ITT: work stories

ITT: work stories

>be working shitty retail job
>going section to section stocking/facing shelves
>going purposely slow to kill time left on my shift
>random lady walks up to me
>"Why are you following me?"
>stare at her, confused
>"Youve been following me around this entire store, I know you work with security and it feels like you're stalking me."
>up until this point literally hadn't even noticed this lady
>she accuses me of racial profiling
>tell her I hadn't even noticed her and I'm just working
>"well even so, you shouldn't make customers feel like they are being harassed or followed."
>okay.jpeg
>she walks away pissed off, goes to pay for her shit
>pass her again as shes leaving and she gives me a pissed off glare
>mfw

YOUR A SEXUAL PREDATOR

I mean yeah but that had nothing to do with this case scenario

intense kek

Happened yesterday
>Taking an order
>Orders a meal and some shit
>Customer come to the window
>Hey I got a rewards thing make it a medium fries
>Ok. Added on that to your order
>No man, I want that as the meal's fries
>So now I have to cancel the order and re-ring it up all separate, but I just used up the reward
>Close the window and call a manager to find out what to do
>Call him an idiot and tell the manager the situation
>Window didn't close all the way and he heard me
>Get it fixed and he's pissed
>Manager calms him down and gives him his food
>Tells me I shouldn't have said that
>Tell her it's true

well at least all you said was idiot, thats easy enough for a manager to not give a shit about.

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OP here, same job different story.

>store had literally been open for 2 minutes
>at a register to use the phone to call a manager about something
>customer approaches register
>starts asking me to ring him up for something
>I'm not a cashier so I can't but I'm also trying to talk on the phone
>put phone down and tell him this register isnt open, he needs to go to another
>proceed to go back on phone
>customer starts flipping out
>"Why are you standing there then? This is bullshit. What kind of customer service is this?"
>at this point I'm pissed off because I have my boss bitching at me on the phone and then this asshole bitching at me in person
>put down phone again
>"I'm not a cashier. I can't help you. Fuck off already"
>pick up phone again
>takes me a second to realize what I said to this guy
>customer looks pissed
>storms off and starts yelling out for help
>boss is still on the other end of the phone
>"Did you just tell somebody to fuck off?"
>"uh yeah. I'll tell you about it when I see you"
>find boss later and explain what happened
>shakes his head and laughs, tells me not to do it again

the customer was an old guy and apparently according to another co worker of mine called me a disrespectful little asshole but didnt tell anybody I told him to fuck off.

Later that night
>Get a call
>Same manager answer it
>Says she will take an order over the phone
>Starts writing it and asks if it's a real order
>Starts to repeat it
>Then says he hung up
>A couple seconds later it rings, same guy
>He tells her she sounds cute and if she's married
>Tells him no, and that they don't like people playing around is he finished
>He asks if she has a boyfriend
>Tells him yes, is he done
>Does he mind cheating on him
>Tells him that she's canceling the order
>He says she doesn't have to be a bitch
>She says fuck you and hangs up the phone
I joked with her that she had a problem with me telling a customer he's an idiot and she's dropping f bombs

and for the record normally I have no problems with customers. majority of people are friendly or at least not assholes. this and my OP are like the only real negative experiences ive encountered with customers.

>be me
>be 17
>parents owns succesfull resturant
>They hire a felon
>Don't care everyone deserves a chance
>hes a dindu
>Cool guy, my father told him he didn't care about his record just do your job
>Come in to work dindu in the back cooking
>my father making kek jokes
>he liked to tell jokes
>father was a big man 6'5 310lbs
>tells nigger joke its funny
>father not really racist jut likes the keks
>Dindu raises voice
>"Thats racist"
>Me: "O shit"
>My father instantly gets pissed
>Runs around the wall to the kitchen
>Grabs the dindu
>Opens pizza oven
>starts pulling dindu towards oven
>dindu crying
>my father told him "now we can have fun at work or we can be serious all the time, its your choice"
>dindu and father best friends after that

RIP DAD

>work in ford factory
>I sand down the inner door panel
>then out them on racks to be shipped
>they bring me an empty rack
>rack had actual human turd on it
>it's old and green
>who knows how long somone has been waiting for me to find that turd

oh, that reminds me. I also witnessed an old guy shit his pants in the middle of a department. Fucking stunk up the entire store. it was gross.

/thread

My mom shut her pants in a store once but she was dying from colon cancer and simply couldn't help it. They laughed at her and said they were going to call the cops. She wanted to clean it up herself but when she asked for a mop or somthing a black lady picked up the phone and told us to get the hell out. My mom cried and didn't go back out the house until her death six months later.

Shit*

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jesus christ. thats awful.

dd the dindu kill your father?

No father died 8 years ago
heart failure

>working a temp job at mail sorting place
>realize nobody pays attention to what people are doing as long as they look busy
>spend all day pushing an empty mail cart around talking to a friend who is doing the same
>me and friend get kept on after the contract finishes for being hard workers

promoting lazy
american way