Badly describe a video game thread.
Post a vague description of a video game, and have other anons guess what the game is.
Here's mine:
> "This game is so fun! It's not just grinding and combat!"
> do shit other than grindy mining or combat for more than 30 secs
> "Urk! Ergh! Erk! Urgh! Urkh!"
Pic unrelated, although you can try to describe that one if you really want.
Destiny?
Nope.
me punch an tree ooh look it green splode go boob hehe ahhhhhhhhh try and gess . ;)))))))))
>Giant fucking boulder
> mideval Ara
>sloped hill
> boss fights are breaking a fucking door down
UP LEFT DOWN RIGHT UP LEFT DOWN RIGHT
harry potter and the sorcerers stone
spent 5 hrs to collect gear
dies falling from steps
also
4 years alpha
DayZ
Dayz
Eve online?
Minecraft? Not really hard if it is, since the tree punching thing is basically a meme.
yup
Mentgcraft
GTA
haha you got it close .
keep on try ;))))))))))
Nah.
some people playing against eachother online and they can pick different characters. its pretty popular
Overwatch?
Overwatch
correcto
>3 old hags talkin shit about undead
>travel through valley
>meet undead people that are desperate for you to buy crap
>die
Join the newest next gen shooter, Wich is basically the same game we released the last 20 times, but this time things are less logical, and will make you cry even more about your nostalgic memory of what this game series used to be.
*mic drop*
nah.. its more popular i guess.. its like a team against another team
>You're the guy
>But you're not the guy
>But you look like the guy
>And you act like the guy
>YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING GUY
Team Fortress 2?
Dank Souls 3
Dark Souls II
Dota
Hon
LoL or some other generic moba
sjw bullshit propaganda, featuring
boring hispter lesbian
nice guy
druggie lesbian
suicide
and bitch
you can also reverse time and shit
Goat simulator?
dark souls 2?
It so happens, that being as such we are in the present state of time, the numerical value set to the continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole reads a value of twelve hundred hours, however, this certain value has been hoisted above sea level to an elevation that can be considered by the human population high.
Life is Strange.
Can't say it came off SJWey to me.
I know this stupid fucking game but I can't name it fuck
You either kill your best friend or destroy a town at the end
Bioshock Infinite?
>best friend
Fuck that, I'm saving the town so I can fuck sad religious girl.
correcto!
you have it wrong my friend
The third installment of the game that should have been named gear-grinders from day 1.
Venture out on an epic quest to slay the devil, stay awhile and return to the sequel.
bingo
>shoot
>die
>repeat
>teams
>takes "skill" to play even though it's another shitty fps
daibaloot
Worth a shot
No ma'am.
See also
>The guy you are that you aren't helps you early on to be the guy you aren't more
Kek.
Almost
Metal gear solid V?
>you are a robot
>you can be different robots but they are still you
>you live on the moon
>but then you live on your spaceship
>you shoot and stab people and monsters
>you are not really a robot at all but a person linked to robots
Battlefield of Duty DCLXVI?
That sounds like the majority of multiplayer FPSes, really.
AYYY YOU DUNNIT
You wanna be the guy?
Welcome to Everything is Fucked, the game show where your decisions don't really matter because no matter what it's the same ending. Today are contestants are,
Zombies
Dumb Black Girl
Retarded Redneck
and Black Guy
see
Left for duh 2
I'm that guy
>your aunty isn't very nice
>travel far away and kill her friends
>return and go inside a painting
Telltale Walking Dead game?
Snake?
Guess I should add this:
>ome of the only fps games with any "competitive" scene
Nope!
You're right though
CS:GO
>wake up stoned
>kill the first thing you see
>use lots of guns
>evil old bitch with a giant spider
Got it
Taking down the easy one.
Call of duty?
Runescape/?
>your grandpa is at his job
>take over his job
>never age
>fuck bitches, grow money
>Moms ded
>Dads ded
>everyone you meet is dead because of you afterwards
>It's cold here
Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak,cf
>ook
>mini ook
>fuck you crocodiles - you ruin everything
Nope. It's not an MMO. Has multiplayer though.
Murdered soul suspect?
Terraria?
>dude time lmao
>nosebleeds
>sxc teacher want sum fucc
Going for another one.
>fairytales, but edgy
>people will love or hate you at the end
Winner!
Life is Strange? Someone did that one before.
Wolf among us
dingdingding
Ja.
terraria man
hehe no keep going . ;)))))))))))))))))
>fuck nuclear and two legged weapons
>Im getting fuckin old
>you're pretty good
>fuck the patriots gimme a cigarette
A kinky display of a midlife crisis and outlandish rejection of theology not to mention rampant daddy issues
> onboard a ship
> space zombies
> wait for bioshock and dead space to plunder the idea ten years later
> AI outta nowhere
>japanese boyband
>drive around and kill monsters
Dad's god of the dead ppl place your a dick schools lame you kill the basted because daddy doesn't love you then the real fun begins
no ma'am!
see also
>fucking asians everywhere
Genuinely wanna know this title
>GTA but in hong kong
final fantasy XV
Holy fuck Sup Forumsalls look what i just found - snap leak,cf
System Shock
System Shock 2? Bioshock was meant to be a spiritual successor, but I guess that counts as plundering if you're cynical about it.
Yeah that was actually a very good description
The muderers your law enforcer his deputy a cross dresser and you walk away with skizo issues and shut gets strange at the end biches and. Baby trees!!!
FarCry 3 ??
the one where you can do all sorts of stuff but end up spending 16 hours straight selling cigarettes
it's not gonna be real no matter how many times you post it.
right. also, the (You) is gone?
metal gear something
>jump scares
>internet: "omg le so spoopy lel"