Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Claim

I don't know, apparently it's decent-quality shibari rope though.

Nah, yours are pretty good. And you've got good taste in thigh highs.

You can if you want to.

Nou!

Spiraling out of control?

EZRA POUND

yea, effectively, i'd still do it tho

>Sameji claim'd

How come your last gf put you into a maid outfit then?

(Ana/Makotos gf)
I'd love to see a Mathematician class in it... but that's pretty op.

>not sure if you can make mako more submissive
just have to try it!

(Makoto)
I'm sure she could make you much much more submissive though!

(user from yesterday)
Don't worry about it, same here. I'm way too slow writing. Damnit

I highly recommend Solanin and Oyasumi Punpun! But yeah, I was also all about fights and blood and gore and now I like some fun with it.

Seems there's a bit of a scenario playing out and I'd love to see where it leads.

I can't do it anymore. Although on occasion, I can go to the human limits. When I was purchasing my ZX11, I stayed up for 120 hours straight.

Later m8, see you around hopefully!

Use it!

Nah. And I just picked up some random ones from a Halloween store was all!

I might. We'll see.

Nou!

UGH, WEEABOO WEEABOO WEEABOO WEABOO!

Nuh uh! I'm Dom as fuck!

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She really liked trying new stuff.
The outfit, a chair and some rope, and a feather were involved.
Like I said, super lewd.

Is it? I wouldn't know.

I don't know, Mako is pretty submissive.

A bit of a scenario playing out?

(cute)

Shiro claimed.

Sup, Weebs.

MINE EYES HAVE SEE THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE BRO!
HE IS EXITING THE CAR SHOW WITH HIS OTHER BROS IN TOW!
HE IS LOSING ALL THE TRACTION FROM HIS TERRIBLE FIVE-OH!
HE'S HEADING TRAFFIC ON!

Think I have to go now, see you guys when I'm back!

Will do!

Maybe we should get you some nicer ones then.

Do what you want.

Nou!

I'm catching a bit of back and forth, and it's reminding me of things.

Suuuuuure you are tsuntsun.

Oh my, it does sound lewd. I'd probably just have put my partner on the chair and start playing with his best parts, watching to not let him come.

Well, in FFT a mathematician could casts spells without the use of Mana and hit everyone of the mathematical formula.
If MP is base x then hit them with y
If LVL is base x then hit them with y
If HP is base x then hit them with y

It's a sure fire hit, didn't need a cast time and doesn't use MP
It was broken as fuck since he could use EVERY MAGIC ABALITY.
Black Magic
White Magic
Time Magic
Summon Magic
everything

byebye

I can't think of more. Too tired.

Yay~

Ohhhhh boy. This'll be interesting.

Do you, got it~

Nou!

More or less what happened.
Other things too.
Extremely satisfying.
Life got in the way tho and I haven't seen her in two years.

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i'll build you an alter out of zip ties and pipe clamps

Now that I think about it, you've probably talked through this stuff with my friend.
You must think we have oddly similar paths.
As a guinea pig, or for a regular use?
Back from the shower, and off to eating something.
On top of being slow on replies in the first place.

What was your favorite gift everyone?!?

regular use, i don't guinea pig anything i can't directly control

i didn't get any

Not in two years? That's a shame. Where do you two live?

Don't worry about it, I won't leave this fast.

The knives I got.

Chess board.

Reeeeee!

You'll build me a civic?

Bottle jack. Now I can change my oil without going to my dads.
Unless sentimental stuff counts. Then my favorite gift would be her.

Colorado.
Getting cold and I really need to find someone to cuddle with.

Which by the way is my favourite gift.

nah, a 5.0 mustang

Well that is pretty sad!

Kitchen type or stabby type?

What is your chess rating? Grandmaster?!?

Both those answers are pretty cute

Welp, not me, I'm way too far away.

yes, yes, let the reeeeeee flow through you

It's kitchen knives, but sharp enough to be the stabby type too

Yup everyone is.
But I can pretend until eventually someones not.
Snuggles are the best tho. I don't care what anyone says.

Rip.

I get the second one. But a bottle jack is cute?

REEEEEEEEE!

