God-Tier Comedians

>God-Tier Comedians

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youtu.be/Q9GNMDToTvc
youtube.com/watch?v=rY1eXnbB1Mg
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Hannibal Buress

>this is actually an album cover Prince had based on Dave Chappelle's skit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast_Can_Wait

kek

dave chappele in a nutshell

>black people do this
>white people do this
>arabs spics and asians are arabs spics and asians
>dude weed lmao

dude is a fucking hack
he even rips on politics in a hacky way

i will never understand his appeal

Heckler detected

You're just a prejudiced pleb is all.

youtube.com/watch?v=--IS0XiNdpk

Chappelle's show wasn't stand up but if you ever are wondering why people love him so much, watch the very first episode.

His Appeal was ghetto comedy like his 2003 special

This whole video needs to be watched. It's a tad bit tame than his normal material because he's on SNL and not real cable tv, but the theme of this segment is important, all the way to the end.

Wrong. You don't get targeted by the cabal for character assassination for not being an effective comedian.

kill yourself you fucking moron

this 100 times
his whole bit was niggers do niggerish things like "grape drink" bit "baby drug dealer in the projects"

then white people
"chuck taylor the news reporter" "jim fell asleep so we, like, stuck a carrot in his ass"

lame music bits with faggy john mayer

in his own words, "a weed movie for kids"

lame ass easy targets like government being corrupt and bush/oil propaganda

The "Niggar family" vignette is very poignant and funny and it has a solid kind of mirror-view look at racism. Looks like Youtube took off a lot of the videos but there's this one on Comedy Central's website. Basically, the family's name is Niggar, so it sounds like they're calling them niggers.

cc.com/video-clips/mlg0y7/chappelle-s-show-the-niggar-family---uncensored

lets not forget

youtu.be/Q9GNMDToTvc

100%, Norm is terribly underrated.

lol white people are the niggers
but they do white people things
and the milkman is the nigger
and he does niggerish things
wow clever

Also a gr8 choice

You're just too prejudiced to find it funny and too stupid to understand the subversion. Is your last name niggar?

Yep

>god-tier
>comedian
>a nigger

What the fuck are you talking about faggot?

Wish he was still here to slay the SJW's

listen to 10 minutes of his stuff and you will agree, fuck face

>but they do white people things

Since you didn't understand, they actually have the traits and behaviors of the "black stereotypes."

>The white family has those "Niggar lips"
>The white family member is described as "one lazy niggar"
>The Niggar family is also frequently late on paying bills, etc.

Dave Chappelle's character is getting a kick out of being able to call them Niggars/niggers, calling white people niggers.

This is just one element from something so simple that you still fail to understand.

wow race jokes thats crazy

So much this.
Look up his shows on netflix, Completely Normal, and Mostly Stories, both are fucking gold.

Sounds like you're mad. You have to be actually funny to get away with having race jokes put on cable tv, which is why you'll never see Sup Forums racist memes on tv, because it's not actually funny, it's just angry and butthurt.

back on subject.

joe rogan, joey diaz and brendan schaub are all pretty god-tier comics, lets not kid ourselves.

classic newfag bottom of the barrel reply

"hurr u mad"

I dont even agree with the other guy, but where the fuck is he mad? You're fucking retarded man. And a newfag. And cancer. Suicide is recommended.

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But you are mad, that's the sole source of your replies to things you don't like.

Paul Sinha

Jeff Dunham

I found the Niggar. So when's the Niggar family reunion this year?

>agree with a nigger

FUck off.

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anthony jeselnik

oh good god, if your racism supersedes your sense of humor just kys

this men

No

>listen to based Patrice ONeal for the first time
>Patrice talks about combining the states and debating which states are going to be enslaved to build the new US
>seen Patrice destroy a feminist on national television
>love the way he breaks shit down with humor and logic and openly admits he's a racist as fuck
>tfw found out Patrice died
>tfw never ever going to hear Patrices take on BLM, ISIS, Feminism, president Trump or anything ever again
>tfw there will never be another Patrice ONeal ever again

No

>just kys

How edgy. Watch out for that sharp edge, 9hipster

then, go suck a dick. better?

