Moving to Colombia

Would it be safe for me living in Colombia? I want to learn the language and fuck a bunch of qts. And how different is your Spanish from Castilian?

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any Colombian on here?

the fuck man look at their faces, I'm not fucking that

Few.

Ukrainian "Standards"

With a booty like that you've gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory
Like taking hoes' money, but that's another story

Or paper bags.

I'd still rim them

I like you.

I don't like either of you

t. Colombian

Do not fucking move to colombia. Colombian women are dangerous. They steal and then they give you death by sex.

Colombia is more safe than your country you be for the next 4 years

el colombiANO

El toothpasteANO

White Colombian ladies don't want negroid hohols like you.

Those girls are not Colombians. These girls are...

just dont go near the congolombians favelas and it would be ok id guess

They probably all are. Colombia has a very African region. The faces of those black girls on OPs pictures are really not attractive though.

Why the fuck there are no Colombians in this thread? Maybe you should try on \travel

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Colombian prostitutes are thicc as fuck

Basically this. You'd be surprised how similar Colombia is to Brazil.

NO! Colombia is not in Brazil, retard!

It's really hard to summon Colombias, after spanitards drive them away.

Muh hohol do you even know real Colombian women.
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I never said they were I just said they're similar.

And also I already mentioned I was Colombian so there's a Colombian ITT retards. I might not be there but it doesn't make me less Colombian.

Make them wear BDSM masks

>Would it be safe for me living in Colombia?
Depends on where you go
>And how different is your Spanish from Castilian?
All spanish is the same, there is no dialects or anything like that, there is only 1 spanish that we all understand

Ask anything from Colombia pro. t. Colombia pro
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>You'd be surprised how similar Colombia is to Brazil
How Colombia is similar to Brazil?

>Inb4: murder rates

and then theres chilean

Chile is an exception They do not speak their own language...

but chilean is not spanish

Wtf is she a porn star?

How did you became a Colombian pro?

No, only colombian girl. Colombia at night...

A guy in the comment section said that she's a camwhore

Colombian women were designed for Anglo cock.

Really wanted to fap to that video and the related ones.

Better get going lads don't want to waste my life force lusting after some whore's YouTube vid.

nope, but she should

The Choco department is probably the blackest area in this continent

Answer pls

The only thing I know about modern Colombia is there is russian mafia in Bogota who can sell you a real colombian passport for $20k

No she is average normal next door Colombia girl.
I'm a Colomboo.
Pmt.

>death by sex.
could be worse

Have you ever had sex with a Colombian girl?

>that flag.
Youre not colombian. Fuck off chicano.

Favelas, black people dancing in the streets, transexuals, carnavals, plastic surgeries, prostitues, same murder rate, lots of racemixing, very happy despite being 3rd world, i can go on
>inb4 south Brazil
I know they're different but there is also other regions frm Colombia who are not like that

K
I don't know whether it's African influence but people tend to be happy and there's an overall feeling of content and joy among the population. That also means very welcoming to foreigners and extroverted normies.

Favela like places. Woman dress very similarly and they are both attractive. Tons of parties and alcohol consumption.

Colombia is kind of like a Spanish speaking Brazil. Some areas though are more amerindian which Brazil lacks exept for Amazonia. Also less Germans like in your south.

Go on, I need more details

Kek how do you know that? Im actually interested.

This is why i love Colombia.

Ooh you guys, stop being silly, you are going to scare our Sup Forums friends, of course we speak spanish, haha.

You don't know shit about me you dumb faggot

Hello Chile :3

My brother is a real russian hacker. Two years ago they caught a guy from his "team" in spain. They found some guy from Bogota who gave them the number of the mobsters.
I know that some guys bought them and now using fake passports to travel Europe and one guy live in some mansion in Bogota

Well paisas are kinda similar to gauchos, we both have a part of the amazonas, we both live in jungles, eat a lot of rice, like football a lot, there is more but i can't think of anything else right now

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>Sweden
This is very old map :)

Brit in Colombia

Would recommend 10/10

And what are you going to do OP, are you going to move to Colombia or not?

Where do you live?

They took in large numbers! Having problems!

Also we are the second most biodiverse country in the world (guess who's the 1st one?)

If I like it then maybe I'll stay

Madagascar?

Medellin, bloody lubbly jubbly m8

not him but

uwu

Wtf Colombia could be easily one of Brazil's state.

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didn't you make this thread?

Brazil...

Go to Medellín.

You described Rio de Janeiro and Northeast Brazil, not Brazil.

don't you have tons of prostitute in ukraine ?

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>you described Brazil, not Brazil

>1/5 of the area and population of Brazil
>Brazil

they aren't as thicc as colombian qts

>Brazil
>Brazil

How do you like it here? Why did you move?

You really think that's possible to describe the 5th biggest nation of the world by 1/5 of it?

Why are you so autistic mate?

>do you really think it's possible to describe Brazil by describing Brazil?

*Teddy Roosevelt's gun starts playing*

I love it! People here are incredibly lovely

I was actually travelling when Brexit happened and decided to pull all my dosh out of the UK and dump it in property here, just a stroke of fate really. Where you at?

Why are you so autistic mate?

Are Colombians nice to immigrants like they are nice to tourists?

No to Brazilian monkeys t Colombia pro.

Colombia is 15% black and probably higher if you count mixed race people. Haiti basically made its independence a possibility as well.
t. Colombian

Yes

We are only 4% black, 15% mulatto (most of these people have native blood too so they're actually triracial or pardo)

Yes, as long as you bring plenty of cash.

Are you sure?

Medellin too

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Yes, why do you ask?

Why do you wanna know?

te invitaria tomar unas cervezas pero mezclar con Sup Forumstards en la vida real suena como un recete para desastre

He-helloooo

Dale encuéntrense y se dan un ____

Mulatto looks relative nice in pictures, fuckable? Hell no.. blondes are 10 tiers over any mulatto/black.

damn i want one of those passports

You're a fucking nutcase OP