>Be me 23

>>Be me 23.
>>Kissless virgin, never had girlfriend.
>>Have anime collection worth $12k or more.
>>Live at home with parents and brothers.
>>No car, no license.
>>Shit job, no money.
>>My dad owns historical and fantasy miniatures appraised last year at being worth $ 2.3mil painted at connoisseur level ( one level under museum quality).
>>Me and my brothers will have full ownership of them when he turns 70.
>> Wear glasses, very bad eye sight.
>> Kinda fat, very muscular arms and legs.
>> Can jog 6 miles.
>> Jerk off every night until I shoot blanks.
>> My dick looks small almost always unless my balls hang down, or if I get a boner.
>> 4ish inches ( I know considered small... ) :(
>> Looking for help towards a better life.

How do I get a cute girlfriend lime pic related or at least a skinny petite girl to lime me so I can move out and move in with her someplace.

Any anons help with advice? It's almost 4am so I might not type anything maybe just read the replies and post some pictures.

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If you look like a fucking ogre i doubt you will get some cute girl

Some reason auto correct Made like become lime lol.

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get tinder, you might find a match

I would say I'm a 6-7 /10 don't have any acne, bad hygiene, or programs, would say I look lime a ogre lol. Look like a heavy weight fix fighter ( best way describe? Lol)

This isn't Welcome to the NHK user, a cute girl isn't going to just knock at your door and try to help you overcome this life. You have to get up and do it yourself. Blunt, but only then will you actually get somewhere. And if things don't work, that's fine, we're all human and life is full of mistakes. You take those mistakes and learn from them, use them to move forward instead of moving back and shutting yourself in even more. Baby steps.

Every fat person describes themselves like that. Unless you actually lift or post a picture of yourself, you're just a fat guy.

Just brag about how you're one of the good guys that girls always talk about, and how you're sick of the friend zone. Girls will see that you're serious about them that way.
10/10 works every time.

Holy shit the auto correct is fucking annoying on this phone....

Worry about yourself first and girlfriend later. Girlfriend will come naturally without even trying after new and improved self.

Get your license. Even if you don't have a car yet.

Get a decent job. If it's shit then why are you still there?

Kinda fat but you can jog 6 miles.. so you can/enjoy exercise but you probably eat like shit so fix your diet and it will improve your mood. Obviously a nicer physique will come with that as a bonus.

Stop making beta excuses and simply don't be a fag.

Reminds me of this time I went to a bar with my buddy, I ordered a draft heineken (fuck you I like heineken) and he got a bud light. The bud light was like.. probably $2 cheaper. Chick brings back our beers and we're shooting the shit and I take a sip.. The beer was kind of flat and I look at his glass and it's just bubbly as fuck and he goes.. "Sometimes you need to just lower your standards just a little bit and you end up being happier."

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The power lifter body type is not as attractive as a slim dude with some nice abs and good hair. Just because brah at the gym cream their pants when they see huge pecs doesnt mean women feel the same. They dont like to fuck a 300lbs harambe ffs

1. Get a job
2. Move out
3. Start running regularly
4. Once you've lost some weight from that, hit the gym
5. Do something other than anime, chans, and video games. Find something that's a unique skill to you.
6. Practice that skill
6.5 Go to college/university if the skill would benefit from it
You're ready to start getting a GF at this point
7. Socialize with people offline
8. Find GF
It will take a year or two, and require signifigant lifestyle changes, but you can do it. Good luck and gods speed user.

The problem is jog each day and and eat diet shit (past 2-3 years) and haven't lost weight to get slim/abs I just get more bulky looking l so how do I get this working with what I got? :)

Fun fact every 50 lbs over weight you are, you lose an inch of dick, get fit fuck bitches

The jogging and dieting are just to build discipline and get your body prepared for full exercise.

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Don't do it, but also don't eat crappy Foods.

I would also say learn to love beans and rice if you don't already, but that's just my opinion. They create a really good combo for energy though when put together

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Dont diet*

Fucking voice to text

My meals twice a day is white rice, skinless grilled chicken breast cut in half with half red cabbage steamed. What I eat shouldn't be a problem.

He should diet, just not in the typical way the word is used, he should just try to stop drinking soda, and eat less fast food. A full on diet usually isn't required unless you're obese.
Start going to the gym, running will only burn so many calories, you'll need to more exercises and lifting to burn more and build up muscle.