These creatures have no sense of humor. All they have is anger, butthurt, and virginity.

found the guy that takes everything too seriously

not even mad at this list. this guy isprolly acoll chillbro. nice list user.

that's 99% of all stand up comedians...

dave attel
dave chapelle
chris rock
kurt metzger
greg giraldo
richard pryor
anthony jeselnik

Fucking Brendan Schaub? lol?

giraldo was a beast on tough crowd

Good cases of argument, I must say.
Now fuck off to le 9gag army :P xD and jerk off to minecraft, kiddo. This is Sup Forums, youre not cut out for it

Oh god shut the fuck up, get over yourself for fucks sake.

Except comedians know how to turn their anger into comedy and be productive with it. Some people's anger and butthurt is so overwhelming they lack a sense of humor.
>the alt-wrong

wtf is wrong with you. stop acting like a cunt. i despise 9gag just as much as you seem to
> :P xD,kiddo
terrible

he's actually pritty fuckin funny on the fight and kid. also funny live. saw him the other nihht at the laugh dactory. hes a future comic, trust me. funny guy.

>clearly doesn't fucking understand the irony or sarcasm in using :P xD

Are you actually this retarded?

also honorable mention to
louie c.k.
bill burr
norm macdonald
jim norton
mark normand
bill hicks
mitch hedberg
jim jefferies
sam kinison
doug stanhope
marc maron
robert kelly
george carlin
steve martin
jim carey
don rickles
woody allen
andy kafman

I can't take Fighter and the Kid seriously because a guy who's like 50 is calling himself "the Kid", wat

Aww are you hurt and triggered? Go the fuck back to Facebook then. Newfag.

hahahahahaha TRIGGERED. NEWFAG. I KNOW WORDS FROM B

agreed but i think all comedians are susceptible to this. especially the ones that OD or blow their brains out

Stanhope, Burr, and Diaz are the Federer, Nadal and Murray of comedy

Kill yourself

Slash thread

Wow aren't you a trooper. I bet you were "the fool" in your class huh. True memer. Stick to it kiddo, I bet some girl will look at you one day.

>hahahahahaha TRIGGERED. NEWFAG. I KNOW WORDS FROM B

Seems like I wasn't wrong about the triggered part eh, fuckboy.

Bill Hicks
George Carlin
Dave Attell
Big Jay Okerson
Mitch Hedberg
Woody Allen
Louis CK.
Bill Burr

This user gets it

What does that even mean? True memer? Because I think you're a retard I'm a "memer"? lol what is that logic

That's just celebrities in general though and I think that has more to do with celebrities realizing they are truly lonely. With all that fame and money and power, all anyone ever wants from them is a piece of it and they turn to drugs to escape, they essentially want to die from their addictions, it's just a slow suicide, sometimes a conscious thing for the ODers.

Yeah this you cunt nigger faggot

>irony or sarcasm
pick one you god damn jew. or dont you know the difference, kiddo? =)

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bump

billy burr is best burr

the man is a complete animal

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Please watch this for a hardy lul

youtube.com/watch?v=rY1eXnbB1Mg

AHAHAHAHAHAA

Yeah this you cunt nigger faggot

Fucking finnaly, LOUIS CK MASTER RACE

suck a fuck bich of sun

Pls no

Gary Gulman a jew but he good jew

DUMMIES

yeeeeee he's really underrated. really strange sense of humor.

Meanwhile like every other shitty black middle-act comedian doing the same Chris Rock shtick is still alive.

nope
yep
ha, not even close
no
cringey fuck
who?
no, no, no
wut
tries to hard to be edgy
yep
he wasn't funny
7 nopes
yes to burr and hedberg and norm and martin and nope to the others
bill hicks was cancer personified, most of your list sucks dick, except for louis and mitch and burr
a voice for silent movies
he pretty funny
ah jeez no

>t. self-opinated neckbeard.

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>no

>I bet this angers you too

this

>autism: the post

>thinks only the joo is funny
Kike detected. I bet you post as a white alt-rightfag too.

>opinated
>I get mad on opinion threads that other people have opinions: the post

Jews invented comedy, retard.

why would you assume I'm angry?

This is bait. Don't reply to it.