Go to the theaters with my bros

>go to the theaters with my bros
>we're loud as shit
>everyone is visibly upset
>some weak faggot tells us to shut up
>tell him to cover his baldspot and shut the fuck up
>he shuts up
the weak should fear the strong

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>backed up by my equally idiotic friends I am finally brave enough to tell a lonely old man he is going bald

This is a good post.

Did you head to the KFC after the show, or did you bring the chikkun in wit' ya, and smacky-smacky your full nubian lips all through the movie?

>go cinema with the lads
>guy with his wife laughing loudly to film
>we throw popcorn at him
>he STFU
>spend rest of film throwing popcorn at his heed
>throw drink at him when we drive past on the way haim

I do that too with my lads. Top bantz.

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he wasn't old just prematurely bald

This is why I never forget to bring my self-defense falcon to the cinema

buttblasted baldie detected
keep up the good work

>penetrate the principality of the local kino with my avantgarde nouveau riche friends
>we sit at the back, because that's where the cool kids sit
>the film starts
>I shout: "Mon dieu, this is superb kino, n'est pas, Madame!"
>guy in front of me looks at me and tells me to shut my sassy mouth
>My avantgarde neo-classicistic intellectual friend with violet-raven hair looks at him, rolling her eye (only the left eye, because she's blind on the other) and asks him what David Lynch's ugly brother is doing at the local kino if he can't appreciate my French.
>he looks nervously to the exit of the theater and stutters a "D-David Lynch's a bitch! Blue Velvet is overrated! GAME OF THRONES IS BEST"
>he runs out of the theater crying
>we keep enjoying the wunderbar kino
>mfw I have met Sup Forums in person

you're probably trolling but people like you are the reason I avoid going to the cinema

if there's a movie that I really want to watch, I just go to the late night screening

Kek

This wasn't funny and you sounded like a twelve year old faggot in the last thread you posted this in. I hope the next time you do something like this a guy like me is there and he punches you into the motherfucking shadow realm and you piss yourself in front of your faggy friends.

Sam Hyde was never funny btw.

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if you don't think this is funny you have no business being on Sup Forums lol

>I hope the next time you do something like this a guy like me is there

Jokes on you...

NO ONE on this thread has any friends, let alone any that would see a movie with them.

THAT'S
FUCKIN
EPIC
ONE
FOR
THE
BROS

LOL YEAH MAN EPIC SUBVERSIVE SAM HYDE MAN WHAT A TOTAL BOSS HE IS FUCKIN HILAR AMIRITE I TOTES WISH HE WAS THE CLASS PREZIDENT OF MY SKOOL THEN WE COULD TOTES DRINK SODA POPS AND NO HOMEWERK 4EVA!

I have my gf for when I want to see movies

I'm actually baffled that you can post on this website and be an SJW faggot with zero sense of humor

like do you just ignore 90%+ of threads?

Ten bucks says that guy was white

>gf

Don't make me risk a ban for posting the "20 lbs of pussy and ass" ad.

>SJW faggot with zero sense of humor

Sam Hyde drones actually think this is why people with a working brain that are over twelve think that unfunny ugly golem kike faggot Sam Hyde isn't funny. Jesus Christ. Why don't you fuck off until you hit puberty you dumb fucking faggot?

not him but if you think MDE is in any way funny you are literally cancer

>this post

go take a walk or something and recuperate, that post was absolutely atrocious

>Get told why you're an idiot
>DAT POST WUZ BAD U NEED 2 TAKE A WALK XD

Fucking kill yourself tonight you twelve year old cumjar. No matter what your dads say it doesn't get better.

dude it doesn't matter what you think, due to the anonymous nature of this board your liberal bullshit will never take over because it eats itself and craters without strict censorship

you're all fresh meat, you're the reason why doing this shit is hilarious because you lack both the power and mental fortitude to do anything about it, actually being in a large group only makes it funnier because then you can trick yourself into thinking that you would've done something if it was just you and him so you have to live with the frustration that you didn't do anything

face it nerds you're white bread and there's no escaping it

are you just going to bitch incessantly like a child or do you have an argument?

>that are over twelve
>you twelve year old cumjar

do you have a thing for 12 year olds my man?

What's the point of getting a ticket if you're not going to actually watch the movie? you could actually watch a movie in a house to be loud and also invite some nerds to bully.

>going to anything but press screenings

top cuck

>you have to live with the frustration that you didn't do anything

Holy shit, just LOOK at that projection!

Dumb nigger