Can you post pictures of your dad's miniature painting I want to see what is considered conisseuer level

>a skinny petite girl to lime me


is "liming" some recent british slang for a typically English form of sexual perversion, like where she shits into your mouth at the same time as you shitting into hers?

hey man
one thing i learned after having a gf and sex
that it is totally unnecessary and overrated
To hold a gf and have good sex you have to be an independent person and also i recommend to already be happy with what you are
work on yourself and get the woman attracted to you
start no fap!!!!
it sucks your will out and makes you a virgin
gl hf user

I only one gym in my town and membership is 50$ a month. It's about 10 miles away from my house. And with a phobia of driving that's kinda outta the picture

( sounds funny but it's true, here comes the hate...)

Was a auto correct typo

Move to Japan. They'll praise you like a god and you can pick whatever waifu you wish for.

Lime thread

Look into getting a set of weights delivered, like bars and all.

Wait till your dad gives/you inherent the 2.3mil bullshit item. Sell the stupid 2.3mil item. Get your cut with your brothers. Live off the money the rest of your life in pleasant neethood.

OR be dumb and waste the money on some chick who will take your money have sex with you and leave you as soon as it is done.

Just use your own body weight, I know it sounds lame and it's not as fun but it's cheap and can be done anywhere.

Have yourself a hike, or climb over some things or something.

Already have a personal gym which takes up whole room I the house it's where I jog when it's snowing outside. I use it 2-4 a week for workouts when I'm not busy with personal things.

Here's the thing, dating is a market. And like a market you have to be competitive with a girls better options. And a girl like you posted is gonna have virtually every guy she knows as an option. Do you think you really compare to her hot male friends that have money, good jobs, and a decent sized dick?

HOWEVER, this also means, if you learn how to pick women within your own league, you WILL have a chance. But keep in mind a fat NEET with a small package, no car, no place, no license; is not a very competitive option.

You may have to find 400lbs women that are also jobless, maybe the kind verging on retarded with some facial hair. This is if you don't want to change yourself.

I can tell you this if you're fat, with virtually every 50 lbs you lose, you'll uncover about an inch of dick (as a man gets big his dick gets buried in subcutaneous fat). You'll need to work on finding a job, making money, getting your license, and getting a car.

At least become competitive with other fat guys that don't look the best and you might be able to get yourself a fat gf who shows you the ropes and gives you your first lay.

Guys who get everything handed to them like many millenials don't understand when women don't look like that, you HAVE to earn your women, there are no social programs that say, "hey you have aspergers, here have a woman". And you earn women by appearing the best option they have available.

no matter how you look, based on this thread your personality and self-esteem is terrible, no girl wants to be with someone so depressing who just complains about themselves all the time

start focusing your time on things you enjoy, meet a girl through a hobby and stop feeling sorry for yourself - nobody wants to hear that shit

would you buy a chocolate bar from the supermarket that had a wrapper saying "i taste like shit and nobody will enjoy me?"

no

This was me a year ago. Press ups, pull ups, walks, healthy eating, swimming & a year later I'm cut like a fucker. Even the glasses if a good choice of frame will help. Get good clothes, and good posture, you'll find any health issues will be helped too. Just put down the fork and go get it.

Not complaining just doing the normal greens text I'm faggot look at me thread. Glad you showed up.

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Be my sugar daddy

You must be lying about something then, since if that's true you should at least be a little fit, post a picture of yourself.

You should.

Work on your personality, OP. Body is important, treat it well. You only get one. But learn to be suave, learn to be funny, learn to be what women want. They want to laugh and be told nice things, but not all the time. Never disrespect a woman, but toy with her. Bad puns are a good way to make a girl laugh. Ask a lot of questions but not too many. One word answers mean she's not interested, don't pursue it, there are more women. Learn hobbies. Play instruments, cook, know how to do cool shit. Skinny or not, you should bag a decent chick if you're not too fuckin' derpy. But don't be so picky as to want a cute skinny chick if you can't even improve your own weight. Like the Heinekin faggot said, learn to settle. Find a nice chubby anime nerd (they're not exactly hard to find) and she'll lime you all night bro. (pic related)

You fucking faggot. Do pushups and crunches and go run. Nobody needs a gym.

Truth be told, you can jog and work out 4+ days a week and if you're stilll eating as many calories as you're burning or more, you won't be getting ahead. And working out, even hard cardio like jogging, burns way less calories than people think. It does gradually boost metabolism though.

If everything OP says is legit (and fat people notoriously lie about their diet and exercise habits), he's eating way too many calories. Try to keep it around 2000 calories a day for weight loss. Once you go a couple weeks at 2000 a day, some can dial it back to 1500, some cannot without having blood sugar issues and weakness.... but if you can get to 1500 a day, working out or not, the pounds will fall off you. When I was at 1500 a day, I was almost losing a pound a day.

