John Lennon

im doing a project on John Lennon and i am to think of 5 questions that i would ask him. what questions would you ask him?

what's the size of your peenus weenus???

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Why was Paul McCartney so much better than you in every single way imaginable?

WHY DID YOU BEAT WOMEN?

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what was your fucking problem?

Do you regret inadvertently breaking up the Beatles?

>Hey, can you sign my record?
>Hey John *drops to one knee and shoots*
>Hey John, you've ever read the Catcher in the Rye?
>Which Beatles the biggest?
>Who started the fight?
>"The Beatles are bigger than Jesus" what did you mean by this?
>Is Paul a pedo

How did you sleep at night?

John, can you do the walk?