Trips decides what I do to my morning wood

Trips decides what I do to my morning wood

shave it like a potato

>reposting

The Santa hat fits so nice on his mushroom head

Walk to your next door neighbor in your shorts and ask for some milk.

Rolling for incisions

Ask your neighbor if you can borrow some flour.

Slam it in the car door

Put in blender

Slam it in the car door

Show it

Re rolling

Slice it

Light it on fire

Shove it into your neighbor's face.

Lotion it up and show

make it your facebook profile picture

Show your dick and balls

Drill a hole in a pineapple and love it tenderly

Show us

Sharpie in japs eye

Stick a metal rod up your urethra

Send me pics of it and a vid of you cumming. Kik me x35x

Cut it off

go outside and wiggle it around, naked

Go to nearest family member. Pull down underwear. Cum on their face.

find the nearest animal outside and fuck it

...

Show it to each and every neighbor of yours

roll

Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol - snap leak . c f

use to cook eggs

Or use it to stir a steak in a frying pan until well done

tweet to feminists

>Well done
Fucking psychopath

post on here

Cum on eggs and eat

BMX Pain Olympics

Pittsburgh rare would just be too fucking easy

Balance on the tip of it

Shrink the nearest person and make them balance on it

Photoshop a tiny person on the end of your cock and show the person and ask what they think

Slide a full roll of toilet paper on it.

Offer free ass wiping services to friends and family.

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cut if off

Slice it with a razor the. Rub vinegar in the eye!!

Get a tattoo of an elephant around it, your dick being the trunk.

Then shove peanuts down your dick hole.

Cut open a rubber ducky and fuck it

If not already, circumcise it

Cut it off

Reroll

nice repost OP

It must have gone down by now

Lube up with bengay and fap

punch it. hard. 3x

chop it down

Op won't deliver anyway

Send a pic of it to your mother

Put a ballpoint pen down down your urethra.

All the way.

Jerk off. Eat your cum.

hit it with a hammer

Cut it off.

use poo as lubricant

Post Vid here of you laying down and cumming

This.

So close

Suck your own morning wood

Roll

Reroll

Please

Rolling for this

This

Do this

^ This

Jerk off vid

Or maybe this ^

^ this

Color it with blue permanent marker

No this

A little bit of this

Run full speed into a wall

Cut it off, grill it up, and eat it with a side of mashed potatoes

Some of this

This, my nigga ^

chop it off with a kitchen knife.

Try and push it in between the closest family members ass cheeks trying to get a hole in one, has to be your bear penis though
If there isn't a family member around cut off your dick and shove it up your ass

roll

It's possible. Roll

Cut it off.

Slap your mom on the face with it

rolling for this

Hit w claw hammer

rollin

WINRAR

winnerino!

>>WINRAR

>your bear penis
>bear penis

Well, OP, guess you have to go bear hunting

Winrar

Op won't do it he's a bitch

OP is a fag confirmed