God damn it vacations are great. Just get drunk all the time for no reason

God damn it vacations are great. Just get drunk all the time for no reason.

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Q: Can we go one fucking day without me showing up and ruining everything?

A: No we can't.

Devnull, you don't need to be on vacation to get drunk all the time. Just get drunk all the time.

I have to be productive.

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You can do both. For over twenty years me stepmother was drunk from the time she woke up in the morning until she passed out in bed at night. She did that and had a great job with the government.

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dev post something tainty so I can edit it already jesus

fuck that thread

Why do this

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which thread do I use?

the good one

what's good

They're both pretty dead...

>We're sorry, but you don't have the credit score required for checks or a checking account
>3 weeks later I get 6 check books in the mail

But why?

ask the bank, they'd know

got bank in my captcha so it's their fault

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I never use them, so it's just confusing is all.

I don't work for the government. I work for pretty demanding clientele.

oh ok

I'm doing pretty good, just watching GPM become salty as all hell.
Just like my dreams
>don't have the credit score required for a checking account
How? I had college debt accruing for 4 years and they still let me have a checking account.

I only have my student loans, but I have never actually had any thing to build credit.
I was only 40 points too low.

I am not sure how I was able to get an account due to it being one of those fancy banks.

I didn't either, the only thing I had was my loans.
that might do it though, my first account was through a credit union.

Fancy bank?

I had an account with a credit union back when I was living in Alabama with Snuffles.

I was not aware there was a difference until later between them and banks.

Credit Union.

I honestly am still not sure what the difference is between a credit union and a bank besides most banks are chains and credit unions you can only use for getting services at that specific credit union.

I wasn't aware they where fancy.

GPM?

you tag me accidentally there?
also i ended up getting both of the $15 skins in paragon in two loot crates in a row

yea he is a vinesauce streamer, he is playing a really hard mario mod.

Wow that's pretty crazy, good shit.

oh I love trolling Sup Forums with my furry homo ness

leave those poor people alone, their lives are already terrible enough.

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ahh i see. are they speedrunning it?

yeah it was pretty neat, i love my spooky skeleton gideon skin.
too bad i don't play much right now though, since most people around my MMR are 5-stacking or queuing as 3 or more and my team never has communication they do and i don't have many people to play with around my mmr that knows how to get objectives
the sorrows of a moba player

i've never been to that board, is it fun?

how are you doing?

hey I got to watch a pirated early release of regular show's series finale because of those fuckers

I just like how mad they get when you sexualize non-female characters

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it can be but generally its just whining about how CGI has ruined animation

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no he isn't speedrunning it he is just dying inside is all.

Welcome to every MOBA ever, why do you think they added a solo/duo queue into ranked in league?

sounds like an awful place

oh i see. so long as they're enjoying their demise

there's just nothing except unranked right now
and no banning so i can't get rid of fucking greystone
i'm so tired of that hero

he isn't so much enjoying it as he is doing it for our amusement, ya know kinda like gladiators fighting to the death.

Well it is still in beta so it makes sense it doesn't have ranked yet. Who knows, it could be coming soon or something.

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thinking of Greystone makes me feel so angry

right, right. i still think it applies in a gladiator fighting to the death scenario, some of them lived for that stuff

yeah i know, probably not for a while though, the next content patch is on the 3rd and hero on the 10th so hopefully nerfs to Greystone and tower damage gets upped

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The government was pretty demanding. They were forcing people to take a sabbatical a few years ago because they could only keep the employees that were vital to it. If you weren't pulling your weight they forced you to take UPL. I knew dozens of people who were put on UPL or were outright laid off.

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oh and yes zaryss I'm doing rather well tonight thank you

how are you?

I was in the military when that happened. Not getting paid one pay period and then only receiving half the next made for a difficult month.

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i'm okay, just chilling out before bed watching some vidya livestreams, had a few drinks and got some green so it's not too bad

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I'm gonna drop that acid my brother sent me tomorrow. I'll have to make sure and keep out of my studio because I refuse to work when I am fucked up.

My parents and step-parents worked for the DoD. My mom moved to a private company, my stepfather is doing consultant work for USAF and NASA, my father is retired fully, so currently only my stepmother still works for them.

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o hi erryone

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doubrrrrrres

gonna make it a vision quest? how much you have?
I think im gonna load a bowl and head that way myself soon

maybe

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moaaarrr doubrrrrrres

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Am I the only one posting/here orrrrrrr

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no there are lurkers we're just lazy

oh okay cool

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yeah it's pretty relaxing with some nice background music as well

do what you feel like doing is the best thing i can tell you

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Nobody is saying anything to me so I am sitting here silently.

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>tfw chastity cage, 7.5" dia plug, hitachi massager wand all arrive tomorrow

lawd in heven and i haven't even fapped in 4 days out of anticipation.

dog with a poncho woowoooo

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