Ayo, i found this in my grandpa's basement a few hours ago, anyone know what it is?

ayo, i found this in my grandpa's basement a few hours ago, anyone know what it is?

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Hey that's a finger box. It's in great shape too. Ayo brand.

May be worth some serious cash user.

I wish I kept my grandfather's.

Aw man a finger box! What a great find!

pretty gnarly by the looks of it. probably not worth much.

whats a finger box? ◘

Honestly for its age. It looks damn good, especially the amount of use I'm sure it has seen

Are you sure it's not a fleshlight?

Oh for fucks sake... Are you serious?

Crappy chinese knock-off. Real Ayo's aren't made of plywood.

no

A penis box if you're smalal enough to fit.

Just fuck back off to your furry faggot cuck threads.

It might be worth something, OP. I wouldn't keep it for personal use tho. Maybe it could make a good display piece.

What madman would put their dick in a finger box?

It looks legit though a little haggard. Worth getting appraised though brotha

Time to teach the newfag.
Anyway... A finger box all though it may seem to be a relatively simple device, it is not on the contrary of being simple a finger box is more than a box with a hole in it, it is a massively complex device containing more than a thousand separate components per box, usually with nine boxes per set that makes over nine thousand separate components, but the device will work limitedly with just one box.

Finger boxing is also known as fingering and boxing and is a massive fad among teens aged 13-18, the device in a simpler form were first invented by William John Trolington over 100 years ago in Australia.

A Finger box basically simulates a feeling, originally this was accomplished with mechanical devices in the box with some extremely cruel pranksters putting item such as glass and nails in witch would often decapitate the finger, this led to a act of parliament in 1919 by the UK banning the devices, which was quickly followed by the rest of the world.

Although still banned the “underground market” off finger boxes saw a boom in sales during the 1980’s and was redeveloped into its current electrical module in the mid 1990’s buy an unnamed Chinese worker.
The device works on the same principals as electrical prosthetic limbs, an electrical impulse is shot up the nervous system that will make the hand think that it is feeling something; anything can be simulated such as stroking a cat or shaking a hand.

The finger box costs around 50 per box and are usually sold out within minutes they have reportedly have gone for over 200 per box on ebay.

THIS IS B8
IVE SEEN THAT BOX BEFORE OP
IT ISNT YOURS
IF IT IS
HOW DID YOU OBTAIN IT

I will pay large amount for that model.

Literally said in the OP how he got it.
Do you have any more info about this model?

It's sad, they really don't make 'em like that anymore. Used to be, fingerboxes were only crafted by master fingerbox artisans, and the art was passed down through apprenticeship, with only the very best apprentices selected to receive their master's secret.

Nowadays, like 90% of fingerboxes are massed produced garbage made in India or China. It makes me sick. Desecrating a true art form just so Walmart can stock it's shelves with 14.99 "fingerboxes" that will probably fall apart in like a week.

About

Fingerbox is an item fad that began on Sup Forums’s Sup Forums board sometime in the summer of 2010.

The fad involves someone posting a picture of a Fingerbox with a seemingly genuine question or remark, followed by other users acting as if they not only all know what the OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood.

The common discussion points are the number of holes, the materials the box is made of, and different custom boxes and their merits.

Inevitably a user finally asks what a Fingerbox is, at which point they will promptly be laughed at and called a Newfag.

Nice try, faggot.

Next you'll be telling newfags that you can really say "sniper" and "candlejack" without dying.

>if your small enough to fit it

maybe thats why its made by the chinese,there tiny cocks can fit in it

knowyourmeme.com/memes/fingerboxes

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!???

>he doesn't know that KYM has been a troll site for years now

Like 90% of the shit on that site is bait to fool newfags.

I have an immunity cat.

Immunity cat doesn't protect you from Candleja

Has anyone experimented with using a finger box with your thumb? I have a scar where a finger box tore of a chunk of flesh from my thumb and was wondering if anyone else has experienced this.

DUDE I FUCKING LOVED THOSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE

It's a very long cat.