カラミチーマス

More like 'Chess Bored'.
This game is for nerds.

I'm not using a rating system just to play against my family, but I've won every game I've played so far.

You're a nerd.
>not having pocket sized chess board disguised as a book.

The whole family going to see your dad for sentimental reason is. Qt

Nerds are hot though

A family grandmaster then!

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I guess you can.

Snuggles are unbeatable! Sex is overrated and snuggles are underrated!

Don't REEEEE me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a troll

Don't REEEE me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just gimme a troll!

Hope everyone had good holidays
This is all Yuno got from Christmas artwork this year

Demand more!

I think you misunderstood. Nobody went and saw him, because he never, or rarely shows up to the family gatherings. But I got a hydraulic jack for my car. So now if I want to change the oil in my car, I don't have to drive all the way to his house first.
The sentimental thing was I got my gf.

Wat.

But you are even nerder!
And I do have a pocket sized board, but it's not really disguised.

Nerds smell weird and have spit coming out while talking.

>nerd detect
Go back to playing dungeons and dragons, you furry weeb.

Clearly there must be more! Give me a second.
Also Hi.

Made my own with my pal Photoshop
also been a while since I've seen a nadeko claimer, new one or old one?

You don't like doing something with unpredictable results?
Alright I'm back for a solid half an hour.
Hello Yuno.

Maybe you misunderstood
She has plenty of christmas stuff just one new one this year
Hey, you
Sorry don't recognise your waifu

How about this one? Two days old.
>Shiro

Found it at a goodwill.
Like 8" square, looks like a book until you fold it out. Has a little drawer with the tiny pieces.
It was 50 cents, only thing missing was one white pawn, which I made from a battleship piece.
Best thing ever for low key chess.

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I am the oldest. Probably the only one to ever do so since I am the only one who understands her genius

welcome back!

Say, how should I adress you?

It was... a Queen parody... you know... Don't stop me now... okay, that one was bad, I'm sorry

You can't recognize the waifus.
You have to recognize what's around their neck.
However you would like.
And thanks.

THANKS
I AM NOT CAPABLE OF ANYTHING AM I?
where did you find this?
Welcome back then, checked seems like she is yours
I remember someone switching to her but I might be mistaken I haven't seen the montegari series, yet
Right, how stupid of me
You enjoying your time here?

Murder?

The anime is alright, but you really have to like character development.

Yep! What is up??

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It's lovely around here, although I wish I didn't have that reason that brought me here in the first place.

Just enjoy the adorable.

>checked
Don't say that! I get rock hard for her hair.

Not a bad deal at all. Would have bought it as well.
>low key
But doesn't it make a lot of unbookish noise, like a rattle?

Was browsing through deviantart sorted by newest. Most of the stuff is shitty and there's a surprising amount of cosplay, but at least this particular one was really pretty.
I haven't checked any other sites so far.

>that reason that brought me here
You mean being a huge weeb but most of all dead inside?

I usually like that a lot, but it's quite a big series and that intimidates me
same with JoJo
Yea it's kinda shitty, though I still hope you're secretly him for some reason because he did this before, guess it's just grasping on futile hopes
Oh yea I usually avoid deviantart, guess I need to give it a shot now.
Thanks
How was your christmas pantsu queen?

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That's not really helping. user is such a broad thing... Just tell me how you'd like me to call you

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Not as much as you'd think.
Inside is made of solid wood, and the drawer is small enough the pieces don't move to much.
>low key
This is a thing. When I was at the school house in AIT we technically weren't allowed to bring games, but they never knew, really helped with the downtime, which there was a lot of.

I don't mind it, I really want to give it a shot
anyways, what made you decide to post again?

I sure am.
That's not what brought me here, even if what you said is true.
I know he used a few different avatars.
I'm sorry to disappoint you, I'm not him, even though I can't really convince you.
I'm also paying attention to other posts to see if he could be hiding somewhere.
Some people already refer to me as scarf something.

Scarf user it is. Well... I can see where they come from. Since most of your pics have a scarf in them.

