You walk down the street

>You walk down the street
>You find Sasha Grey sitting on a bench
Wat do???

Turn 360. Walk away.

Probably nothing, since she's a person like anyone else and deserves her privacy.

If she was looking at me like that I'd compliment her on her film career, though, and tell her that I loved 'The Scribbler'.

Wrinkle my nose as a pass and comment audibly "what the fuck did she step in?"

Tip my fedora and wreck that pussy

that meme was never funny.

incorrect

360? That's like doing a perfect circle. If you turn 360, you're going to the same way.

Ask if i can take a selfie with her and post it on facebook

most legitimate answer, also the most autistic

Yes

Eat her butthole immediately and die of salmonella

Fed her eggs.

Enjoy my walk

In facebook, instagram, twitter.................. ......

>implying i'd recognize her

This is Sup Forums, there's no «normal» people

Keep walking, i got shit to do

Would sit by her side and spend the whole time creating scenarios in my head where I approach her, until she leaves.

Ask her how she's doing, then sit next to her and have a deposit talk about life.
Then I'd ask her if she's free if she is I'd invite her to a coffee place I know right down the street and have a casual chat
After take a walk down the boardwalk
If she's hungry we can go to a nice candle.lit dinner or if she's not in the mood I know a great diner around the corner
Then drop her off at home and give her a kiss on the cheek

Make tape loops of her softly and loudly queefing

no fuck cus her vag must be like a fucking blackhole by the time

Kiss her ankles until she orgasms and pees herself then proceed to lick her piss off of the pavement.

Compliment her vocals in latest Infected Mushroom album

Only correct answers itt.
>endless summer

Spotted the new kid

lol

>implying

I'd fuck the bench

fuck... that's really true

porque no los dos?

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Nope. you spotted the troll trolling the trolls. Bravo. This thread is now fingerboxes, and you are all cancer.

Fuck her like there's no tomorrow

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try to autistically kiss her in the most awkward manner
i could not help myself, she's my dream girl