Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Sameji claim’d
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I live in the UK, so it's only like 500 miles.
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see, that's like 2 states over for me
there's no reason to not be bi
still here
and
cute
what if they dont like men or women
fuck you.jpg
they're probably not human
What if you only like girls?
yes
It's nowhere near the furthest I've ever travelled, but since it's at least an 8 hour journey it seems a lot longer.
My Nui
o bb
well then you only care for looks because guys and girls are both amazing
stop putting things up your bum
and that's the whole of your country? that seems so strange to me
>stellar claim
They're both horrible.
:o
no!
prostate massages are great
like this or something
The whole of the country is like 800 miles, it's not very big.
baguette
She is best Madoka
Guys are disgusting though.
Also what if I prefer not to have a loose butthole?
Is this a moogster?
she is cute yes
then you don't take it up your ass
only cares for looks
do you like bestiality?
maniac
still weird to me
you tell me
try it! :o
:thinking:
It's weird to me and I live here.
I'd rather not date someone that could body slam me.
Your waifu is cute too. Looks like she needs a bit of work to happen though.
:ok_hand: :joy: :ok_hand:
No.
I like 2D.
petite boys exist!
Still waiting for for the QOTT
i'm a power top, i do the inserting into others
you grow up in the UK?
so ask one
Hello everyone.
You nigs got nothing on Miia
I like 2.5D
no reason you cant fuck someone whilst having a buttplug in you too!
*circlejerks*
shoo
anything can happen in time
hanako
Time is all you need sometimes
help
Triggered
Chips wife
Yeah but I like smooth voluptious curves that you can only get with women.
Also what if you like the feel of vagina?
Yep. Lived here my entire life.
you should date people for their personality, not having a dick or bagina :o
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No u.
Tomoko.
Goteem
Space cop
Now that's just hurtful
No u you baguette nigger
Bagina is my new favorite word.
yeah thats what i said.
how are you
I'm hungry for chips
ty
sure there is, i don't put things up there
how can i help you? i can't even help myself
should move to murica, we have guns and states the size of your island
What?
I bet you've never even fingered yourself! :O
i can't think on my own for some reason.
nothing, your waifu looks weird
I don't know that I care about the guns, or the size of the states, but I have been considering it in recent months.
You need a dominant person to show you what's up.
But the whole reason of dating is to get to the vagina so you can produce Mini Mes
what part of "i don't put things up my bum" don't you get?
can't help you there m8
come to minnesota, we're the best state of all the states
i am a dom
You are being a bit of an ass
I'm hungry for you
:^)
Buy a Beretta M9
I'm sorry.
I'm good. How about you?
you can adopt though
you say that without trying! :o
Excuse me
Minus the mini Mes part.
Seriously, people should stop breeding like we need more fucking fedora wearing asshats.
>not fingering yourself
She does?
Probably not.
What?
Why?
:D Don't eat me pls I have a soul
DO NOT GO TO THE US
ITS A SHITHOLE FULL OF KIKES, NIGGERS, AND SJWs
I PISSED AN SJW OFF AND SHE SAID I WAS AFRAID OF HER BECAUSE SHE HAD A DICK
THE CRIME RATE IS HIGHER THAN THE DEE OH DUBBLE GEE
AMERICA IS BUMFUCK COUNTRY
T. Floridian
not fingering is not ok :o
i think you can guess how im feeling
>one off
You should be
>two off
You should be
I like her eyes
Souls only makes me hungrier
>Florida
there's your problem
eww her skin is all mutated :o
She lives on with me.
Lies, as always, you can't prove any of that!
anyway my internet is acting odd again so i don't think i will be able to speak to you here
Just to offer alternative opinion, I am from the US and it's awesome here. I live in rural Kentucky.
You're supposed to pass on your genes though
Children is literally the only reason vaginas exist.
Practice safe sex: Go Anal
>checked
and i never will
hushushush, it's the best
go back to your land of kikes and niggers, you're barely even part of the union, 1/10 made me reply
how much buttfucking occurs there? i refuse to visit
ok
GET OUT OF BUMBLEFUCK NOWHERE
LIVE IN RICHER COUNTRY LIKE JAPAN
well color me fucced
I want to watch FLCL every time I see you.
She's like overly pretty
And an M9 will defend your life, but I say you should get a Glock. If you come to America make sure you know how to use one.
US is objectively shit though
Donald Trump is president.
Places like Florida, New Jersey, Alabama, etc. exist
Race mixing central.
please try once ;-;
is there a rule on how to human? :o
that face makes me so happy
Then thats all there is to it.
I don't even see what you mean
oh
That's the idea
ThisYour'e right, i just might have to take care of that.
Eh,
It's been 3 years, I guess I should rewatch it, huh?
yeah
Eat, sleep, eat some more, find mate, mate, raise offspring, die.
so do it nigga, it's only like 3 hours of anime, i do it like every other week
sounds like you went to the wrong places, i live in a white utopia
nyet
But it is true.
I'm off too, going to carry Nui to bed. Goodnight.