say they need others to feel something come across as co-dependant and needy.

talking about progressive trance is niche as fuck and makes you look like an inner city bohemian wannabee.

You're studying film production so they know you're poor. Can't take yourself seriously people think you're immature. I don't know a single pickup line, very inexperienced.

Learning German is good.

your personality doesn't suit tinder tbh, these chicks are there for a good looking chad to fuck them up and the only ones going into a commited relationship are the ones desperate enough to go for this, but they fat af and crazy, you're better off spending less time writing profiles and more time getting jacked if you want to use tinder.

I'd say alternative dating sites where people are more serious such as PoF are for you, that being said people who are serious and on those sites and not desperate af with 5 mental issues are usually much older and not going for a man like you.

I'd suggest you go take a yoga class and attempt at talking to women before you even try courting them, from the look of your profile it doesn't seem like you have many female friends and are probably very inexperienced when talking to them which will hinder you a lot, you'll be much better off trying to interact with females in a non sexual way first, try adding randoms online if you're shy first, or going random meet people/help people/advice forums and trying to find women there to at least talk to.

Tinders not for dating bro and from the look of your profile that's what you need, reguardless of what you tell yourself etc.

Last 2 of "Likes" are bad.
Dislikes are meaningless for someone who wants to get to know you

>Diehard snowfox
Just delete that

Rest is breddy expressive and good

But I'm not. That is like the opposite of me. I mean I'm care free in the sense that I don't care about things, or according to my ex, anyone else.

But yeah care free and easy going aren't words anyone would use to describe me.

enjoy knowing that you both were desperate enough to look and you'll know deep down that it's not something that happened because you fell for each other.

Meeting your gf on tinder is like wearing someones worn down shoes but you were barefoot so who cares, but as soon as you see a new pair of shoes come along fuck those old shoes.

it really depends on how you look tbh OP, different girls fantasize about different things/take things differently depending on who it comes from, they can fabricate a whole personality over just 3 lines.

i also want to add to this post, dating sites are over rated, I don't think I made it clear how much better in person finding people is rather than online.

ok fair enough, but nothing on your profile should come off as negative, reword that into a positive statement or get rid of it, also listen to and maybe take that profile to a different site that isnt some casual sex service.

where do you go to meet new people?

Hobbies, school, bars, common interests(join a club or a community that interests you) etc..

Anything community based usually attracts women, you said before that you want a girl who plays games with you, I'd recommend you don't bother trying to find that, women are like plastic, if they like you enough usually they'll either respect or like what you like to some degree.

Don't look in gaming communities for a chick, imagine the female world like the business world, there is a huge amount of competition for women in the 'gaming market' and most of them LOVE the free attention they get, you're better off trying to go to normalized places.

Even a local coffee shop could do, I remember there was one near university I used to buy a coffee there and just sit once a week, back then I was shy and a chick said hello to me after asking if she could use the power port behind my chair and I didn't imitate anything, then she sat at the doorway of the coffee shop as she was about to leave staring at me every couple of minutes, I swear she must have sat there for 5 minutes looking at me wanting me to come over and say hi and walk her out but I convinced myself that I was just imagining things.

Your local university is a hunting ground, universities don't like to tell you this but you're legally allowed to go in and sit in any class you like even if you're not enrolled, when paying for a degree you're actually paying for the testing, just go sit into a random class you think might have girls and talk to random chicks in there say you're there because you had an interest if they ask why you're not enrolled, makes you seem spontaneous and open minded.

there are probably a few good help books about female and male behavior you could read, I just got taught by an older friend of mine who taught me what i was doing wrong and called me a retard, so i was lucky, because the current narrative you think you know of what chicks want (even the good girls(and even the bad ones)) is most likely extremely wrong.

>TFW When I am probably co-dependant.. When I am poor, everything I am into is stupidly niche and I am some innercity boho trash.

The negativity and self-depreciation is a turn off. Talk about your likes and hobbies to hook someone that's into shit you're into. If you're looking for a long-term thing, don't expect every biter to be a 10, most of the long-term grils I've been with weren't exactly models, but they had better personality than the 10s.

Also I'm not that inexperienced. I don't have that many gril friends but I do have a few, and I've slept with half a dozen chicks. Which isn't like many by any account but eh. I know people who've had less.

the mainstream narrative of this misunderstood special boy and his special interests with a special mental illnesses and hardships is super wrong.

People are hardwired to find mates who are of the highest quality, so when YOU YOURSELF recognize your weaknesses and then shout them to the world others are perceiving you EVEN LOWER than what you're perceiving yourself as.

Defense mechanisms are weird things, some of them appealing and some of them not, I'm not suggesting you get rid of yours because they're super important to our beings, but if you research a little more and recognize and understand your own a little you can 'control' your mechanisms into a way which is better suited to what you want to do, how you want others to perceive you etc.

when i talk of experience i talk more of an psychologically intimate being rather than a sexual intimacy, modern women are so loose with their sexuality these days that 'sex doesn't make you a man', I would say having a woman that you respect (even some you don't as a start) obsess over you is your path to 'experience'.

also as a general rule i'd tell you to view less pornography (completely minimal if possible, but I must admit I haven't shaked it) and if you're going to fap try to create a pleasing image in your mind.

when you've been out of the dating game for a while your perceptions can change, and you probably ain't gonna get a girl so hot and bothered that she's begging for your cum from the start.

>the mainstream narrative of this misunderstood special boy and his special interests with a special mental illnesses and hardships is super wrong.
I know what you're getting at, but I don't give a fuck about what people see me as or think of me. I'm not a special snowflake nor do I ever want to be treated like one.

