My name is Jens Berg, I'm a 54yr old Climatologist from Fredrikstad, Norway. If anything happens to me in the next 72 hours, please investigate. They will call it an accident.
For the last 2 years I've been stationed in a seed vault on the island of Spitsbergen near Longyearbyen, which is about 1,300km from the North Pole. This vault stores all the seeds from around the world to preserve them in case of a global catastrophe.
Such a catastrophe is about to begin in early 2017 and your government knows about it. Look for changes in the polar vortex - these are the early signs. Look - nobody is going to survive what is coming. We're talking about a catastrophic geomagnetic reversal within the next 4-5 months.
They will NOT tell you this on TV. Our Interdecadal Pacific Oscillation models tell us that the safest place will be a region in Antarctica. Officials from every government have been visiting. I don't know what they found there - but they're convinced it's important.
Get to HIGH ground quickly. Do it now.
Brody Richardson
Tjeck.. i live 1st floor
Ryan Perry
Show us your pen0r faggot
Nathaniel Miller
post proof. you're gonna die within the next 72 hours so why the not?
Nathan Sanders
If only it was true...
Christopher Roberts
Ask a real climatologist anything.
Joshua Sanders
what do you mean by high ground?
High latitude? High elevation? Colorado or Amsterdam? A very conductive metal plate?
Brandon Turner
Is It true you guys are all bi?
Lincoln Reed
Timestamp outside!
Charles Watson
I'm also from Fredrikstad, og det er sant det de sier om idioter fra østfold.
Thomas James
second this, the only legit question itt.
Michael Cooper
OK OP
David Bell
boi i hope so im to much of a pussy to take my own life
Nathan Collins
>norway
thats nice,go back to sucking muhammad's cock now faggot
Angel Ramirez
Bevis det. Din jævla ispinne
Lincoln Morgan
youre thinking of sweden, silly
Brody Nguyen
You're confusing us with Sweden.
Jace Lopez
Please Jens, do explain more.
Easton Bennett
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Grayson Richardson
Bra jobba bro
Jaxson Butler
...
Adrian Cook
Retarded_yanki.avi
Connor Fisher
No such thing as a "Polar Vortex" other than the NORMAL cycling and movement of the Jetstream.
Seeds? Who fucking cares. That whole depository is only there to make pleb pant scientists feel important.
If the earth is destroyed, nobody is going to be alive to plant anything.
If the earth warms up (which it is not) it would mean more agricultural possibilities than we have now.
If the earth grows cold, invest in greenhouse supplies. BTW, there are NO such things as "greenhouse gasses", unless you want to discuss water vapor.
As for the magnetic poles shifting, big deal. It has happened MANY times in the past. The only thing that it will fuck-up is probably GPS-based items.
Did you know that the magnetic north pole (and south) move around at the rate of about 50 miles per day?
Worry about something more plausible, like a giant unknown planet getting too close to us.
