Cosy edition
/brit/
jannie
WILLIES
You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it
why would only a phone a whore be able to afford pots and pans?
how can we ever get cosy when the yanks won't leave us alone
I want to have a grilled cheese but my oven's broken.
what do?
pls don't...
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What did he mean by this?
don't even care 2bh
im sure i'll find better, eventually.
cook it on the radiator
>girl
FOB (fuck off breeder)
would be nuts tolike
have a qt gf who likes to cook and bake for you and stuff, like she'll randomly make you a bunch of food for seemingly no reason
i hate cooking and like
it would be cool to have a slave who is hotter than my mom to cook for me is all im saying
i'm a commie and don't like gays
cara is beautiful
post redpills
i'll start. steve irwin was assasinated because he was going to go public about building 7.
remember the best taste in women
babestation
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this
I've been doing a depression today. everything is wrong.
What's your favourite rebel song lads?
alri lads
the waifus
Going to bed
Maybe I won't wake up haha
youtube.com
Natalie Dormer in Mass Effect :3
It's nice that following the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, our economy was finally beginning to recover and there was a degree of confidence coming back.
Then of course people decided we had to torpedo that confidence and create years of uncertainty, because 67 year old Clyde from Lancaster, saw some foreign lad look at him funny.
>i'm a commie and don't like gays
(((stingrays)))
croppy boy
*destroys the labour party*
I'm helping the working class
:)
my beautiful gf desu
gonna have a cheeky smoke in the garden lads
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t. butthurt bourgeois bender
i'll join you m8
saved this the other day
um she's my gf
why don't girls like shy men?
Business idea: smuggle memes out of Ireland Simpsons Fans and resell them on /brit/ at inflated prices
brexit talk tires me a lot these days. I really don't care what happens anymore. My life is shit either way.
waddup
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My life has officially moved on from the "pre-haircut" arc and into the "Golden Age" arc
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(go Gauchos)
let me guess
>I've always been a huge fan of the series
not all women don't but shy men generally are boring, have no interesting hobbies other than 'reading' and 'playing video games', can't hold a conversation and don't ask them out
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"Reading" probably means reading trash in this case because girls love book talk
Not oblivious. Just overthought it and didn't like the idea of people watching.
redpill me on scotland
So? Why do I need hobbies?
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>mfw women think facebook is a hobby
Scotland and Scots pretty much created the modern world. I am a Scot.
it's a shithole fullof scotch people
You don't. I have a gf and don't have a single hobby, can't hold a conversation with others, am shy. The list goes on
Appalachia?
Ummm sweetie, had a thiccc gf in year 10, even though i am gay and shy. what's your excuse?
Is brexit even going to happen anyway? It has been months without news now.
*lights up your ciggie*
*looks at you a bit longingly*
>months without news
utterly clueless
IT'S NOT FAIR
i want to join a hitleric cult
do you eat the puss?
you will never have this moment
you will die alone
but did you have interesting hobbies other than 'reading' and 'video games'?
doesn't count
up until like a year and a half ago thicc just meant fat and everyone hated them
women exist solely to attract the attention of men
played a great board game today lads
Anyone watching Oscars
have a wife and several kids
back to wizardchan
*kisses you*
Why even be shy anyway, what do you get out of it?
Shut up nerd
The satisfaction of never having tried
might do myself. had enough.
You don't but do not except anyone to ever listen to you or care what you think
i don't even know what to say to people
i haven't initiated a conversation in 4 years
People think too much about how others perceive them
still think about this qt paki girl who smiled at me on the street
alri
Wew.
Wish I were at the beach lads
People leave you alone
Why don't you go marry the beach then ya fuckin' dink
My parents are English and I have an awkward Essex-Dublin accent.
Can I just learn RP for when I move to the UK or would that be considered pretentious?
I meann, is RP the "I went to Oxbridge, you redbrick scum" accent or is it more neutral than that?
Literally, I am asking: Would I be seen as falsely implying that I went to Oxford or Cambridge if I spoke in RP?
Posted before but I'm interested in getting different perspectives on this
>haha dude why don't you just hide your entire natural self and put on a false personality to make normalfags happy?
get the fuck out
Jesus Christ bud simmer down
i spoke to a girl who i wasn't related to and who wasn't a service worker on the job for the first time in a long time yesterday
It'll be weird when you don't quite pull it off and people find out you're the guy that puts on accents
our brave lads showing the yanks how its doen properly
dailymail.co.uk
Been waiting for this reply lad, what took you so long?
rp isn't the same as upper class or toff accents. It's literally just the default accent taught in places like the bbc
Despise normies
I view them as I view chimps at the zoo
but that's just it isn't it. you are shy because you are hiding your natural self.
you are afraid of what normies think of you.