Ask a heterosexual male who just took a 15 inch BBC off craigslist anything

Ask a heterosexual male who just took a 15 inch BBC off craigslist anything.

Bait will be ignored.

why do you call yourself straight when you take cocks inside you?

That's literally the opposite of straight.

I'm seriously asking

did it hurt?

Is your partner in the Guiness Book of World Records?

15 inches my ass. Well, your ass actually. But still very improbable.

What does cognative dissonance feel like lol

>bait will be ignored

/thread

do you get a hard on pretending this happened?

how much should i tip the chinese food delivery guy?

Maybe.

what's be name of the girl in ops gift?

i usually go 25% on small orders and 20% on larger orders

No. I'm straight. That would be gay.

if santa is real, should congress be allowed to vote if the moon landing is real?

>girl

faggot

that's not a trap u idiot

Ashlyn rae or something similar

...

How does AIDS feel?

ty bro

how does it feel to be the next george michael?

did he wear a condom to protect himself from the gay?

Do your kidneys and/or liver hurt? And did you suck it first?

you're not heterosexual if you're letting yourself get ape-rapred.

You're either dumb with money or tip poorly for somebody that's rich.