>Defense mechanisms are weird things, some of them appealing and some of them not, I'm not suggesting you get rid of yours because they're super important to our beings, but if you research a little more and recognize and understand your own a little you can 'control' your mechanisms into a way which is better suited to what you want to do, how you want others to perceive you etc.

To be honest I'm happy with that I am, a broken bitter cunt. I'd just like someone to spend my time with, too.

>when i talk of experience i talk more of an psychologically intimate being rather than a sexual intimacy, modern women are so loose with their sexuality these days that 'sex doesn't make you a man', I would say having a woman that you respect (even some you don't as a start) obsess over you is your path to 'experience'.

Oh fuck yeah, I've literally never made a relationship last more than a month before I've left them or they've left me.

Even that don't give a fuck attitude is a lie though nobody truly doesn't give a fuck, it's impossible, that what I mean about defense mechanisms, because I'm sure these chicks have met a whole lot of guys who say they don't give a fuck but really they give more fucks than the ones that say they do simply because they're trying to protect themselves more.

I'm a broken and bitter cunt because of years of mental abuse from my whore mother which fucked me up in that genuine connection to another person is just something I don't understand, so I thought hey, I just need a happy go lucky sweet girl, that way I'll sort of get over some shit, maybe learn how not to be a massive cunt as my first reaction to everything.

But every gril I have met is either
A: Dumb as shit
B: Some normie that I can't find a single thing of theirs to care about, because they have nothing, all the know is pop culture
C: Actually more broken and fucked than I am

So I've sort of given up, bro.

Actually, not every single gril. I've met some cool ones, but they're just friends.

at the end of the day whether the thing that caused it is valid or not you still have the fact that it exists within you and you can do things to change it, whether you have an entitlement to feel the way you do means nothing in the end because the result is the same, it doesn't matter if you saw some Ronnie Radke cunt say I don't give a fuck and they thought he was cool so they adopted that world view, it's not going to change how people perceive that attitude whether it's warranted or not, you're better off attempting to fix the way you market yourself.

>your personality doesn't suit tinder tbh, these chicks are there for a good looking chad to fuck them up

That, or a boost for their chick ego. For most it's just about the fact that today, they said "no way" (or nothing, really) to 200+ guys who are considered nice and good lucking by normal standarts.

Never forget that when you carefully craft a message or profile no one will ever reply to. It's about the feeling women get by not replying, not about the match and meet.

I don't doubt what you're saying is right and would probably be for the best, but fuck it, if I change what am I? I'm not me. This is who I've always been which is why I'm not blaming anyone for the fact i'm single.
But shit, I took a few of the suggestions from cunts tonight and changed a couple things in my piece of shit tinder thing, so fuck it. That's something.

"Human beings are strong because we have the ability to change ourselves."

It's quiet not quite you fucking retard

But I don't want to lose my hair.
I actually really, really like my hair.

If you look from an outsiders perspective defense mechanisms aren't you either. But they are important, so if you don't want to end them don't, but just know they will be the thing which you see the most notable change from, as soon as someone intuitively recognizes your mechanism they compare you to the 500 other people who act this way that they've met in their life and lump you in with them as a first impression.

i wish i knew an old site that was around about 6 years ago that had a bunch of life hacks and pdfs uploaded there, they can help see perspective, when you view yourself from an outsiders perspective you'll notice how much less you respect yourself and why people can't look past that.

Charisma on demand is actually a really good channel that comes to mind, look up his video on Jimmy Kimmel. I used to be just like you and it was all a farce, I had a bad upbringing with 2 bi-polar parents and a schizophrenic older brother (older by about 15+ years, when I was 8 and he was in his thirties he'd scream in my face each day and say the only reason he hadn't killed me was because I wasn't 18 yet), I had very similar defense mechanisms to you and also probably very similar drawbacks, now I have mechanisms like Jimmy Kimmel, I now laugh at all dumb kinds of shit no matter what and I genuinely like them, back in my younger years I used to have a elitist nature like you (now I laugh at minions) and looked down on things normie, I learnt that being redpill was fucking shit if you want to succeed in life, I went from a whiney emo bitch to a man like Jimmy Kimmel with an aura that feels good to be around.

also try to stop watching anime if you're watching it, I assume you watch it pretty heavily and just remember, the target audience for that show is Japanese men which if you research their culture is very segregated and has a extremely weird psyche where women play as aggressors to fix this broken man who is flawed.

Also buy a pet, probably a cat, you sound pretty lazy.

>lump you in with them as a first impression.
People always have the worst first impression of me but it changes when I spend time with them.

I started thinking about the bit you were saying about yourself and how you changed and then I laid down on my bed and thought 'Fuck that, I enjoy the things I enjoy'
I might hate most things, but the things I do like brings me genuine joy and happiness. I'm happy spending hours on end crate digging or music I enjoy. I'm happy spending time looking for games that I find fun. Because when I've found something I really, really enjoy it. And when you have friends that are into the same things it's so great to spend time talking about these things in depth.

Also I enjoy my anime, I don't watch heaps but I love me some cutesy moe shit.
Also cats dope.

Anyway I'm going to bed. Peace.

>People always have the worst first impression of me but it changes when I spend time with them.
What about the perceptions that you don't change, the bridges that you burn due to these unnecessary world views.

I didn't change myself based off what I enjoyed, I changed myself based off what I perceived as successful and I wanted to become a successful businessman, it was only once I changed these things did I realize that I enjoyed these changes much more than before.