Also, it sounds like you're unemployed get a job in a butcher shop or in construction, you'll be moving around and lifting all day long, your daily job will burn a lot of calories.

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why u don`t post a pic of you first?

I see posts like this all the time. OP will reject every reasonable suggestion. He's just here for pity and self pity.

Fuck you OP.

Young pretty girls want to be taken care of and more than likely need to be taken care of. Think of them as being closer to actual children than you currently think they are. They would never have the emotional capacity or responsibility to take you in.

If you want a girl like that you have to go the hard route, like everyone else would. You have to live a life that says you can take care of yourself and then some. It's not necessarily about money, but it is about resources and generosity and having the ambition to acquire these resources when desired/needed.

Without making lifestyle changes like that, the best you might get are older, damaged goods with sub-par looks, the type of women have been forced into some kind of aimless quasi-career and who otherwise repulses or are too crazy/special snowflake for most guys to put up with.

If you think you want to make changes, a good guide to starting is a book by Mark Manson - amazon.ca/Models-Attract-Women-Through-Honesty/dp/1463750358

if you google hard enough PDF's are out there, the alternate title is: Models - A comprehensive Guide to Attracting Women

Research 'one meal a day'

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Don't listen to any of this garbage advice here. If you want real action go see a prostitute. Chances are, if you are 23 and you are a kiss-less virgin who has never had a girlfriend, nothing is going to change. Don't look at it from an emotional perspective. Look at it from a statistical perspective.

Your options are twofold:

1. Go see a prostitute/escort.
2. Focus on your life, studying, working, etc.

Those are literally the only two options you have. Don't buy into this so-called "advice". There are no guides, books, videos, tips, instructions or steps you can read/watch/consume/hear that will help you. They are all gimmicks and scams designed to exploit people such as yourself. Nothing will work, and I guarantee you this absolutely one-hundred percent. Changing your personality won't work. The raw fact is that girls are attracted to physically attractive men. If you are ugly, it doesn't matter what personality you have or how confident you are, etc. - you will not attract girls.

Post pictures so we can all make fun of you.

Also, get rid of your anime collection if you want any chance of a girl like that taking you seriously.

Also, learn the difference between worth and cost. Your faggy dolls and sailor moon dvds may have cost you $12k, but they're not /worth/ shit. Grow up and throw them out.

>The raw fact is that girls are attracted to physically attractive men.
True, but attractiveness is a somewhat attainable thing. It's like any other trait, somewhat governed by genetics and somewhat governed by yourself. He's already said he's a fat NEET slob. Probably like a 2/10 BUT simply getting in shape and dressing clean/nicely with a good style would easily bring him to at least a 6/10, and a 6/10 has options.... he could score a 6/10 if he put in the effort. Guys like OP (or you) won't, though.

>If you are ugly, it doesn't matter what personality you have or how confident you are, etc. - you will not attract girls.
Personality and confidence matter HUGE DEAL to women. There's many men who're like 2/10 dating 8/10 that did it solely with confidence, having a good personality, and being able to make her laugh and keep her in a good mood.

Personality and confidence are SUPER important to women, more important than looks can ever be. And men that have no confidence, will not approach women, will NEVER get laid or have a girlfriend, even if physically they're 10/10. And to be fair it works that way in the whole animal kingdom, inferior beta (often younger and more inexperienced males) are too scared to approach the females and often spend the mating season alone while 2 or 3 male studs fertilize the whole flock/herd.
If you are ugly, it doesn't matter what personality you have or how confident you are, etc. - you will not attract girls.

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>anime
Why am I not suprised?

Unless you have a face that only a mother could love then a bit of exercise will shed that fat off you,find something your interested in and set a goal..the female of the species pick up on confidence and ambition (plus if your times taken up by other things you will attract women that see your potential instead of you going after them)..you feel good about yourself you will attract the right vibes....failing all this your just a fat little ducked animal fag that should an hero on here,at least go out with a legacy..

> Can jog 6 miles
And then what? What happens after that? You die? You explode? The world ends? Your dad turns 70?

Jesus you shitcunt.

user says the truth

If you want to turn your life around you just fucking do it.
>get better job
>get license and car
>almost no girl gives a fuck about glasses, they can be cute depending on who's wearing them
>literally just stop jacking off so much, can't help the size, but if you improve your other qualities then it'll help, plus may wanna learn how to please a girl with your hands and stuff.

No girl wants some fat neckbeard to move in with them because they can't support themselves. Work on yourself first, relationship comes second

Loooool

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