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why are the police so shit?

best Peep Show episode?

I must have been paying more attention than I thought, all those years I went to church.

Just searched one hymn, which led to another and another and another and another.

There's a million fragments of church songs floating around my memory

>midlands

nah they sleep in the back, behind the drivers seat

Canada has the most active, and undocumented serial killers in the world. And most of them WILL NOT get caught because the North is practically lawless

same with me
sometimes I hear some hymn or song and it brings back loads of Catholic School memories

anyone remember the cuckio meme

look at bill. he has to pretend he doesn't despise her. Grinning like a smug cunt and making shit jokes.

puked in a club on saturday

Reposting

My parents are English and I have an awkward Essex-Dublin accent.

Can I just learn RP for when I move to the UK or would that be considered pretentious?

I meann, is RP the "I went to Oxbridge, you redbrick scum" accent or is it more neutral than that?

Literally, I am asking: Would I be seen as falsely implying that I went to Oxford or Cambridge if I spoke in RP?

the one where mark and jez break into super hans' house

livin the dream

have you ever gotten a girl "dick drunk" lads?

RP is super posh, just don't use it

was off my tits on booze, acid, pills and ketamine so was to be expected.

think I just blew my nose on my wank rag

look at the pain in his eyes at having to share a sofa with her

>payed

Ahh yes, the romanian

Naga Munchetty

Good traditional British name

the one where Flop Show became the SJW wet dream and turned Jez's jokey sexual deviency into fullblown gay megasex :3

woah

the rotherham thing is common knowledge

they see it as a "well what can you do?" situation
the rock is being a racist and the hard place is children being abused

americans don't have accents

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dood they TODALLY do doe, like wen dey buy 'erbs from da grossery store!

might treat myself to a spliff and then a wank. and i guess bed as im very weary and a bit sad

what do we think of tottenham lads?

That isn't a rock and a hard place. That's the fucking mental thing. Being racist is not as bad as watching and permitting the torture of children and doing nothing about it.

Everyone i know uses it, so as long as youre in the southeast region and not super-poor , you should be fine

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Bill has a six-figure salary, don't think he cares

naga BTFO's racists daily

the response doesn't require any racial action whatsoever. Children need to be protected the same regardless of diversity.
It's just an excuse used by the Farage mob

I want to have a grilled cheese but my oven's broken.
what do?

The rock is being embarrassed in public and the hard place is being embarrassed in public, so they settle for being embarrassed privately, presumably with a nice cup of tea in hand

>2016
>replying to bait

Naga confirmed for newfag

scoop the gooey residue from between yer mum's thighs m8, good subtitute for melted stilton x

a lot of grime greats hail from there

that wheelie bin was totally asking for it.

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The white man must pay for his crimes

>pronouncing the h

eww

dont care

Bit drunk still, otherwise wouldn't have made such an obvious error.

>all women can manage is mild passive aggression so they push for laws to make sure nothing worse can be used

synapses are redlining

the gf

must be out of context

literally woman tier behaviour la

Me in the painting.

just give me something to believe in

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THE PHONECALL THAT SAVED /brit/

years of posting in /brit/ has made me the wittiest and most clever yank in the world

me in the picture on the left

remember when that woman put a cat in a wheelie bin and there was a huge shitstorm
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WHY DID SHE DO IT?

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me the woman in the picture

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jesus paki women are fucking ugly

which is the same as saying nothing.

>argie intellectuals

Northerners are criminals

face covered in spot cream
looks like i've been facial'd
feeling humiliated

>Argentina

more like Arse-entina

checkmate

i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

accord to my calc
you're dissing me

Janny, I'll behave this time. x

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

good banter mate

There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road, that's where I'll always be.
Every stop I make, I make a new friend,
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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this fine lady is of indian descent

>tfw you've become autistic enough to ace games of R6S with just Fuze's pucks and wallshots

Yeah, Bwackie

living in the ol' bubble

SHIT

aren't people from india and pakistan the exact same race though?

indians are the most integrated migrants in britain

More like making sure Fascism doesn't rise again
Unfortunately, it failed

work tomorrow

yes

ummm sweetie i'm pretty integrated.
t. romanian

integrated into another man's arse

⭕⭕
>
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Is aspartame really that bad?

>user...I have something to tell you

nah it's the Chinese mate

No

not an argument

hory shet

Ellie >>>>>>>>>>>>> Naga "poo-in-loo" Munchetty

don't quite understand this image

me

>theres a country named nigger shaped like a chicken wing

these days if you say you're english they throw you in jail

Just did a cheeky Nighthold run. What have you achieved tonight?

WHO THE FUCK ARE THE BASHKIR

>Chad

wtf
also, did the europeans actually originate from the causcassus?
I thought that was a meme.