Be American

>be American
>get YELLOW STONED
Cant make this shit up

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Hey it's me again

Why do leftists want to bring so many endangered minorities into America if we're going to be destroyed by a volcano soon?

Are they more redpilled than anyone suspected?

>be Australian
>get EMU'D

An eruption of biblical proportions, perhaps?

You won't be laughing when Ayer's Rock erupts

>The most beautiful park in the USA is going to kill all humanity

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJ

>be American
>get YELLOW STONED
>take out all humanity along with it

Yellowstone is one word, dumb cunt.

>the north american refugee crisis

>Yellowstone
>most beautiful park

w e w l a d

Prove him wrong

1. Grand Canyon
2. Grand Teton
3. Yosemite

>Yellowstone errupts
>kills millions of americans
>temperature will sink globally because the ashes will block the sun from reaching the earth
>climate change solved

>be American
>get YELLOW STONED
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA

>be American
>arrested for collecting rainwater

>mfw Leafs will be YELLOW STONED too
Canada BTFO

>Grand Canyon
>literally just a trench in the desert

>be Australian
>go to park
>get bitten by poisonous spider
>get stung by poisonous tree
>bet eaten by poisonous snake

Why so many threads about yellowstone, is it going to erupt soon ? I don't see anything in the news

It's fantastic. Yellowstone is literally just some fucking chemical pools and a shitty geyser with seating around it so you can wait hours to not see it erupt

heh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJA
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Shut up you leafless disgrace

>that guy that took a dip in one of Yellowstone's hot pools and his body ended up dissolving into goo

mfw a moose humper just replied to me

LMAO he got YELLOW STONED hard AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

wtf i love Yellowstone now!

theguardian.com/environment/2016/nov/17/yellowstone-oregon-man-body-dissolved-hot-spring

Can't remember where I heard it, but there was some guy who jumped in to rescue a dog, and then had to be rescued.
The dog made the pool errupt more and the guy died of his burns.

Be grateful.

mfw it did it again

Literally nothing wrong with geysers

TAKE MY LEAF AND STICK IT INSIDE YOU. YEA THAT'S RIGHT PERU I KNOW YOU LOVE MY BIG RED LEAF INSIDE YOUR FLAG.

Lets see how long you can keep this up.

OHHHHHHH YYYEEEEAAA YOU LOVE IT WHEN I STICK MY LEAF INSIDE YOU DONT YOU PERU???? YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA

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>yellowstone
>not yellow

It erupts at sort of regular intervals every some thousand of years and we are already well into overtime.

Praise kek and it will happen next, as the cherry on top ultimate banter after brexit and golden don.

>404: leaf not found
WTF??????????

Moré

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snopes.com/politics/crime/rainwater.asp

El PeruANO
>tfw too poor to put leaf on flag
Sad! Can't make this shit up!

???

Truly Peru is our greatest ally.

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>be Australian
>get AYERS ROCKED
Cant make this shit up

Hi

Don't mind if I do
*Wiggles fingers'

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>this is considered humor on Sup Forums

Peru: a fuck to you!!!!!
t. Canada

If you see an Austr*lian or leaf flag be wary. Stay vigilant.

>user is considered non-autistic in the United States of kekistan
um... wtf????

is just the Australian 2bh

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You have lost a lot of internal fluid

*stuffs puke back in your mouth*

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>Although in a strictly literal sense Oregon resident Gary Harrington was indeed sentenced to prison for collecting rainwater, that sentence followed several years of legal dispute over what the state continually described his willful and flagrant operation of a number of illegal reservoirs.
So basically yes, he was sent to prison for collecting rainwater. Snopes is complete shit.

Stop! I commend you

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Doy

>Harrington stored and used water illegally by placing dams across channels on his property and preventing the flow of water out of these artificial reservoirs without obtaining a water right permit. The height of each dam varies; two dams stand about ten feet tall and the third stands about 20 feet tall. The total amount of water collected behind these dams totals about 40 acre feet; enough to fill almost 20 Olympic-sized swimming pools. These man-made reservoirs feature boat docks, boats, and were stocked by Harrington with trout and Bluegill for recreational fishing.

This would be illegal in almost every developed country you fucking idiot. Including Canada.

why are canadians such assholes to peru? makes me wanna cry desu

*Builds a wall above me*

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kek este wn los tiene pal weveo, wena peh

Drink some water

Fuck you!
And fuck you too!

A FUCKING LEAF

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Something that needs

And by I mean

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Where's your leaf, huh? WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING LEAF PERU? WHERE IS IT??!?!?!

FUCK

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You cannot conyest with my fellow countryman's digits

I'd rather see Canada die than America 2bqfhwy

Peru pls
Thanks for noticing

don't get it

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Gross

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PERU'D

Pearjew

Perude

>mfw google peru
>first image is a goat

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Here we go

Oh hey look I'm an Australian

Oy you cunt back flea mopper! I outta bring you round back for the business cunt! Go drink your mamas milk out of a gas can cunt, I'll bring my sheilas around while the spoiders have a go at you

Get fucked dickhead, you kangaroo fuck

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Roll

>some loser keeps avatarfagging my waifu
Feels bad desu

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It's over.
I think I'm okay now

You sure?