Trips decides what I do to my morning wood
Trips decides what I do to my morning wood
shave it like a potato
>reposting
The Santa hat fits so nice on his mushroom head
Walk to your next door neighbor in your shorts and ask for some milk.
Rolling for incisions
Ask your neighbor if you can borrow some flour.
Slam it in the car door
Put in blender
Slam it in the car door
Show it
Re rolling
Slice it
Light it on fire
Shove it into your neighbor's face.
Lotion it up and show
make it your facebook profile picture
Show your dick and balls
Drill a hole in a pineapple and love it tenderly
Show us
Sharpie in japs eye
Stick a metal rod up your urethra
Send me pics of it and a vid of you cumming. Kik me x35x
Cut it off
go outside and wiggle it around, naked
Go to nearest family member. Pull down underwear. Cum on their face.
find the nearest animal outside and fuck it
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Show it to each and every neighbor of yours
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Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol - snap leak . c f
use to cook eggs
Or use it to stir a steak in a frying pan until well done
tweet to feminists
>Well done
Fucking psychopath
post on here
Cum on eggs and eat
BMX Pain Olympics
Pittsburgh rare would just be too fucking easy
Balance on the tip of it
Shrink the nearest person and make them balance on it
Photoshop a tiny person on the end of your cock and show the person and ask what they think
Slide a full roll of toilet paper on it.
Offer free ass wiping services to friends and family.
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cut if off
Slice it with a razor the. Rub vinegar in the eye!!
Get a tattoo of an elephant around it, your dick being the trunk.
Then shove peanuts down your dick hole.
Cut open a rubber ducky and fuck it
If not already, circumcise it
Cut it off
Reroll
nice repost OP
It must have gone down by now
Lube up with bengay and fap
punch it. hard. 3x
chop it down
Op won't deliver anyway
Send a pic of it to your mother
Put a ballpoint pen down down your urethra.
All the way.
Jerk off. Eat your cum.
hit it with a hammer
Cut it off.
use poo as lubricant
Post Vid here of you laying down and cumming
This.
So close
Suck your own morning wood
Roll
Reroll
Please
Rolling for this
This
Do this
^ This
Jerk off vid
Or maybe this ^
^ this
Color it with blue permanent marker
No this
A little bit of this
Run full speed into a wall
Cut it off, grill it up, and eat it with a side of mashed potatoes
Some of this
This, my nigga ^
chop it off with a kitchen knife.
Try and push it in between the closest family members ass cheeks trying to get a hole in one, has to be your bear penis though
If there isn't a family member around cut off your dick and shove it up your ass
roll
It's possible. Roll
Cut it off.
Slap your mom on the face with it
rolling for this
Hit w claw hammer
rollin
WINRAR
winnerino!
>>WINRAR
>your bear penis
>bear penis
Well, OP, guess you have to go bear hunting
Winrar
Op won't do it he's a bitch
OP is a fag confirmed