Ask a Marine anything

Ask a Marine anything.

>inb4 BOOT

Have you ever considered starting a career in the US Military?

Show us a CAR and we'll see about the boot thing, shithead.

I did once. I always thought yelling at people about facial hair and where there hands are was great fun.

OP here, yes I have. I'm about to go out for Recon on my re-enlistment.

I don't have a mustang, I swear.

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

>"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

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Has a GySgt ever made you cry? Tell us that story.

No, gunny loves me

What were your thoughts after your first confirmed kill?

+100xp

Navy is better.

Battalion recon? Yeah that's gay dude.

98% of the Navy is as gay as if not gayer than aids.
- a sailor

How badly did you flunk high school?

> MFW literally every enlisted jackass is somehow going to MARSOC
So what's your MOS now?

MOS you shitlicker?

Exactly. It's not gay if it's underway.
Hewya

Nigger, spic or redneck?

>NAVY "it's not gay if you're deployed"

0311.

Show me your body and butthole.

"Hurr look at me guys im a marine!"

Get over yourself


Seriously how long have you even been in? Just pass basic and think you're hot shit?

what are "oriental" flavor ramen packs supposed to taste like

lol faggit

I am at the store btw need quick response pls

ur a fag

faggots

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Pic related, these real men kick Marines asses on a bad day.

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And nothing of value was lost

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lol yeah, fucking losers

how many arabs have you shot?

how am I supposed to know what oriental tastes like please someone who is braver pls help

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It tastes like hairy beaver

ty friend I do not enjoy hairy beaver I will have the lime shrimp flavor instead

Tell us about how stupid it is to be an officer and how you're smarter than all of them.

No. It's gay either way. Just less actually gay greenside. Yet much more homoerotic.

What company were you in during SOI?

Opinion of the M16A4 vs M4?

Ya know seeing this picture makes me wonder

"What if we're the bad guys"

Do you really buy into that "fighting for my country" thing or do Marines realize they are fulfilling corporate interests globally?

So how low did you have to score on the ASVAB to get in the Marines?

Lol doesn't everyone come out of the ASVAB test "General material"?

Less than 30, got it

Is that true, that in he presence of Airforce guys you're supposed to find the nearest window and lick it, right?