Any weird sex experience?

Any weird sex experience?

Yeah

naah

Just after I came in her I said: "what am I doing with my life?"
Feel kinda guilty

I once had sexual intercourse in the misionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

>be me
>sis nice
>smell like goat farm
>dingle strong upright
>sis gets the dingle plug
>sis yell disagreement
>i sperbs he babyroom
>tell sis no say or kill
>sis goes ok
>have pleasant time after
>fin

pretty mediocre but i was eating out my then gf and she squirted in my face

she seemed as shocked as i was because it was completely out of nowhere

Yeah. None.

ya got pee'd on

im sure thats what Sup Forums would have me believe but it neither smells or tastes of piss

...

>i sperbs he babyroom

first time sex put condom on could not feel shit was terrible

wow what a weird story anonymous

thanks for sharing

moral of the story: bareback that bitch

>smell like goat farm
>babyroom

so it's normal ?

>neither smells or tastes of piss
THIS, ya dumb cunts.
If you've ever been with a woman that was actually turned on, you'd know that every woman makes pussy juice, and that it's NOT pee.
I'm sure most porn squirters are fake, but if a girl squirts in real life, that's just a shitton of pussy juice coming out all at once.

That said, there's really nothing wrong with being pee'd on either.

even if it were piss, it has none of the negative traits as i mentioned before (smell/taste) and it was hot as fuck so yeah who cares, id like more of it

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

Once, I was so excited, I came while putting the condom on.

God wtf have you masturbated before that?

#winning

I've got a few. I once peed inside someone's mouth while getting head. I was tipsy and I thought i was cumming. She didn't know. She thought it was cum and she showed me gargling it. She thought she was being hot by showing me the whole "now you it now you don't" with my supposedly cum.

Now you see it, now you don't*
God damn it.