Walk into the theater to see your movie

>walk into the theater to see your movie
>hear someone laughing at one of the trailers
>look up
>see this
>she's the only one in the theater besides you

What do?

Plug in my noise canceling headphones into the headphone jack on the arm rest.

Tell her to leave
>t. Pee wee Herman

ask her to come sit with me and my mom

Not even kidding I would get up and leave i'd be too nervous

>tfw my mom and I can recite the entire plane scene together

ask if she wants a longfoot massage while she watches the movie

Crash the theatre with no survivors.

>tfw it was probably the Ghostbusters trailer

I'd walk up to her and redpill her on feminism and give some MGTOW advice right then and there.

Throw my drink on her and run away

Wait, I've never seen a theater with one of those...

ask her to bear my children

Move behind her so she can't see me jerk off during The Semen Demon.

>tfw you splooge in her hair and she doesn't notice

envy her happiness

Ask her if she's in the mood for a bowl of eggs

Laugh audibly every time she laughs and hope something will magically happen.

Then cry to myself when she leaves at the end without saying a word to me.

What do you want me to say, OP?

Naw, I was with a friend of mine who finds content on buzz feed funny and when every trailer came on she laughed, except for that one. She didn't laugh once.

>a friend of mine
>she

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