>be American
>go to the park
>get YELLOW STONED
Be American
Joshua Clark
Jayden Russell
>Be Australian.
>go to the park
>get raped in the ass by a big buff kangaroo with a 12 inch dick.
Caleb Green
I am unable to imagine this scenario without said scenario being known to me already, which I find quite startling!
Christopher Barnes
Is this your new thing?
Chase Torres
How will y*nks ever recover?
Grayson Lewis
forcing a meme I see
James Cruz
Why don't we get YELLOW STONED too?
Brayden Foster
Yes
t. COCOCUNT
Carson Bell
How will your anus ever recover?
Joseph Anderson
Dare it be, how may i say, that Canadians take part in the celebration of Easter, perhaps?
Connor Ward
Gravity, the ash all falls downwards :^)
Daniel Collins
Because the winds wont blow it north it'll blow east.
Only part of canada that might get btfo would be Toronto and other parts of southern ontario.
Sebastian Miller
stop linking your shit threads in /brit/ for backup you vile phimosis smelly cunt
Bentley Campbell
It was smart for the Russians to sell Alaska to the USA.
When the time comes, i forsee the coming day before mainland USA is YELLOW STONED, Canada or the Russians will annex Alaska, finally removing the eternal y*nk from the face of the Earth
wtf i love Canada now!
Jordan White
It's actually gonna be way worse than that.
Not even the farthest reaches of maine will be spared. Only southern florida and texas
Adam Brooks
>you will never get dominated by an emu.
Tyler Hughes
not really a big fan of this new forced meme tbqh, it lacks the memetic power of easter toad
Hunter Lee
BTFOd
Carter Lewis
nice
Juan Campbell
>other parts of southern ontario.
Ohh
Oh no
Christian Smith
The trips that saved Canada
David Martin
saving the thread, bump
Tyler Wright
What the fuck? Did the volcano erupt already?
Jaxon Murphy
wtf i love Yellowstone now!
Leo White
RIP
Aaron Nguyen
jesus. seriously what would happen to the world if that happened.
This is the fault of the americans for not celebrating easter.
Grayson Hall
this
Ayden Long
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Jacob Reyes
We'd become the world power once the good states join us.
Dylan Peterson
...
Brayden Wood
>Be Australian
>Get Yellowed!
Jackson Perry
the entire northern hemisphere would be fucked.
Those maps just show where ash settles, those are places that have layers of ash from previous eruptions. Just because you escape the ash doesnt mean you will escape the global famine all the finer particles that stay in the atmosphere and block out the sun will cause.
Hunter Clark
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