Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
Previous:The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content. Unless you want to, in which case post lewds.
>Most important: Have fun!

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Hail Satan

Which /waifu/ user would you like to meet most irl?

Anya.

Houki, he has a lot of money.

...

why does she have that side bang?

I want to to chew you out so bad.
But I will leave it at this, to fawn for 2d is unhealthy and leads to skewed ideals of beauty and romance.
Seriously.

still here

That's good, because i wouldn't want to stop.

Oh, are you a new Koume claimer then?

Desperation doesn't usually make you go after someone you consider perfect, it makes you go after someone you consider convenient.

Makoto

I mean, it'll happen.

It is her style

Yes

...

Well, a lot of people here have a lot of the same interest I do, so...

oh im sure your hands would be on more places than my head just while we are making out

Doesn't she have a robot eye or something?

I would hope it does!

Ahh, sorry about that. We have 2 Koumes as it is. One doesn't come around often, the other is super into cars. Welcome to the threads!

I do not think so
I see, thanks. This is my first time posting

Same interests also doesn't equal perfection.

We'll make it happen!

Can't sleep

I meant your traits were perfect, except I want someone who is not white.

Oh yes, they would be sliding all over your body, stopping in a few spots to caress them.

Well, as I have it, and offer it to all Koumes, have this.
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I shall start saving!

i wish i was their brother

that would make me shiver each time

What is this?

Stop fucking pans

A folder with 1,112 Koume pictures that I downloaded for the other 2 Koumes.

Thank you c:

Been rereading volume 4 recently.

Don't we all.

Those shivers would be nothing compared to when i reach the final spot.

Those traits were super vague, it'd make anything sound perfect.

I was already planning on it!

Senji claimed

The traits are what I'm most interested in.

Chara
I never do :o

final spot? what would happen then?

I miss u

Sure thing m8.

Well, debts first... but I'll start making plans at least!

aqua claimed

Gonna be out for like an hour or two.

I'd be more interested in people than traits.

Plans are always good! I have a few myself.

My hand would slide from your chest, slowly down your stomach, and into your panties, gently rubbing over your most sensitive spot.

Should I stay awake or sleep? I need to be somewhere in 5 and a half hours

It's all about breeding, you'll understand when you're older.

neither

???

You faggots are the cringest motherfuckers of all time, Quit making these threads and an hero now

Yes you do
How else would you be pansexual

You know what I mean
I'm attracted to everything

Pan = all in Greek mythology :o

id have to stop and breath if you did something like that
sleep or drown yourself in coffee

you're attracted to pans you sick fuck

Best part of being pansexual, is if you break your pan, you can melt down soda cans and make a new cast aluminum pan using greensand casting!

I do not understand
I do not like coffee but I can stay awake for long periods of time easily

its best to rest if you need it

That's not pansexual :o
me neither

where do you need to be?

I should probably stay awake, since when I sleep I tend to sleep for around 12 hours

I have to get my ID and then go to the DHA for General Assisstance

maybe set an alarm

That sounds pretty important

but I also don't know what the flip flop you said to be fair :o

...Apparently I've been doing something wrong. I always found it weird that the cast iron pans only react to me oiling it up when it's on the stove, and not the bedroom.

...

theodora

I hate you :o

Sleeping or staying awake?
I have to take medicine when I sleep so I sleep through my alarms :c

how do you fuck pans?

I'm totally joking. I know what pansexual is. And don't worry. I hate myself too ._.

That's alright, i would pull away as i did it so i could see your reaction. That cute face of yours would be full of shock and pleasure.

Skill, patience, and a shit ton of Crisco.

You need to
I hate you :o
Now I feel bad ._.

What happened to the no erp rule?
I guess thread really went to shit
If you want to type out your gay fantasies go to some private app

Don't feel bad. It doenst bother me when people say it. I hear it enough from my sister when ever she comes to visit with mom and dad, so meh. I don't mind.

who is this? :o

I don't like my sister either

Is there a instuctional video on this?
Don't worry I'm able to accept your sexuality

then i guess sleep when you get back
you would love all the faces id make then.
kinda figured no one would care. nobody really posts around this time

I'm the idiot who made the joke about fucking pans.

As far as anyone cares I'm the only person in northern Arkansas that uses Sup Forums. Go ahead and call me brotato or fuckwad. Either or

Alright

sigh
well I knew that already

And I won't cuz I'm not a bully :o

I'll make a webm that's just over 2mb and try uploading with no success

Oh wow! A nice person in the dark web. That's honestly a suprise. Thanks for being a decent person. I'd offer you some tea, but I haven't figured out how to send physical items over wifi.

As i've said before, i intend to see them all.

most people on waifu are generally nice :o

but thanks for the tea

Lol. I guess I just gotta go on more waifu threads. Hope you like chai with extra cinnamon, pumpkin pie spice, and ginger.

Tbh, my waifus are the pencil sharpener in my dad's science classroom, my best friend Alexandra, Gaara, Videl, and the blue power ranger.


It's quite complex

that updated picture makes it a little more you know

You're interesting

But I like you :o

how many pans have you fucked?
:(
i need to know how to fuck pans

^-^ thanks. Call me Hitoshi, or Brotato.

Either or will work.

And this mai waifu for the same of this thread

A little what? Say it~.
I found a template that has 12 mouths like that. I couldn't resist.

Well it looks a little off and a little lewd

I will pan you
Brotato chip! ^-^

Nice to meet you and cute waifu :o

Who is that toilet-licking semen demon? :o

Cute Waifu

Thanks ^-^. Literaly just ripped it off of a Google search cause I'm too lazy to look for my drawings on my phone. I drew an amine version of my ex i was gonna post as a private joke

Actually i just found it realtively easy. Tis brotato chips ex, in anime form

how interesting indeed

how are you doing this morning chip? :o

You are good at drawing owo

Back!

That just sounds like crazy talk, to be honest.

Now that not very nice D'x

Actually I dont care at all. She reminds me of a friend I beta read fanfiction for from Ireland

Where did you go? I was waiting for you to return.

Ye. And I'm doing alright. Trying to think of next chapter for DragonBall Z fanfic.

Thanks! I got a few more I've done. One is the cover art of the previously mentioned fanfic

what does that mean?