In this airport for 5 more hours, fam

In this airport for 5 more hours, fam.

Taking requests.

Tell the security you have heroin in your ass.

Film the planes coming in on your phone

Post your cock

do it

Talk to old people

why arent you drunk

balance cup on head and walk the infinity symbol

sup cutiepie

Scream allahu akbar. Post results.

As much as I love grown men deeply fisting my asshole, the Lord said thou shalt not lie

Do this

try hitting on a girl fam

Aaron Rogers?

Would, but I can't even get to the terminal for like 3 hours. Regional airline bullshit.

No.

Probably.

20, my nig

Also doable.

Hey there daddy

I'm a white man with a MAGA hat. Nobody will believe I'm being oppressed if that goes south

>"airport"
>photoshop timestamp coming up
Your only airport is in your gta V copy.

Take another pic

So even tho I have a cripplingly low self esteem, I may actually do that

I wish, man. Nigga makes bank.

kill yourself, live stream it

With looks like yours, you should have an alpha self esteem

Go get your dick wet

...

U in SFO?

Please, post your penis...

I guess I don't understand what you're getting at. Do you think I'm not in an airport?

Ay

Reno? Go gamble

There's been this fucking creep that's been begging to know about my lack of foreskin for like the past week or so. It's actually kinda sad, even for a regular of this site. So I WON'T be doing that, unfortunately

>not believing an user claiming to be somewhere

The pessimism is strong in b these days

Shit your pants, put underwear on head the remainder of time waiting.

I'm looking at you right now. If you can figure out who I am, smile and wave at me and I'll give you a BJ in that restroom over there.

Asked this old couple where they were off to. They said Miami, so we got talking about Florida (the homeland). It sucked because they were the kind of old that gets kinda racist without knowing/caring so I had to awkwardly dip out.

Nice people otherwise tho

ITS A TRAP

Sup fam, I gotchu

>says he's in an airport
>posts pic of himself instead, doing a "Colin Farrell" face
>won't do anything other anons suggest
GTFO, attention whore.

Okay, sorry to bother you...

The nearest bathroom is by baggage claim. A good 50 yards away, AND around the corner. It's not "over there". You can't even see it from this area of the airport, boi

Can we see ur cock op

post creepshots

>not willing to walk 50 yards to get your dick sucked

Nigga. Let me finish my coffee and I'll see if I can't walk in an infinity pattern, cunt.

Jk, I have only done one so far, so you have a point.

>not realising this nigga about as real as Keyser Söze

Nobody to really creep on, but this nigga been standing there with a Columbine look on his face for like 15 minutes.

wigger detected

Forgot pic cuz I'm a fgt

That's probably waiting to suck your dick.

Aight, how are we posting these results? Just ask some rando to take a picture while I walk? Not exactly the most verifying

I would let that count, tough

Its for your entertainment as well man xD
although this is b....some stranger taking pics is alright I suppose

remove cup from your face so I can tell if you're a qt

So I thought this had died, and threw it away, but I got myself a sprite bottle and we'll see how it goes. Stay tuned.

pull your pants off and run around jerking off on random kids

nice, go, user

For fuck's sake. Are you faggots really retarded? Giving the current situation where every country on red alert over terrorism, no one with actual brain is dumb enough to act suspicious at the airport.
Just let this fucking pointless thread die in peace already.
What a bunch of autist losers....

angry fag detected

Which user recognizes this airport. Can we get OP framed for a bomb threat? Let's do this boys!

I mean, obviously the jerking off on children is not meant seriously, but give the cup-on-head walk in infinity pattern a chance, faggot

Reno Tahoe International.

this

do it

Holy fuck you are no Aaron Rogers. Put that cup in from of your face again

No shit.

U bored?

isn't that obvious?

Try to go into the business lounge by begging from someone