He imagined himself playing his favorite song in front of his school at the talent show and winning over the popular...

>he imagined himself playing his favorite song in front of his school at the talent show and winning over the popular kids

No I didn't. I imagined myself playing my favorite song on the moon to impress the martians like any sensible person would

>not imagining yourself being your favorite artists
top pleb

>they sit on Sup Forums all day and then cry at night about their lives

Fuck yeah

Who's they?

>moon
>martians

>tfw actually did it on a regular basis
>was popular

They're on the moon, too. I've seen them

ayy lmao

I won over girls, butthole

>>he imagined himself playing his favorite song in front of his school at the talent show
I did that tho

I did this. The principle, vice principle, my spanish teacher, two of the gym coaches and the cafeteria lady all lined up to suck my dick

>the popular kids
Does that nonsense exist outside of the US? That wasn't a thing in my school and I played all sorts of songs at all sorts of school things when I was there - including an international school music exchange - but none of them were my favourite songs and no one cared at all, myself included.

here in the US we do things a bit differently then whatever 3rd world country you live in

here if you aren't in the top 1% of males you are nothing but a pariah and will never be loved.
if you did what you did in the us chad would have come on stage and ravaged your weak little boi pussy for attempting to challenge his dominance

But I was on the basketball team, I was tall and handsome, I got along with everyone, was the top of every class, played 3 instruments for the school band, was vice president of the student council and everyone liked me. So, no, you're just a pathetic loser desu.

You shouldn't blame other people because you were too apathetic to do well, take responsibility for your complacency.

this is unironically true, but it's more like the top 10% of males

is unironic the new ironic

>wanted to play nmh for my oneitis
>even in my fantasies i'm generic as fuck

>that dork who imagines himself living his favorite musician's career

>So, no, you're just a pathetic loser desu.
But you just said loser/popular dichotomy wasn't at your school

Which is it?

I said you, as a person, are a loser. Individual people can be pathetic. Some people put in work and do well, some people have rich parents and do well, some people refuse to do anything and blame everyone when the world doesn't cater to them.

>be in "band" in high school with friends who only play shitty greenday covers
>sign up for the school talent show
>spend weeks practicing nonstop and talking about how cool everyone will think we are
>a week before they all agreed to kick me out behind my back because they think they'd do better without me
>feel angry, more at getting betrayed than not playing a talent show
>attendance is mandatory so have to watch the band perform without me
>talent show goes on, all fairly mediocre but not that bad
>band comes on 2nd to last
>drummer is so nervous he starts playing off beat and has to stop a few bars in and try to catch up but keeps falling off beat
>guitars weren't miced properly so all you hear is the bass guitar
>bass player never really learned how to play so there's only resonance with the occasional off tempo strumming of the bass coming through
>lead singer gets too scared to sing after the drummer fucked up so he just stands there at the front looking down the rest of the song
>mfw holding back laughter at the disaster unfolding
>there's 5-6 seconds of complete silence after it ends
>only a couple teachers and the presenter applaud, cheering way too hard to try to get everyone else to applaud but no one does
>mfw getting shafted saved me from a lifetime of cringing every time I think about high school

fuck you op