Oldest user wins. Winner must have proof

Oldest user wins. Winner must have proof.

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Why are you still here?

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fresh memes obviously

20. not a chance of winning lmao.

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52, but don't know how to prove it without compromising my identity.

Post a photo of wrickly dick

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Post id with blured out important bits

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91 bitch

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Everyone in thread including OP has failed since nobody has proved their age in anyway whatsoever

50 and I'm the only real one how would you like me to prove it without my identity being all over Sup Forums

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2.8 million years old. Suck my eternal hard-on you wet behind the ears faggots

you can never leave fam

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post your id with everything but birth date censored

Post ass picture

me. kept this old DL because I don't have many pics from when I had green hair

This is me and my wife. Nice tits eh?

50 years old and still stupid enough to post proof and get nothing but trollolt

47. Graduated HS 87, Middle 83. Born in 69

you're as old as my dad.

funny thing is I am your real dad.

David Becker?

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Sup Forums has no class

Mild kek was had.

Nice
Why are you here dude? 25 asking because this i fear is my future

His name id David lul u fact up

Still stupid enough to post what?
Obviously a retard aren't you user
As I've not posted anything with my identity faggot

So far the only winner. If not comfortable with ID, nudes with timestamp would also be acceptable.

No

nudes with timestamp. We can carbon date your bod with our eyes.

bored. mostly just here late at night, but sometimes come when I'm bored during the day.

You were asking you old ass nigger like you were going to win some prize for being the oldest loser on here now go fap to trannys

yup, that's me, David D. Davidson

But my ass doesn't have rings on it like a tree user so how would you tell as it hasn't been abused by anyone so it still looks young and fresh

We can never leave u pleb.

My age is the last two numbers of this post

Wait... David D. Davidson? FROM DAVIDSVILLE?!

I voted for Taft.
Fuck you, noobs.

Only the oldest has to prove anything faggot

close

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davidsonville,_Maryland

Post time stamp with your ID faggot. This looks like you google imaged an ID

nope, that's all you get

Why are you so bitter user?
What I asked was how could I prove it without my identity being exposed
I don't like fapping over trannies either I prefer young white females or Asian females
Can i ask are you a nigga you just seem to have the attitude of a bitter nigga or are you a basement dweller trying to be something you fantasise about being

Are you a fag?

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I'm 41. Can post proof. What do I win ???

Do you actually have to ask?

Satanic Trips

Do you feel good about tricking people on the internet?

oh shit, Princess Leia is dead

Nothing. But gratz.

yes

Holy shit... just googled it. This isn't a joke.

Nice dubs
You're right user at my age I should have known better

>satan trips
>bald
SKINHEAD CONFIRMED

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Damn is it that bad?

When I was 9 this was my favorite TV show, which aired live after The Incredible Hulk, but before Dallas on Friday nights.

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It's all good. Normal gayfags really don't give a shit unlike those sissy gay fags in everyone's face.

Now then, nudes.

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Proof

Hey dad get off Sup Forums

yeah, figured she wasn't going to survive 2016 when I first read she had a heart attack.

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675 checkin in

I actually didn't even know she had a heart attack.

Had to screen shot.

TRIPS CONFIRM

40yo britbong here. That was weekend fare for us along with the hulk and A team, those were good and simple times.

>Why are you still here?

They are Wizards now. 10 years ago thier mains were on Eredar.

I remember also. Hulk was fucking brilliant. All the scenes where he went mental and threw people across barns into piles of metal were all slow motion... of course, Saturday nights were also balanced out with some right shit like 3-2-1 and Mr and Fucking Mrs

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>some bitch fucked me 15 years ago
>tfw I will never be a wizard

Crap wrestling, World of Sport and Bullseye along with the dreary final score dude made weekends brilliant too.

Hulk WAS the shit back then. I might even have it on cassette.
My fav episode was when some woman was conducting experiments on bruce (consensual of course), and this a-hole, who snuck into the laboratory, accidentally set it on fire.

Green guy went berzerk, beat up the guy (I think) and saved the woman (not sure if she ded).

>tfw i remember all this over these years
I feel old now.

Hey! Those wraps better be up to code! Are they of a responsible source? ?

this is for you buddy

Not necessarily true, I'm normal, normal wife, normal kids, normal house, normal life. I come here partly for the occasional genius/hilarious post/thread and partly becuase there's little else to look at online while your movie downloads.
Plane crash compilations on youtube, being tempted by classic cars on ebay and Sup Forums are kind of our go to things.

I still listen to the final score fella. It makes me feel comfortable... a lot better than the twats on soccer Saturday.

Ready for nostalgia?
youtu.be/Y47ea8UsA1g

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I am 32 and I am still figuring it out.

Fuck yes. Nostalgia is coming back, remember Manimal and Other World?

I'm 294 (yes you read that right, I live up in the mountains of china)