Ask a retired male escort anything
Ask a retired male escort anything
How did u find that picture?
Each edge of an icosahedron is a 1Ω resistor. What is the effective resistance between
two adjacent vertices?
(An icosahedron consists of 20 equilateral triangles. It has
12 vertices and 30 edges, with 5 edges meeting at each vertex.)
Why do you lie on the Internet for no reason
what are you, some kind of faggot?
yes
I'm planning a trip to the moon.
My rocket mass is 81.2 tons, 62.4 of which is propellant. What is my delta V for the return trip?
6ohms?
>Each edge of an icosahedron is a 1Ω resistor. What is the effective resistance between
>two adjacent vertices?
Potato
Gay or Straight escort? (or both)
I don't
how does it feels to be a whooker
What kind of clients did you get, most of the time? Men? Ugly women? Old women? Any attractive women, at all?
I dunno was just in my dl folder
nope
potato
Both
what roles and features are required for a distribution point running server 2008r2 to stay in sync with SCCM 2012r2?
mostly men and ugly women, however there were a more than few pretty hot women
potato
How much propellant is used on the flight to the moon?
Was anyone bummed out that you had to use protection?
potato
like there is straight escorts
I've done a bit of gay escorting myself, not recently though.
I remember actually liking one of my clients, but I started self-harming and obviously couldn't sell myself in that sort of shape. I felt very guilty ignoring his calls, as he was a good guy, but I couldn't tell him what was up.
Yes more than a few
Ever had a guy do you up the butt while his wife watched?
or.. do the wife while the guy watched..
There are, I wasn't one, more money in doing both
In that case delta V = 0.
I learnt this in school the other day thanks mom
Yes both
Neat. I've been edumacated today.
Ooooh, when the guy did you up the butt how did the wife react? did they explain why they wanted this?
Story!
this you?
She loved it, they didn't explain, i didn't ask
LOL no but that's hilarious, I'm a bit fitter, and was a lot fitter when I was in the biz, and I am naturally almost completely hairless body wise
Did you later do the wife or was it just him doing you?
Just him doing me then doing her
...
How old were you when you started?
Ever "cuck" a guy? as in fuck his wife while he sat there jerking off while she moaned how much better you were?
and was your dick bigger? did she make you compare with him?
Started just before my 16th bday
Yes most husband wife calls were like this, my dick is bigger than average but not huge and yes that invariably happened exactly as you describe it
How old when you retired?
does your mom have nice tits
Yes I would like to hear more about this subject as well.
Ever fuck a woman who got weird as in calling you her son and to fuck mommy fuck mommy cum inside mommy kinda stuff?
yes come on give us a good wank story as we go to bed
Yes several
27
just start chucking those incest stories out here
we need to fap
Any story about guys who wanted to suck their first dick (yours) but were anxious?
SATAN SPEAKS
>>shy to ask about cocksucking habits
wtf satan
you can do better
I saw the picture and read the words as "retarded mice expert"
I stopped replying to those because they wee usually time waters/no-shows
Why so young? How did you get started?
Ever had anyone ask you to dress up like a girl?
if so, what happened? fucking or did they just jerk off?
I ran away from a juvenile detention center and was living on the streets. Some guy selling drugs asked if I wanted to hang out with him and watch for cops, he would pay me, I said yeah. When we were done he gave me $20 and asked if I had anywhere to go, I siad no, so he brought me back to his place (a motel room) we were chillin watchin tv and he offered me $50 if I would let him suck my dick, so I said sure why not.
Coke or Pepsi?
When I was younger yes, I only really had the physique to get away with that for the first couple of years.
As for what happened, a little of both, even had a few women that preferred it
Pepsi
Were you ever worried about catching HIV or STDs?
Not really, I was young and invinvible, as for worry. that came later in life
what were your rates? did they change during the years?
But in the end did you test positive for anything?
Nice trips BTW
Only thing I ever caught is Chlamydia, a couple of times (women are fuckin nasty).
How many dicks did you suck before you realized you were a faggot?
They varied, when I started I didnt;t know what I was doing and it was more incidental for survival, sometimes it was only a place to crash.... when I wised up, mostly because some other workers took me under their wing, my rates increased. Near the end depending on what the client wanted it was anywhere from 80-300/hh
Actually it was right around the time you paid me to suck mine that I realized it
Why were you in juvenile detention center?
ever have to service a scat freak?
How many handjobs for quick cash did you give?
Possession of a weapon dangerous to public peace, mischief, assault an officer. resist arrest
No I was asked but wouldn't do it
That was a very popular request when I first started and was on the streets
1. How long did this occupation occur in your life?
2. Did you ever fall for one of your clients?
3. Did you discover fetishes to your liking or ones you didn't want to service?
4. why did you quit?
I would have and given you half the money for setting it up
1) almost 13 years
2) yes
3) yes on both counts
4) I was rough trade
If I knew you I would have gladly referred them to you for free
rough trade?
and are you single atm?
clean and healthy?
Biggest dick you ever saw?
Rough trade... I got old
yes
Yes and mostly I have typical issues most men experience in their late mid ages, cholesterol, blood pressure blah blah blah
Was pretty big, didn't measure but it was about the length of my forearm (thankfully not as thick)
Did you have a pimp?
noob
Biggest tits you ever saw? (yeah I know boring, but that's my fetish)
who the fuck hires a retarded male escort?
Sort of
Oh dude there was this one chick, I swear to god when she laid on her back it was like there was 2 more people in the bed!
What do you mean sort of?
Well I mentioned early a couple of older sex workers took me under their wing, it was a couple of female hookers, and they would keep track of me and protect me if needed. They also told me how to get better clients, where to go etc. Then one got busted and it was just the 2 of us in the apartment, and she started finding clients for me, setting up dates etc
And then later I worked for an agency
Sounds like a job for the autistic 3rd world!
Did they let you fuck them?
MUH DICK!!!!!
Yes, in fact me and the last one had quite a relationship till we got busted. I was in love with her. Unfortunately as I was a minor, she went away longer than I did, we lost touch, I never heard from her again!
She was the one that got me to dress, said it would make more money if I would, she was right
But honestly I think she had a fetish for it herself
Mexican Pepsi or American Pepsi?
There is a difference. One's shit, and one is less shit.
Did she ever have sex with you while you were dressed?
Snow Mexican Pepsi... I'm Canadian