Why there no rekt thread?

why there no rekt thread?

Rekt tread

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Any one else here the crash sound?

You are supposed to provide rekt content when you make a thread you dense faggot

Love ya user, this is every thread nowadays and no one questions it anymore

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30 minutes and no follow-up ? Where's everybody ? Fucking their Christmas presents ?

- Dear Santa, for X-mas I want a RealDoll.

- Dear Johny, money doesn't grow on trees. You're getting a cheap FleshLight knockoff.

PS: The green bottle is Jalapeño sauce, not lube. You did read the label before using it, didn't you?

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I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

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What happens here?
I wanna know but dont wanna watch…

I hope your entire family gets cancer.

the snake starts eating the puppy.

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Doggo dies

wtf thats way to far

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this requires an explanation / source

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zXlcwQvJsng

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why though?

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