They're not intended for use with non-finger digits. Some models can be modified for use with thumbs if you really know what you're doing, but I wouldn't recommened trying it.

Otherwise, never, ever, use a thumb with your fingerbox. That's like fingerboxes 101 shit.

Ayy, long time since I saw a fingerbox. Nice find op.

Can someone post some fingerboxes out of metal? The texture is amazing on those.

I'm pretty sure that guy's dead. I'm pretty sure Candlejack got h

I couldn't have explained it better,user.

ah the memories of the good old days c: i knew some oldfags still lurking, i havent seen someone mention candlejack in at leas

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who the hell is Candlej

What's a finger box is it like a prop from a movie or something?

Some shit's about to go down.

wow what a classic! have me a fingerbox too. they work great!

I'm guessing its a nigger

Lego my ayo
Also nice finger box op
I sold mine when this meme died years ago

Classic finger box. Looks a bit used, but you could probably shove your cock in there with ease.

Fuckin newfag.

Who's candlej

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Same here bro, had to get 3 stitches
Those older models can be nasty

You lucky duck you! Gosh what a nice finger box. You can see the history behind it especially with ayo models. Looks like a 45- 46 model. They just don't make finger boxes like they used to.

Fuckin newfags still using thumbs. Dont you know that a cock is the way to work it

Finger box from the 20s, I have one on my shelf. Looks to be in fair condition, you might be able to auction it for a few grand.

>decapitate the finger


>decapitate

>finger

>de
>capitate

So, is this thread, like... the secret annual oldfag illuminat meeting?

newfag alert

go back to ylyl faggot, men are talking

fucking newnigger

Every year on the second day of Kwanza, aka niggermas. Just use the passwords
>meet at the pool

Any Anons ever tried to sick your penis in one? I did lol never again!
I used to stick my penis in everything when I was young.

Underrated thread with 58 replies meanwhile ylyl niggers get 150-ish replies although half of those are spam.

>when i was young
Implying you are of age.

it's been so long

(;A;)

Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy.

mods are asleep post sinks

B-but I am of age

>this kills the finger

>no

What kind of spider is that?

>it's been so long cat

stfu newfag

>367

>637

this post will end in 7

Fuck the mods

It has autism, pls no bully

Ah, you were mistaken.

Let me show you how.

gg you suck

Double triple immunity

What's a 4 + 1 post?

>time to teach a new fag
Lmfao you looked that shit up and copied and pasted, garunteed you had no idea what it was and acted like you knew, fuckin newfag

Nice try, faggot

shiiiiiiieeeeet

It's an Amish flesh light.. go on bro.. stick your cock in.. once you get past the splinters it's sweet!

I remember when people would have lost their shit over this

This

Your phone's battery will last longer if you let it completely die before charging

Just go to sleep

Me to fellow Sup Forumstard

Okay, I know this is Sup Forums, but telling newfags to do stuff like this is dangerous. That's a quick trip to the ER.

Besides, no one wants splooge in a vintage fingerbox. You'll need a professional to fully restore the value.

Good shape, but I think the Ayo brand was pretty common. Has been issued to soldiers in Japan for recreation, so they over produced it.
Keep it for sentimental reasons, maybe it saved your grandpa from boredom

>You'll need a professional to fully restore the value.

Haha, oh wow. Is that really what they tell people?

Just open the maintenance hatch, soak a hanker chief in some olive oil, and wipe it off. Good as new, and you didn't have to pay some faggot 250 dollars to do the same thing. Christ, didn't any of your dads teach you anything?

found the newfag...

Good song, sick scratch techniques at the end though it's not exactly catchy.

found the newfag

gaiafags detected

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I'd recommend avoiding food oils unless you're using a disposable fingerbox. They're prone to buildup and can rancidify or absorb atmospheric humidity. Consider linseed or a petroleum-based oil.

Don't use olive oil. Food oils can go rancid. Use a fine mineral oil. Gun oils like breakfree work well.

It's a containment box installed with a glory hole. He probably locked a Smurf up in there and had him give the succ when the granddaddy engaged the box.

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!gafwen!