And the blue crabs set the panera bread on fire for the second time on that lonely night with my uncle back in 1999 and...

and the blue crabs set the panera bread on fire for the second time on that lonely night with my uncle back in 1999 and those bastards well knew what they were doing I've seen national geographic

he needs to lose some weight :(

*farts*

lmao

untalented loser and I want to smuggle tomatoes to one of his shows so I cam throw them at this untalented prick

i would obviously sneak into the show as I would never pay good money to see this fat cunt

wouldn't it be worth it though?

there would be articles written about you

he'll build a wall to keep you out

plz no bully mark ;_;

Requesting someone to edit Mark's gut to be really big.

It would be totally worth it m8, news articles are just icing on the cake
how did you know I was Mexican? lol
fuck that guy, and fuck the user who keeps making threads about him.

his gut is already really big kek

Mark would love that kind of shit. Also I guarantee that guy would get mentioned in one of the songs on his next album.

>Today was June 21st
>Got a show in Pittsburgh
>Some millenial asshole hit me with old tomatoes
>God damn what an asshole

B-b-but this is the first time I've made a thread about Mark. :(

this is not even the first thread of the day that was started with that image

Lmao

What would be the best time of the day to post Mark generals? I don't think the morning was working out.

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Holy kek. It looks like his gut is distorting space-time.

*sound of shit hitting water*

It has nothing to do with weight, user. The alcohol has bloated his stomach. Not even joking. He even said it himself in one of his songs.

at a show in laredo
paco hit me with a rotten tomato
it went everywhere
people stared
he was a little unstable
he was upset
bout some shit he read
on the internet
just another schizo potato

better than anything that hack has ever written desu senpai

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lmfao

guys I fucking love markposting. always cheers me up when I'm having a bad day. i hope it never goes away.

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holy fucking shit

kek

>when someone asks you to play a song from Common as Light

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wtf?

>Saw a dead boys body at the pier
>My penis got a half chub, might need a rub
>Got some cheese fries and stared at the chaos when the cops arrived
>I thought i had to fart, turned out it was liquid
>Fuck it, i'm old, i'll just let it set in my shorts
>Caroline is fucking the landlord again, so I will probably need to order more cheese fries
>I sat for too long and my poop is dried to the chair
>I can't move
>stuck to shitty chair
>Caroline fucking landlord
>The young boy who died at the pier, will never be able to experience life, figure out his dream, fall in love and have a family, he died so young and probably broke so many hearts
>I was stuck to that shit chair for 18 hours

fuck

Omg you guys are on a roll here

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