All right D-class time to a SCP rollfest.
The 3 last digits determines wich scp you must deal with (touching, yelling at it, fucking it, etc). you must do this 3 times.
If you manage to survive 3 rolls you will be executed painlessly.
If you actually manage to escape using the SCP, you win.
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rawling
Rolling
That ones easy.
Second roll
rollin
ok
Third roll
round 2
nice
rell
Can I survive the first ?
Rollironi
third roll
rolling
kek
Rollerino numero uno
Oh shit , it's Christmas town, I think I can manage, what's next ?
Item #: SCP-187
Object Class: Safe
>looks like i got lucky
Rollerino numero dos
roll
Telepathic megaphone essentially, I can manage, can't escape with it though
Item #: SCP-352
Object Class: Keter
>not so lucky but survivable
Rollerino numero tres
So a blob monster capable of pleasuring each of my orifices and singing gentle tones of discordent harmony to my ears, all if not provoked? Sign me the fuck up.
Fuck. Gallows for me it seems.
Last time I got the knife that sliced anything that moved within 40m down to the 1/15 of a gram.... here we go. Roll :|
Roll 1
Roll 1 Neighborino
Rollwring neigborino
Rolling because i almost got caught cheating on my girlfriend today
Item #: SCP-642
Object Class: Euclid
>Well fuck look like i lost my testicles
do i still die peacefully?
I got a locust swarm so I guess I'm good. Roll #2
Roll 1 for the Hetafag.
Blob monster that can light you on fire if you enact a choir event, and a statue to starle the shit out of you I think this could work bring on the next one.
Roll 2 glipglop
idk why im rolling
Rull
ok roll
Roll
rolll
Roll
rell 2 since I got off easy
Roll
wtf am I reading...
HetaFag's Roll #1 Result and Roll #2
Item #: SCP-291
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-291 must remain disconnected from any power source when not in use for testing. A team of two personnel should remain on guard outside SCP-291's containment room, and will be swapped out weekly. While disconnected from a power supply, SCP-291 may be considered safe. SCP-291's main entryway closes and locks upon disconnection from a power supply, but the door may be opened manually from the interior in the event of any personnel being trapped.
I think I'll live.
1 nippa
2 nippa
I might actually get executed :D
You'll never take me alive!
I got a shadow that rips people apart and has fake eyes. I'm dead.
Roll #3 cause fuck you OP I had a flashlight
rolling 1
3 nippa
A motherfucking talking vinyl.
roll 2
...
roll 1
Rōll
Nvm, got rape-eels for my last one
Well I might as well be dead
ye
a ball that rolls in circles fast, a vhs tape and a tiny solar system
roll
Item #: SCP-841
Object Class: Safe
i live for now
Didn't see anything dangerous other than it's a Euclid, don't have tattoos either so i guess im safe
Rolling 2
rolling for 2
survived the 1st time
HetaFag's roll 2 result and Final Roll
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-614 itself cannot be contained until knowledge is gained about the whereabouts of the server hosting SCP-614. Until then, knowledge of SCP-614 must be prevented from entering the public. Distributing the IP address of SCP-614 to unauthorized personnel is prohibited. Agents are to periodically take measures to make sure that access to SCP-614 is blocked at all internet service providers.
Depending on if I get the IP of 614 or not, I think I may live.
Not sure how a marching band (332), a blob monster (861) and a spoop-o-matic statue (650) are gonna help me escape. Maybe blobby will lose it and attempt to kill the marching band and admist the chaos I can take my leave?
Bring it!
roland mark 1
Roll
This one is hillarious to think about!
>Object Class: Safe
Might make it through this in time for a comfy execution
Rolling 3
never mind the vinyl I actually got a stupid error locket made from gold and then I got my bones dissolved by 774 so I'm dead, what a nice day.
rull 1
You're fucking dead lol. Have fun wearing that thing
rull 2
Oh shit, a multitool! I can fix sorts of shit now.
HetaFag's final result.
Item #: SCP-061
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The source code for SCP-061 is to be kept on a standard archival-quality read-only data compact disc (CD-ROM); four copies of the CD-ROM with the source code are to be stored in separate maximum-security inanimate-object lockers. Except for purposes of approved experimentation, SCP-061 is not to be loaded, compiled, or run. Research proposals for SCP-061 require written approval from site command. Only one copy of the CD-ROM containing the source code for SCP-061 may be used at a time; the CD-ROM is to be returned to storage immediately after having been used to load the source code for SCP-061 to a device.
Based on what i've gotten for my 3, I'll probaably be peacefully executed.
roool
Roll number: 1
Roll
Roll
>Description: SCP-218 is a predatory colonial organism
>Motile units of SCP-218 produce a paralyzing toxin, applied by bite or through the lamprey’s mucus sheath
>Objects removed from SCP-218 include:
>1 human skeleton, being that of a female child estimated to be between 4 and 6 years of age.
roll
Second roll
Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak,cf
Item #: SCP-400: Beautiful Babies
Object Class: Euclid
Should be safe, roll number: 2
rolling for 3 because i can assume i'd easily survive this
Ok
lets go boys
SCP-037 - Dwarf Star
Object Class: Euclid
a star approximately 5 cm (2 in) in diameter
not sure about this one im likely dead if im too close
Item #: SCP-618: Smoky Cigars
Object Class: Safe
Should be safe, roll number: 3
Third roll
Going again
Item #: SCP-708: The Big Orange Forcelift
Object Class: Euclid
Survived all three bitches
Possessed television, but I'm safe.
Rolando el dos
WELL FUCK ME
Description: SCP-664 is an anomaly affecting the approximate area contained by the third floor of ███████ High School in ███████████, Pennsylvania USA. SCP-664 is invisible to all observation and measurement thus far attempted, and is discernible only by its effect on living biological organisms.
Living biological organisms (tests 5-12 detail species tested to date) crossing the approximate outer edge of SCP-664 are invariably subject to spontaneous and instant disappearance shortly after full immersion into SCP-664's area of effect. Testing to date has yet to satisfactorily establish whether time, distance, or other factors dictate the exact moment of disappearance. Non-living material, including clothing and equipment, are not affected by SCP-664's effect.
SCP-664-1 is the collective term for any living biological organisms that re-emerge from SCP-664. To date, 67% of biological organisms entering SCP-664 have subsequently returned, with a higher and lower proportion for sapient and non-sapient organisms respectively. To date, the time recorded between disappearance and return ranges from 43 seconds at the lowest limit, to 142 days at the highest.
SCP - 668: A chef knife.
Class: Euclid
If I want to kill someone, the knife sends out psychic waves that prevent others from helping my target. Not a threat to myself.
Second roll.
Rolling
Disturbed but OK, one more time
looks like i survived 3 and had no chances to escape
rip