Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do???

>Y-you have to eat all the eggs

Help him build his wall.

>Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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That's President Elect Trump to you fuckboy and you suck his gold plated dick.

Congratulate him

shake his hand

be confused what he's doing in my room

consider pulling off mask

Wonder how his fat ass and several secret service agents managed to cram themselves into my tiny room

Say "Mr. Trump? Is that really you? What brings you here?"

WTF DONALD YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>Shakes the Trump's hand
>Apologizes about the shithole state my room is in
>Politely asks what he wants.

Deliver a hearty speech about how America achieved its economic dominance in the last century by doing things others couldn't, and how affordable higher education for the masses is the only way to keep that going.

I bend over muttering equal consumption under capitalism

Tell him to build me a sandwich

And Trump supporters are the ones calling everyone cucks

Hey Donald. Gief money or die.

And dubs so eat a dick nigger

>ask for a small loan of a million dollars

Wrestle him to the ground and take his pants off. I want to know how big his cock is. If small, I laugh and rape him. If big, I cry, grovel and suck it.

kek i get this

Give him my boipucci

Me too, but I'm humble

Ask for one of his famous steaks

Kek

Nigger, being nice to the people you respect isn't cucking.

Politely offer him a hot beverage and sit down for a conversation on how to reverse the horrifying damage he is going to cause.

explain to him the future of energy and therefor america is tidal hydroelectric, thorium reactors and strontium amplifiers.

Grab him by the pussy.

How bad was your last cucking, cuck?

Heh, made me crack a grin.

Holy shit, Mr. President-Elect, excuse my language. Just caught me by surprise, anything I could do for you?

This.

Grab him by the pussy, then close the door and build a wall in front of it.