What are your plans for when the Yellowstone caldera erupts?

what are your plans for when the Yellowstone caldera erupts?

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i live in europe so i have no plans.

Celebrate that USA is gonna die, build a huge wall around europe, and asia, it will be great! Every retard on the internet orginates from USA too.

so, sit it out for a couple of days till the sky is darkened by the dust cloud, then freeze and starve to death, got it

Sit back and watch the amerifats roll into Australia because of some stupid fucking agreement that was signed.

bullshit. it wouldn't be that big boom. Your brainwashed by leftist media. Typical american faggot.

is that how a pimple forms?

only on your mom's ass

well, considering the size, depending on the win, the sky might grow dark, infact it's highly likely, won't be an issue for europeans tbh.

Trust me I'm a geologist. That shit would fuck up almost all of the world for maybe a long period of time.

probably wank in my sister's hair then fall asleep

im quantum phycisist and an astronaut and i don't believe u.

My plan is to have been dead for 10 to 20 thousand years.

sick burn dude

but what would you do if Mount Everest erupts?

i'm gay

>erupts
>thinking a caldera of that size can actually erupt with any force
nigga you stupid, bet you just watched one of those dusaster movies where yellowstone explodes like a fucking atom bomb and wipes out half of humanity.
At most it'd crack open a bit wider and cover a state in lava. The refugees from the area would put a huge damper on our national economy though by other disasters we know that most of the nigs, black and white, will stay and try to weather it out so that should thin them out. Not seeing a loss for anyone who actually matters.

throw jews into it

atom bomb don't wipe half of humanity if explodes.

atom bombs don't release 3000 cubic kilometers of ash

We're all going to die, so fuck it.

Celebrate the death of commiefornia

>Join T.E.F
>Shoot Ashwalkers
>Patrol the convoy routes
>Wipe out the Mormon Tribes
>Take my share of California Slave State
>Retire in West Texas with a handful of Cali-Slaves
>Find top-heavy Southern chick
>Dick her every night
>Man the Walls of Tejas, The Lone Fort State.

/k/ already hashed this out.

I believe that.

I'm vegan

>cali-slaves
my sides weren't ready for that

to die

panic buy cheetos and mountain dew, stockpile pornography, rape my sister really hard in the pooper, move to australia

Since they are no-gun faggots they are easy pickings for more militant states. They capitulate easy and see slavery as a better option, they are American Twileks.

>literally the most sparsely populated states in America
No problems, it will warn us beforehand

The Walls go up in advance, we protect the Lone Star Fort. Our beef, our industry, our land and our people. When the ash falls, the Texas Expeditionary Force marches out to take what is ours might might.

Actually we probably should make a hole and take the pressure out of it before it erupts... but then Yellowstone would be gone for ever... oh wait...

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