Be myself

>be myself
>me very good cooker
>go to masterchief
>face gordon ramsai
>"you shit" say he
>"you shit to" say me
>walk to my cauldron
>where is my chicken
>find it
>dance the chicken meat
>jamie oliver comes in
>"meat is no good" he say
>i pounched out his brain
>its raw
>put it in my cauldron with some carrots
>itsdelicious.doc
>1 hour later
>ramsai come and taste my cauldron
>"tastes like penguinbringer. your winner"
>he vomits and about to death
>"who are you?" he ?
>"me is jude law. the pope young. and me defeat the hells kitchen"

pic related

>dance the chicken meat

The fuck is this? I have no words for this.

Wordsworth

>Canada

Is this what Sup Forums was made for

>its raw

>Put Me In The ScreenShot

Sup Forums is not dead yet

what fucking language did you translate from?

maximum kek

at least its not a trap thread, so hurray...i guess?

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>i pounched out his brain
>the pope young

top kek, put me in the screencap

Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol - snap leak . c f

>masterchief
>chief

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>"me is jude law. the pope young. and me defeat the hells kitchen"

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Is this what we wanted?

>dance the chicken meat

proof Sup Forums isn't complete shit

underrated thread

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>put it in my cauldron with some carrots
>with some carrots

>meat is no good

People actually eat vegetables, you fat cunt.

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include me in cap

Kol (Lol Zozzle Kek

include meh in screentrap?

brain is full of fat. it might taste good if your fry it. i wouldn't eat it though because of all the weirdo chemicals in it.