Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Sameji claim’d
still here
Claimed.
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tomoko...
if dubs go to sleep
Poorfag-chan claimed
You love to tease me don't you~.
hello this is a bit later than normal for you
it sounds very fun i wont lie
she's poor but why is she mentally ill? :o
You're lucky to not have experience such pain and suffering. When my mom cancelled AOL for Optimum they begged my mom not to go, it was pretty funny. Then that same year in 05 I discovered Sup Forums and computer life become more enjoyable... It feels good to get that out.
Are you curious in finding out? I think I don't ever want to know because I like mystery ^^
Oh and I can feel my spleen every time I turn, it hurts so much. I'm scared of doctors, I have trust issues.
fuck
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Well it's ok. because it just makes me want you even more.
I am curious then again I like to ask family before looking for alternative means of finding out.
It's fine if you don't want to find out.
Yeah.... You have to check it out.......
I understand why you are scared but don't let get worse than what is already bad.
those were the dark ages indeed
it just will make me tease you more.
how are things?
Actually I think I should go now since I'm in too much pain and I can't focus... goodnight mommy
Imagine not being able to watch FLCL.
Every time you scroll back to rewatch a quick scene the video freezes and starts over. I image this is what hell must be like. Anyway goodnight.
>kisses chara
rest well
they go. Im not actually sure who you are
sleep well, i'll tell chara hi for you
no one important
are your wisdom teeth still giving you trouble?
If you keep it up for too long, i'll just come to you instead.
Goodnight Momoka.
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well you seem nice so id like to know. I still dont know what to do about them it sucks.
Well I might think its a bit of a game and move back a bit
Good night, take care.
Please seek a doctor if you can.
well if you will still be around in a few weeks I will send you some money via pay pal. it won't be able to cover the entire procedure but it should help
no I cant accept that. Please use your money for yourself.
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Give me a (You). Oh wait haha YOU CAN'T!
what's with the diamonds coming out of her hair? :o
Then i'll keep advancing. I won't let you escape~.
Jack braided her hair
what happens when you catch me?
Jack in the box is a good fast food place
Tho idk about the jack you speak of
Jack Vesalius
Is he an anime character from Pandora hurts?
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>Pandora hurts
That hurt me.
And yes, he is a character from the series
ew. gross. Nice (You). I guess I freaked out over nothing.
you know one day I will watch it
perhaps when I'm 82 or 21 but I will watch it
maybe
Read the manga instead
I'll embrace you tightly, so you can't escape. Then i'll begin to assault your neck with kisses, and then work my way to your lips, and lock them tightly with my own.
you know one day I will read it
perhaps when I'm 82 or 21 but I will read it
maybe
She isnt mentally ill
Meant for
well id play into it until you relaxed enough to let me slip out
what's wrong with her then? :o
Nothing. Shes just poor.
Lewd
I watched madoka like 4 times but I don't remember her :o
Don't be that harsh dud!
I looked it up
anime fans are the worst :o
Still, don't put your opinion out there. It hurts people.
I see you're really makin me work for it. Don't worry, i'll catch you again. Now that i've had a taste, i won't stop until i've had the full course~.
You must pick 5!
>stoopid*
>fat*
>showers once a week
>overwatch
>Pokémon*
>body pillow
>virgin
>poor*
>mentally disabled*
>addicted to penis
How about you?
youd really have to stop me. seeing the lust in your eyes sounds so cute
none of that describes me
add me on discord so we can erp
but that's just your opinion :o
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Yeah like only the virgin part would be right. The fuck kind of shit is this?
MY OPINION MATTERS TO ME!!!
kiss me :o
N-Not here.
Sutpid dumb
Doesn't shower
Fat and body pillow
If those sold in Egypt I would've had one and I have high metabolism, I don't get fat.
You'll succumb to it soon enough . It wouldn't just be my eyes, my entire body would be radiating the lust i have for you.
that does sound like something I would give in to. I would love to see your happy face as you realize im yours
Hehee that's cool how are you today?
Eating chips and probably going to hit a joint later. Going to cafe after I finish cleaning the kitchen too. Could say I am fine I guess. You?
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Good! I'm laying in bed its 4am here. Had a good day.
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>She had to sell her seat twice
Fucking kek.
Hello.
>4am
Sounds like every single night of mine. I sit till like 6am when the sun is out and then go to bed. I am a weirdo. What did you have for dinner?
Rude
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I wouldn't be able to contain the smile on my face, once the chase is over and i'm holding you gently in my arms, knowing that that's exactly where you want to be.
you're a big guy
Why is this funny?
Because its Poorfag. She never got her laptop.
oh its where i always wanted to be but making you work a bit just sounds like too much fun
For (You)
But deep down I am just a sensitive snowflake
Just stop. I have mixed feelings about this. Either I should be sad or laughing. Please.
Just marvel that she has no lines, no part in the story. Yet is still best girl.
She is like me, except I am not that poor. I just smile on the outside but on the inside I want to fucking die.
do you still do amphetamines?
And chasing you would be just as fun.
yeah but i may not know when the game is over. you may have to restrain me a bit
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Hello Chara.
chara
Oh i will, i won't let you go this time. I'll have a firm grasp on your legs as my head goes between them.
smug
What's up?
Flandre or scarf user?
Anyway, hello, how are you?
404 dick not found
I-I meant L E W D
Mornin Chara.
/waifu/ hunger games
first 24 get in~
well that would make me sit still but i was thinking of more of an object to hold me in place
you know some normal stuff