200 word essay due tomorrow

>200 word essay due tomorrow
>can't stop watching tv
halp

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>200 words
>200

You are a literal and legal fucking retard if you can't write a 200 word essay. Holy fuck.

Just write "WE WUZ KINGS" 66.667 times. It always works for me.

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>you have been detected

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SUMMER LEAVE

No, it was YOU who is the summer. unless i just got triple memed

>This meme's been going on for at least 3 years
>People STILL get caught

>Sup Forums memes

I'll write it for you famlay, what's the subject?

you guys just got meta-memed, or did I?

This is a genuine problem tbqh. I told myself this morning that my aim for today was a few lines of code for one specific function. I still haven't done it.

you just meta meta memed yourself

I read that as coke

How may layers of irony are you lads behind? I'm on about 6 or 7 myself tbqh ;)

That video is more kino than anything I've ever seen posted on this board.

u are like a child to me, I could destroy you if I wanted to. You know what, what's your name kid? I've still got space in my death note.

200 words?
how the fuck can you be such a dum dum, go to work right now before it's too late

A drabble is about 100 words. Do this twice, copy, paste, turn in.

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DETECTED

"It's time for cuckily cucking!" whispered the goblin that lives on my member.

I looked at the member; it had golden balls and a burning glans. I loved Lord. I loved Proffessor. I did not want to take the member from them. Lord, especially, loved the foreskin.

I examined the cucky video game. I studied the explosive dildo, which cucked like an idyllic elephant.

I remembered cuckolding soothingly at the goblin's will and knew I would comply again.

The moon made me tremble like white veins.

Bark!

The member was destroyed.

The goblin that lives on my member cucked violently.

is that spurdo?

watch this

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> literally so addicted to shitposting it has affected my general hygiene, to the point i skip brushing teeth and showering for days

> not good at anything because i spend all my precious time shitposting

its been like this for 9 years now.

> tfw I had a 3000 word case study for my comparison of media systems subject
> literally never showed up to any lecture
> started on the due date and wrote about tye difference between kitchen nightmares us and uk
> A+

Thank you based Ramsey threads

pleb, i manage to spend an hour every day exercising, have decent hygeine and still shitpost about 400 posts a day

I know this feel too damn well

200 words? You could literally write that during a commercial break

Prove it, do it now idiot.

>You know what, what's your name kid?
not gonna tell you, what you gonna do now?

I don't know who is memeing who anymore

this meme is so old, yet it never fails to garner dozens of replies