Why don't you own horses Sup Forums?

Why don't you own horses Sup Forums?

>Pic related, one of my horses.

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I like riding, being out innawoods with them. and the mares are great sex partners.

People in my family own some, there beautiful animals. I want to own some one day.

how big are their cocks?

my girlfriend owns a gelding, he's pretty chill. the only reason I'm not around him often is that I'm allergic to all the hay and dust.

they're very expencive to own, and if you don't have a large amount of land it's pretty cruel.
how many horses do you own OP?

>they're very expencive to own


Why do people always say this?
They arent!

really? i just suppose it's because they're such large animals,
feeding them i couldent see costing that much, but it's all the equiptment you need to ride them,
plus the money for housing them and the land to exersise them.

Feed is fairly reasonable, I average about 10usd per day for 5 horses. and only need to feed for a few months in the winter.

Any equipment for riding is a one time purchase, and that can vary a lot depending on what you want.
you can easily get a good usable western setup for 300-400 usd.

As for housing and land, well... you have to live somewhere.
why not choose to live where you can have horses?
It may cost a little more then a small apartment in a city but it's worth it.
I pay about 1,500 usd per month for a 3 bedroom house, barn, 3 car garage on 5 acres..

Shit

yeah, i suppose that all sounds reasonable,
my grandperents own 3-4 small horses (don't ask what breed, i'm hopeles)
they live in the country, my grandfather owns a large buisnes so he never has to lift a finger, he's loaded,
i live in the town as it's much closer to my job so having horses would be completly impractical,
it would be awesome to own horses, it's just not phesable for almost everyone.

I think if it's something you want, it's easily atainable.

Sure there will be some compromises with the rest of your life, most notably, where you can live. you may not get to live quite so close to where you work.

It's all about what you think is more valuable to your life and happiness.

do you want land and animals and the joy they bring?
or do you want a shorter drive to work?

because i'd be too tempted to have sex with them. horses are dead sexy

So have sex with them.
I do, they rather like it.
I like it, they like it, why not do it?

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Horses are awesome though. It's nice to own one. Here's mine.

fair enough. i just bought some land, guess i've got some learning to do

cool horse bro

That's the same picture, reversed...

i spend my money on making more money.

Don't really feel like getting my ass punded.

No it's not. This is my horse.

no, it's his horse, look at the title, it says it's his horse

Wish I had a beautiful mare...

You know there are horse STDs, right? And if you get one and need to get it treated, your doctor is going to know EXACTLY where you got it?

You know that's a total crock of shit right?

If you are gonna make claims like that, you better have proof to back them up.

did you just call my horse a slut?

i think he's calling you a slut for fucking multiple horses.

those are pretty god damn rare, and even if they weren't, horse genitals need maintenance for optimal health. it wouldnt be a stretch to say you got it from cleaining a mare/stallion

what do you mean maintenance? you gotta take a spanner to it's knob or something?

Only thing dumber than a horse, is the owner.

Wife has 2, they eat as much or more than 10 cows. The cows will make more money, year after year.

Thanks. I'm just glad my horse looks better than OPs.

I had one, until someone ate it.

horses need their dicks cleaned. they essentially collapse into themselves when they arent hard. they get some really mean smegma buildup that can be really uncomfortable for them.

mares dont need much, but their asshole is right above their pussy, so keeping that area clean isnt a bad idea in order to avoid infections

There. Same horse flipped.

collapsible dicks? that sounds like bullshit

no that's a pic of OP's horse, user's horse is totally different.

not my problem, look up videos about cleaning horse sheaths if you're skeptical

That's actually a different thing that bulls have

I can't afford land, and I don't have the money to properly feed, maintain and care for a horse. Though I would dearly love to own a couple, I don't have the means to.

Google zoonosis.


No.

NO. Not at all!

Most viral diseases can be traced back to animals. That's why so many infections have an animal in their name.

Anthrax is from horses and cattle, influenza is from pigs and birds, tuberculosis is from pigs, most things that have been called "plague" are from cattle... I could go on.

Actually no. This flipped image of my horse proves they are different. Open them up in separate tabs and flip between them.

