Post your favorite greentexts. Bonus points if rare

Post your favorite greentexts. Bonus points if rare

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i remember the one when the guy got cucked and aint do shit at that college party

i couldnt finish reading

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Dumping some, OP

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Anyone?

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Cat-fish man

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New fags cant triforce

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Spotted the newfag.

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No youre the newfag

We're both newfags, faggot.

Best fucking friend ever.

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damn, too good

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fucking love this one

Great read

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i have this and love it to bits

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what if he like, lived his life backwards but didn't knew it. so he did it like in the future but still remember it as a kid holy shit am i stoned right now

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Does anyone have that one of the living sex doll that came in parts? From this monday i believe.

nah, but im interested in that one now haha

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He should fucking stab her

>what if he like, lived his life backwards but didn't knew it. so he did it like in the future but still remember it as a kid holy shit am i stoned right now
yeah buddy you're pretty fuckin stoned

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New computer so I don't have any old ones. Anyone want some new ones?

No, that's a lie. I have some old ones around here somewhere.

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>New computer so I don't have any old ones. Anyone want some new ones?
sure, haven't been around on 4chin for the past ~2 years

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There are two version of this particular greentext store. From the same thread as something something embarrassing childhood stories

Other version here

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Best.

Yeah, nope. That's all I have.

please post more im fucking dying laughing!