Just got a bit more free time around the holidays. I was super busy for a stretch of time

Murder me

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Using the right tags you can usually avoid most of the sonic and I only saw one pony while scrolling.
If you ignore the degeneracy and filter out disgusting 3d you're sometimes able to find nice things there. Just bring a barf bucket.
>christmas
The usual family drama aside it was/(technically is) really nice.
How was yours?

Come on, let her have a white russian or two, it's christmas after all!
How's it going?

I was just attempting a Medusa joke, but sure, fries are hot too.

>not allowed to bring games to school
>smuggles in a chess board
Dayum, real OG straight of the street! Have you killed a man before?

Was it a really obscure fetish?

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Claim

:)

Yea it's hard to convinve me but I'll take your word
Hope you had a good Christmas despite all this
Was it a good busy time?
One pony is enough to drive a man to suicide
Yea I need to not have a shit day and I'll be able to sit through it I guess, I've seen worse like boorus
Good to hear, family drama is unavoidable
Same actually, just can't stand children but it was cool

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No, but I've thrown a grenade.
Prolly the only one of my career, but hey... Boom!

At first we were making chess out of paper, you get real ingenious in what amounts to prison. But I remembered I had that, so had it mailed to me.
Army can make anything out of anything. I have some stories. Nerdy ones tho.

still here I see

cut me yuno

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Oh I know what you were doing, but I am just being a step ahead. Be careful around me!

You may not like that. I am into a very specific type!

It was work

Yup that's kinda what I was going for since I don't have a waifu.
I gotta go now, see you later Chara!
Could've been, but that guess is also a miss.
I'm leaving, you'll have some time to think about it.
It was horrifying but I'm all good now!
See you some other time Yuno, I have to work.

Byebye scarf! See you later

I'm just posting cute now.
I'm gonna have to come back to these threads.
You anons are way too nice.
I wish you all nothing but a sweet and adorable future.

Sorry if I'm being a little gay. I get giddy when I'm tired.

I seem to remember you saying that. But it's like a tradition at this point

does anyone know who this is?

Ask that little loli, he's a straight gangster.

Bronies do that regrettably seldom.
>seen worse
How did you avoid going full Oedipus?
>can't stand children
No one does. We should make kids illegal. Future generations will thank us.

Can you make whine out of water?
Tell stories though!

Oh snap!
You got any more of them photoshoped hair?

I'll try my best, but only if you try labeling your pictures. I always need at least 3 posts to notice that you're the scarf claimer and these are not random scarfs.
I'm sure it's a really lewd reason.

I like to slit throats very very slowly. It seems like the most poetic way to die

Stop corrupting the newbies

?

I'll do two one nerdy and not be, and one me but not nerdy.

So there's a unit out on training, and they have everything except the antenna to their. radio. But being ingenious army, the know that frequencyxwavelength=speed of light.
Know the frequency and speed of light, they cut some claymore wire to the right length. First time was a little off. Picked up a mexican radio station, but they eventually got right and had coms.

Second story is me in basic. Now smoke, I know ew, but I more or less quit. I was the only one in basic having a nic fit. We knew the DS's smoked, and where they "secretly" did it. One night, we we snuck out there. With a bible and some matches lifted from an mre. Picked up the butts and took the tobacco out and rolled a few cigarettes with bible pages. I know I'm going to hell.

It being like prison is no joke.

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Shiro? She is a gangster. I'm going to bet my life, and we'll play Tetris, easy win
Just do it nice and quick for me

Wasn't the only one*
Jesus, I should start proof reading when I'm this tired.
All those mistakes are killing me.

Should I tie you up first or hold you in my arms?

I'm innocent, I swear!

I was talking about further pictures that depict Nadeko's hair as something it is not in a humorous fashion.

>cut claymore wire to the right length
I happen to know someone who did this at the age of 12. Dude had way too much time on his hands.
>butt tobacco rolled in bible pages
heREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtic!
But why won't they just let you smoke?

Nah, I mean the random loli spamming, chess board smuggling, butt smoking sun of gun.
How would competitive tetris even work? And why throw away your life before giving me all the Hibi?

I used to have a few edits, but I can't find them!

No one is innocent anymore

Hold me in your arms. Might be nice
I'm not sure which loli you're talking about.
And as far as Hibiki's go, I literally just grabbed all the ones off the booru's