My horse obviously has better ears and eyes, and a longer flowing mane. It's also got a prettier shade of brown.

i ain't looking up some zoo porn shit i'm not stupid

Holy fuck. How much work did you put into this?

If you find the right one yes.

If you're into it good for you, but for 99% of Americans who aren't Amish or literally working cowboys, they're a huge, expensive pain in the ass, and most horse people (who aren't Amish or cowboys) are annoying weirdos.

it's on youtube dumbass, it's literally a normal part of owning a stallion/gelding.

More work than OP put into cleaning his yard.

none of that even exists in first world countries, don't get medical advice from wikipedia and google

i'd like to have a horse then riding with it even though i never ride one. but it's expensive and they need much food.

in my experience, most are right.
I think 80% of the mares I've been around really enjoy sex, and once they find out that you are willing to be a sex partner with them will be quite open and sometimes quite aggressive about wanting to fuck.

i'm not a horse person, gelding? is that like a young stallion?

castrated stallion

A boy horse that's had his balls chopped off.

This is my horse OP

yeah whatever. go to hell with your sex fantasies you fucking faggot.

are there any perks of having them castrated? like are they more docile?

cool horse bro

You get to put the balls in your pants when you go jogging. It's a hit at funerals.

Stallions are assholes. They are rude and aggressive. They almost always want to fuck any mare they see.
you can work a lot of that out with a lot of training, but most people cant handle that level of training and commitment.

This is mine. Arabian horse. beautifull thing.

That's just a flipped image of OP's horse. See?

They are supposed to be but you must still treat any horse with respect or you're going to be put into a hurt locker.

Big horses can kill you if you're careless.

horse dick pix required

lol, arabians are stupid, spindly dingbats.

I have percherons for riding.

can you explain why all girls who own horses are crazy?

Perhaps you haven't figured out how to exploit that for mad pussy yet?

the horse dick knocked the sane out of them

fuck off faggot.

I think he's on to something there...

HAHAHAHAH HHAHAHAH HA HAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH HA HAH HA HH SO ORIGINAL!!!! YOU SEE GIRRL HORSE COCK! HAHA

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>diseases don't exist in first world countries

But you can't deny its gracefulness and beautifulness.

fucken huge shit machines total waste of resource. I heard the Japanese like to eat them.

That's almost as rare as my spotted arabian

draft horses best horses

Is oral safe or do most use nostrils?

I can!
I seriously hate their head structure, they look retarded and half formed.

I think this is the only horse I've ever been remotely excited about.

Sounds like you're the one who hasn't, otherwise you'd know their craziness outweighs their pussy

Having a horse automatically makes you a cowboy. Which is badass. I watched The Magnificent 7 last night. Now I want a fucking horse

That's getting a bit too big for riding.
I do love drafts though, that's why I ride percherons.
I'd like a brabant though.

horses have been incredible usefull to humans throughout human existance, you ignoramus. only 50 years ago cars replaced them.

i'd say the coolest horses are by far the shire horses, they're just that classic image of a tough, elegant horse.

Yes but they aren't incredibly useful NOW so who gives a shit?

whadde fug real or fake?

Stallions are very dangerous animals if not trained properly. Even then, because they're hugely unpredictable. Lots of people have been seriously injured or killed by horses and stallions just times that by 10

That's probably true. From what I understand, as a non-expert, bigger horses tend to be more chill. I'm all about mellow

wear a condom if you want, but it's literally nothing compared to the risk of sex with a human, where you're pretty much guaranteed to get something after a partner or two, also STDs like syphilis are at an all time high right now

the horses keep me up at night

Because there's cool, and then there's riding a horse cool

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They really are the best tho

>literally nothing compared to the risk of sex with a human
Yeah, but if I get an STD from a human, I don't have to go to the vet to pick up my prescription.

>that landscape

Northern Norway? I live here and it looks just like your pic.

You have to breed them until at least one of them dies. Preferably the female.

we owe them decent retirement for their service. human-retards are also useless, why we don't make food out of them?

you're still missing the point, if you catch syphilis the doctor won't think anything of it, but if you get 'iputmydickinahorse-itis' they'll know exactly what you've been doing, that being putting your dick in a horse, i'm not sure you know, but that's frowned upon.

I bet your house is just a flipped image of OP's pic.