I'm here in Australia for the first time in about 25 years, and I've heard nothing but puerile garbage from local "talent" during the entire trip. Is this some "cosmic shitposting" you guys have going on, here? Some kind of inside-joke I'm not getting?
What the fuck happened? The Australians I met all those years ago, had giant, brass balls. Now you're all pasty-white with limp wrists, sucking each others' dicks on stage to a 4/4 beat while some eunuch warbles about his manhood being taken away, presumably by the government.
Picture most certainly related - this station used to be cool. God damn it, Australia.
so I don't get it. Are you asking for metal recommendations or what?
Parker Gray
No. I'm asking why bands like Beasts of Bourbon and Cosmic Psychos are no more, and replaced by this wimpy, festering garbage that lacks testicular fortitude. I also sense that, because you didn't get my original post at all, that you're far too uneducated to answer this one, either.
Shoo shoo, child.
Ayden Barnes
Pub rock is fucking boring too dude
Oliver Ross
Of course it is. That isn't what I'm talking about, however. What I'm talking about, is the raw, masculine energy that Australian men (and women) put into their records and live performances. You could sense it, you could feel it, you could let it envelop you and its resonance could be felt- .... ohhhh who am I kidding, this place is filled with millennial faggots who wouldn't know an emotion if their miscarried child crawled over to them and gave them a big hug.
I'm done with you fucking morons.
Charles Hill
You're certainly not short on emotion, crying like a little bitch lmfao
Cya dude
Elijah Russell
well Beasts of Bourbon and Cosmic Psychos are still together so they havent been replaced by anyone. Shows what you know. Bye
Justin Davis
Awesome retort. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued rebuttals with any new progress arguments or v-logs. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can refute me. Thanks for the motivation.
Leo Cook
the funniest thing is I bet I already like and listen to a lot of the music you're talking about
I used to like beasts of bourbon a lot, I even travelled interstate to see them live once
you seem overly determined to hate people, says a lot about where you are at I'd say
Ian Wood
I'm in agreement with you. The bands are shit here bunch of uncreative shit
Blake Gonzalez
OP where are you staying?
Ryder Wood
Masculinity is gay
Isaac Collins
bumpin this
Logan Kelly
Saw the Psychos a couple months back, best pit I've ever been in. Aussie music kicks ass, you're just hitting the wrong shows. Dune Rats are on tour with killer supports right now, see them. Also slaying it are the Bennies (supporting the Living End right now) Clowns, Smith Street Band, Kill Dirty Youth, Batpiss, Cosmic Kahuna. Check for gigs by any of these bands.
Michael Campbell
emotional Aussie music: Smith Street Band, Camp Cope, Flying So High-Os (only band to ever make me cry)
Thomas Perry
I live in Melbourne, the bands they play on triple J suck. They always have a shitty singer and the levels area all off. If you want proper australian music, you gotta look for it.
Start with Kate Miller-Heidke and look into the people shes collaborated with, you gotta find the niche stuff
Thomas Diaz
Aussie women have it on lock down. Even if its not "hard rock"
Delta Goodrem The Jezabels Middle Kids
and maybe you've heard of this one woman her name is Sia
Jayden Sanders
?????? Kate Miller-Heidke is literally the most "triple j" individual from 10 years ago
Samuel Wilson
her newest stuff is fucking amazing
Alexander Cox
Wow dude your penis must be huge
Joshua Lewis
That's one of many things that make me me, and not you.
Luke Lee
Nah man, it's all in the local scenes. Hole in the wall type shit. Danky Brown is where the party is type shit. Impromptu jams on mountain tops that you weren't invited to kind of shit. You have to get immersed, that's where the good stuff is.
Jayden Williams
australia never made good music, think about it.
Carson Carter
>Australia >mountains You could find a big rock though.
Nicholas Russell
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Levi Wilson
Triple J is fucking awful but your post is fucking gay though
Josiah Martinez
These cunts are half the problem desu. They regularly shit out samey, half baked albums like no ones business. Triple J shills them to death to prove that they are still true to their alternate roots and play diverse music.
