WHO ARE YOU?

>WHO ARE YOU?
>I'm user
>user WELCOME TO VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA
>Haha yeah thanks for having me
>FIRST THINGS FIRST user, "KILL ALL THE ____..."
>Uhhh.... What?
>...THE NIGGERS!
>...
>YES KILL ALL THE NIGGERS, YOU USED TO POST ON AN ANIME IMAGE BOARD BY THE NAME OF FOUR-CHAN CORRECT?
>..ye-yes i-
>WELL IVE GOT A GIFT FOR YOU *bends down and picks up a thick manilla folder* THIS IS A COLLECTION OF ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS YOUVE SHARED ON FOUR-CHAN OVER THE YEARS!
>...uh-
>"IM GLAD THAT DIRTY THUG TRAYVON MARTIN WAS GUNNED DOWN WITHOUT JUSTICE. CANT SIMMER THE- ____... ZIMMER!" AND HERE I HAVE THE VINYL FOR THE SOUNDTRACK OF ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE FILMS: INCEPTION! COMPOSED BY HANS ZIMMER!

>mfw

Kek

fucking kek

He'll probably be dead by the time I ever get famous.

BOKU NO ____! YOU REMEMBER RIGHT?!

Fuck you nardwar your a joke

nardwuar posting new best posting

op thats very creative and funny ahahahah

and guys remember keep on shitposting in the cruel mongolia shit boards and

doot doot da loo do ...???

>mfw I'm from Vancouver and I also hate niggers

>MAD ____
>um... Mad Illusions?
>THATS RIGHT! MAD ILLUSIONS BY THE BEST RAPPER IN THE GAME, TEDY ANDREAS!

I'VE GOT ICYCLES ON MY TESTICLES

Your music is shit please get better before you viral

>AND HERE I HAVE THE VINYL FOR THE SOUNDTRACK OF ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE FILMS: INCEPTION! COMPOSED BY HANS ZIMMER!
this is the cherry on top

...

>TODAY I'M LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA WITH NOT AN ARTIST, BUT THE BRILLIANT ROCK MUSIC CRITIC PIERO SCARUFFI
>The fact---
>YES YES, WE ALL KNOW YOU'D START OFF WITH THAT. NOW TAKE A LOOK AT MY LAPTOP- WHO IS THIS HANDSOME GENTLEMAN?
>The fucking devil, should've been shot wit-
>PAUL MCCARTNEY, SONGWRITER AND BASS GUITARIST FOR THE BEATLES. AND HE'S MADE TIME TO CHAT WITH US TODAY. ISN'T THAT GREAT?
>I wish I was shitposting with Kanye
>DON'T WE ALL PIERO, DON'T WE ALL

fuck me i should've made the last line refer to Paul

...

Markposting and Nardwuarposting are bestposting.

>mark zimmerman
>hanz zimmer
holy fuck

lol good job

>for me
>....for me...?
>FOR ME, IT'S THE MCCHICKEN!
>I THOUGHT I WOULD BRING YOU YOUR FAVORITE THING TO EAT, NOW WHAT COULD YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE MCCHICKEN, user?

kek

Will we reach bump limit?

...

>NOW user, WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT LAUREN MAYBERRY?
>...er?
>WELL user YOU MADE THIS POST ABOUT LAUREN MAYBERRY BACK IN THE 2010s
>*shows post*
>NOW user WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE
>L-lauren's... L-
>LAUREN'S TAMPON BOY
>Y-yeah...
>YOU WANTED TO BE LAUREN'S TAMPON BOY
>WELL user, I GOT IN TOUCH WITH LAUREN AND SHE WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS
>*gives you paper*
>NOW user, WHAT IS THIS
>a.. a restraining order
>THAT'S RIGHT user, IT'S A RESTRAINING ORDER
>AND WHERE WAS THIS ORDER AUTHENTICATED
>Vancou-
>THAT'S RIGHT user, VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA

Bump holy fuck

Imagine how embarrassing it would be to have the shit you post on Sup Forums revealed in real life

Please, tell me mods are not going to delete this.

this is the kind of thread we need more of on Sup Forums

underrated

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>"user, I got some lyrics for you. "Moonman Moonman can't you see"
>holds mic up to me
>"uhhhh"
>"spics and niggers need to hang from trees!"
>"Which led me into this very special gift for you user, Moonman! What can you tell the people about Moonman?"
>"Uhhhh"

...

I Freaking love this place :')

nice

hows brandon ever going to recover

>WELL user, EVER HEARD OF A MUSICIAN CALLED GRIMES?
>well uh-
>OF COURSE YOU HAVE! I HAVE THE POST RIGHT HERE!
>well I like her-
>I WANT TO LICK HER ______
>her what?
>HER FEET! YOU SAID YOU WANT TO LICK CLAIRE'S FEET!

yeah, no. you ruined it