How do I convince my parents to let a girl sleep over?

How do I convince my parents to let a girl sleep over?
This is my only chance Sup Forums. My family is Asian and my Asian parents are super strict. They won't let me sleep over at other houses and they will only let my guy friends sleep over if they trust them. I asked my girlfriend to sleep over, but my parents are super pissed that I even brought it up. I'm still in high school (18 though) and I can't go to a motel or anything.
Any ideas?

Get a job. If your parents wont kick you to the streets, just go to her house overnight anyways. Or ... don't have sex at night.

She wants to come over tomorrow night, any faster solution? I don't want to be kicked out because I won't have anywhere to go

how fucking old are you again

you fuck girls in cars inna woods in a park god damn all the places I fucked girls in highschool
>honestly most of them were the basement but still

you uh, do have a car don't you mr. 18?

just tell your gf the truth and cancel, easier then trying to bs everything

Just watch porn. It's better than sex anyways broski

I'm not just trying to fuck, I actually want to hang out with her and talk about life at night because she's really cool like that

I'm not looking for a quick fuck, I actually like her a lot and want to prove that I'm not a fuckboi who will get at her pants at night

sneak out a fucking window then

I mean GOD damn kid

yeah stay beta, she isn't coming over to hang out you fucking tool

She's a conservative christian, its a miracle she's coming over in the first place. She's not looking for a quick fuck either

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What? Eh if a girl wants to meet your parents let her, just tell them lmao

Its winter break and tomorrows my only chance to hang out with her for a while now. I can't let this go

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are you allowed to take her to a fucking movie even?

Literal anime protagonist-tier, senpai. You are super dumb broski

either get your own place or just bring her over, i dont get why you even asked your parents. by asking you give them power over you. also, only squares need to be 21 to get a motel. I used to get motels when i was 15.

question was not where to fuck girls, but fucking them in a real bed.

>but fucking them in a real bed.

no it's not it's how to have a slumber party with a grill because christian girls don't want sex

lrn2fuckingread

OP here.
I'm asking for advice on convincing my parents for tomorrow, not side-solutions

If your parents let a girl sleep over, they'll be like my parents and keep you in seperate rooms on opposite ends of the house. And if you do manage to get laid like this, your parents will find out and punish you anyway.

Point being, you're not thinking outside the box.

There's all sorts of places to have sex that aren't your parents house. In a barn. In a shack. In the treed area of a public park. In a car. In a public bathroom.

If you want it badly enough, you will make it happen.

Op, seriously. If they are super strict, then they won't change their minds. You either need to nut up and fuck her outside your home or just move the fuck out. Simple as that.

Note: I'm doing the same thing this Friday, hope you grow a pair

>implying christian girls do not want sex just as bad if not more than other girls their age

I was raised Jehova's witness, faggot. The more "christian", the more they want it

And so does OP.

>virgin fag detected.

I'm not looking for sex, I just want to hang out at night and talk about life :(
Plus having a girl sleep on your bed makes me feel nice

You can "talk and hang out" literally anywhere, and in the day time.
If you absolutely have to do it at night, then do like other anons say and sneak out.

You're dumb then. You're hung up on the location you can't have more than what you're actually trying to do once you get it.
This is a non-problem.

Do what you want to do somewhere else like every other kid has always done, or don't do it at all. There is nothing about your bedroom at night that will make banging, talking, or hanging out anymore interesting or special.

Holy shit, is this faggot for real?

Yeah I'm a beta cuck high schooler, wanna fight about it?

>Plus having a girl sleep on your bed makes me feel nice
Sorry bud, you're going to have to wait until you move out for that. Let that be inspiration for you to prevent you failing to launch.

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Nice catch.

>troll detected

How would you know what a girl sleeping on your bed feels like?

lmfao OP is a troll for days

Go over to her house in the middle of the day and fickle dumbass

OP HERE
I'm not trolling lol oh my god I must sound like a beta fuck but this problem is real for me

Bummrpr

I didn't realize that it's normal to give birth to a car automatically when you turn 18. There must be something wrong with me at 25 not having done so yet

Some please help this oblivious OP

I was lucky enough that my parents let a girl that was a friend of mine spend the night on a mattress on my floor. Of course we used to just end up fucking there and in my bed anyway.