>pasty-white with limp wrists, sucking each others' dicks on stage to a 4/4 beat while some eunuch warbles about his manhood being taken away.
This..... but add shitty hip hop and EDM
>Richard Kingsmill will outlive us all
Twelve Foot Ninja are worth checking out OP for current Aussie heavy rock. And Cog are out on tour again and have talked about doing a new album.
if your in melbourne listen to 3rrr or pbs. good community radio stations. triple j is trash.
Jonathan Rogers
>Beasts of Bourbon and Cosmic Psychos are no more Both of those bands are still active...
Brandon Evans
hipster pussies have invaded our cities and become wannabe americans despite protesting american imperialism
Christopher Cooper
haha you said a lot of silly insults this post is funny
Benjamin Miller
wew
Leo White
In any country where shit like this is walking around my balls would be sucked up into my lungs.
Juan Ortiz
>cosmic shitposting Kek
Jonathan Cruz
Im from Sydney and can tell you first hand the local and national scene is shit. Triple J is a fucking joke amongst most musos here too.
Joseph Jackson
There's lot of people doing great stuff.
Carter White
Holy fuck do any of you cunts actually go outta your way to listen to music. The Aussie music scene is as strong as ever Dune Rats Skeggs Pinheads Drunk Mums Violent Soho Furious Monk Twelve Foot Ninja Parkway Drive King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Orb The Murlocs Psychedelic Porn Crumpets Sticky Fingers Methyl Ethyl Tame Impala Pond D D Dumbo Stonefeild Big Scary Hockey Dad Dope Lemon DMA's The Archaic Revival etc etc etc You're a cooked cunt if you think we're doing it wrong here. Pull ya head outta ya arse
Adrian Kelly
I'll add, if we're just listing now. The Bennies Camp Cope The Smith Street Band Clowns Cosmic Kahuna Jarrow Agent 37 The Shorts Batpiss Frenzal Rhomb Birds of Tokyo Cat Empire The Flying So High-Os Private Function Gooch Palms Kill Dirty Youth Wet Pensioner Aussie music - Melbourne in particular - is really, really strong right now.
Mason Rivera
fuck off go do some pingas at the Wooly Mammoth you flaming poofter
Cameron Cook
Mate I'd just love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could fit my head that far up may arse.
Isaac Roberts
Why is this so accurate?
Adrian James
>Dune Rats
Stopped there. KYS my man.
John Harris
The whole history of Australia is just one giant shitpost.
>oi m8 what if we start civilization on top of this bigass uninhabitable spider rock? would make for some proper bantz innit
Levi Stewart
A majority of those are hot garbage, fucking Dune Rats and Skeggs? Seriously?
Liam Carter
>tfw old age pension from centerlink doesn't come in for another two days and the pub banned you for grabbing the skimpy barmaid's arse so you all you've got is to shitpost on Sup Forums past midnight
Andrew Perry
NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR
Grayson Hall
WAIT FOR THE ANSWER TO OPEN THE DOOR
Ayden Moore
WOOOOOOOO
Grayson Morris
We need Midnight Oil to restore Australian music to its former glory. At least theyre touring again
Owen Smith
WOOOOOOooooOOO HO
Nolan Lopez
*autistic screeching in 5/4*
William Peterson
The screeching is what makes it good.
But, if Murder Of The Universe is a proper audio book like Eyes Like The Sky was then I'll be extremely happy.
Lincoln Morgan
I had heard its gonna have narrations between actual songs. The trailer for MOTU led into altered beast
Jose Edwards
I'll be happy with that. I'm kinda expecting a more heavy lean to the doom, heavy stuff on Banana and less western elements.
Maybe it's cheesy to some people but I really enjoy when they do western influenced stuff, like Billabong Valley and Eyes Like The Sky. It's a sound and aesthetic they capture really well.
Owen Gonzalez
Housemates got a beasts of bourbon record somewhere round here. Saw cosmic psychos a few year back
