Nordic Genes Everywehr In This BItch

>795 AD; Vikings begin to pillage the Irish coast
>845 AD; Vikings lay siege to Paris and end up settling parts of France
>860 AD; Vikings sack several Italian cities, rape and war-wives happen
>this alos happens in Portugal and Spain
>~865 AD; Vikings invade and settle several prcincipalities in what is now Russia
>875 AD; Danish Vikings invade England, are defeated, but still control and inhabit the eastern part of England
>1066 AD; Norwegian Vikings headed by king Harald Hardrada again invade England (and fail)
>also 1066 AD; Normans, French-speaking descendants of Vikings, invade England and succeed, permanently settling there

tl;dr EVERYONE'S A FUCKING VIKING

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We have a minority of Viking descendants in our great country.

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2017; somalians and arabs destroy all that

Happened in the Netherlands and most other European countries, too. If you have blonde hair there's a good chance a norseman entered your bloodline at some point. Those guys really got around.

Are you fucking retarded?

>pic is a painting, created by soviet artist

Of course. Soviets had never seen North Germanics so they just assume they have some weird Armenian noses. Russian logic.

>this alos happens in Portugal and Spain
It didn't. The most they did was kidnap the King of Navarra, a literally who kingdom.

Aren't Armenians just Greeks?

WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHIET

Nigga what, you can find blonde hair in Eurasia and they aren't nordic

true for viking themselves as well except they were not the first blonde race

80% of western europe is blonde you fucking retard

you're vÄlcome

You know there is more to western europe than the protestant Netherlands.

In fact, they got the blondeness from finnish mongols during keisarillisen suomen which makes sense as much as your statement

>>also 1066 AD; Normans, French-speaking descendants of Vikings, invade England and succeed, permanently settling there


Fuck off we aren't Vikings we're French

kek

>this alos happens in Portugal and Spain

Nigga, spanish muslims fucked them hard and the ones that weren't killed were forced to embrace islam and make cheese. Also a galician count beheaded the leader of a great army and portuguese used them as mercenaries for an infight they had but all of them were killed. Vikings were good at attacking fishermen villages, monasteries and french.

WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHEIT

>Muh Normans are vikings
>US of A
Seems about right

Or, alternatively, scandis have genes and heritage from every other European ethnicity

The original multiculturalists