It's the year 6017. Humanity has achieved FTL capability...

It's the year 6017. Humanity has achieved FTL capability, and integrated with the dozens of other sentient species in our galaxy.
You've been in queue for ages once the bouncer lets you in. The nightclub booms with exotic noise as compelling as it is erratic. While scoping the place out, a topless patron sashays towards you, noting that she doesn't see many humans in this system. A talon digs at your back as she escorts you to a booth. The alien apologizes for terseness, but insists on talking with you. After a short chat, your new acquaintance draws close and asks if you want to get lucky. Before you can respond, she slinks back to present herself, along with the condoms stowed in her panties.

So, would you fuck an ayy lmao, Sup Forums? I mean any sentient extraterrestrial, not just a chitinous worm raptor.
>female or male?
>your qt ayylmao gf/bf or rando slut from the spacebar?
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
>would you still try, even if your reproductive organ is ultimately incompatible with their physiology?
>would you ever resort to rape to meet this end?
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldritch Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
For standardization purposes, we will say the attached image represents a 6 on this scale.

hardmode: there is only one sentient nonhuman species, they cannot communicate words through speech, and look like pic related

godmode: hardmode, plus it will lay unfertilized eggs in your urethra, and attempt to decapitate you during coitus

3-4, female only. Would breed if humanoid, would date if the species held as high, or a higher status than humanity in the universe.

>Female
>Idk
>Both
>Yes
>No
>Idk, what's a 6 look like?


And on a side note ,HELL NO

Shit did NOT see that last line.

Prolly a 4 then? Anyone got an example of a 4?

aliens are the niggers of the universe

I would fuck every and all sentient species. Aliens are one my top fetishes.

Also, I would do hard mode and half of godmode (oviposition is hot tbh)

>female
>humanoid if possible, maybe something with a tail if not
>recreation only
>yes
>yes, but only if this species is not highly regarded in the galaxy and nobody cared
>6 at least

Probably something like this, or like a quarian from Mass Effect. Fairly human, but with obvious distinctions.

>implying humies wouldn't be the nigs

Ok, yeah, definitely a 4.

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>female or male?
Male.
>your qt ayylmao gf/bf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Either or.
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
Just recreational. I'm nowhere near responsible enough for kids.
>would you still try, even if your reproductive organ is ultimately incompatible with their physiology?
I mean... Do blowjobs count? Or are we talking "no holes at all, try rubbing your dick on it, I don't fucking know man"? Because if it's the latter, probably only up to a 3. Prior probably any I would normally.
>would you ever resort to rape to meet this end?
Probably not. However, if it's some dragon tier eater of men, and I could SUCCESSFULLY do it and not die? Damn well might. "Yeah, that thing that eats people for breakfast? It's my bitch."
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldritch Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
Probably 6. 7+ probably is where it starts to get into the "incompatible physiology" area. Plus, can't get it up if I have NO clue what I'm looking at.

>Yeah, that thing that eats people for breakfast? It's my bitch.
good man

Thanks, user. Glad someone appreciates my logic.

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I remember you. Glad to see you're still around. Too tired to reply much, so I'll just give some quick answers and be off to bed.

1. Either
2. Any, as long as they don't have space aids or any other form of disease
3. Either
4. Sure, as long as it doesn't harm me or the alien in any way
5. Nah, not into giving rape. If they didn't want to fuck, no skin off my neck.
6. I would probably go to a 10, honestly. Your picture is probably only a 4 for me at best, so I could definitely go higher. As long as it didn't get into too weird of shit I'd be up for it. ( as in feces, some bodily fluids, and gore. I might be forgetting on but that's probably it. )

As a side note, I would probably be just as interested in a few bits of their technology, just as much as them, anyway. It's not really relevant to your questions, and I would still bone them regardless, but I felt it's worth mentioning.

Don't stop being you, user. These threads are interesting.

Ehh, reevaluating the picture you posted, I'd move it down to a 3. The hands are weird and the chest is odd, but thr thighs are relatively human and no odd textures either. Definitely not bad at all. Have some Wraith before I'm off. She doesn't really have as prominent breasts in the game, more of a wide chest, but it's still good art otherwise.

>Either
>Random slut
>Recreational, though if it was a 1-3 maybe for reproducing
>Maybe
>Probably
>1-6

as long as Meandraco (or any other similarly competent and talented xeno artist) keeps doing PoV shots with interesting locales, I will be here to OP and writefag. Looks like a slow night/morning, though. Sleep tight, user.