Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
Previous:The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content.
>Screw that, post lewds..
>Most important: Have fun!

My life

:o

Did Mako touch you in your nono zone?

Probably gonna lurk o:

I did no such thing!
Also, ceiling, then. Get down from there!

>Ruined
I like to used the term "enhanced", thank you very much~

Claimed.

>Anya
Ah, welcome, even though it's a little late for that, but regardless.

How has this place been to you?
>Chara
I remember that you said you are going there.

I chose for this little while, then back to the working life. I can find a job easily here, but they're not easy ones for sure, I'm sure there's plenty that are easy due to all the new places opening up.

still here

My wife, the Wicked Lord Shingan. Or was that the name of her eye, I honestly can't tell from my subs

The point is that she's a top tier wife and I love her

I always had a problem in finding a job. I suppose it's because I life in the middle of nowhere and they can't just call me whenever.

Anyway, I'm going for now. See ya

Goodnight Chara

Not the ceiling either.
>not yet anyway, I bet

I really am proud of you.

Ho-kago Tea Time claimed

I bet it would feel amazing. I would would lose myself in that feeling.

You have a good day. Good talking to you again even though if it was a little bit.

my waifu every time

Cute

Ayyyy Mami.

Then where are you?!

Later, Chara.

Oh well fair enough I guess

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

Ruined, enhanced, either works.

Thanks! It's been pretty welcoming so far, aside from an user that seemed to hate me for no reason.

You can't have more than one waifu. It'll destroy your laifu

It literally says Takanashi Rikka in the filename

hm?
oh i wouldnt stop. your cute moans would drive me forward

you can only choose one you fucking faggot

>choose the youngest~

On the ground. Get off my lawn!
Oh, so the acutie3.141 tsun drivepersonrider did do something.

>

I've simply awoken your inner most wants is all~

My laifu's still intact though
Make me choose one, faggot.
I love all of them.

Well yeah, but Dark Lord whatever is what she calls herself (I think) when she goes full Chuuni, kinda like how her boyfriend, Togashi Yuta, is Dark Flame Master, the 7th level warlock

I am on no ones lawn!
AND I DINDU NUFFIN!

>Only a 7th level
Fucking casul in the dark arts compared to the Fallen Angel.

Nothing! You can't prove anything!

I'll awaken your innermost wants in a minute...

>chooses the one with the biggest forehead

Evening, how does it go?
You're welcome.

That's good to see, some of these people are good people, hope you enjoy your time here whenever you get the chance to spend it here.

Don't let that user get to ya, just ignore it. The user will leave you alone in time if you do that.

Who's your waifu?

Really though. Yuta a shit

I didn't choose one though.

I could already feel my head going blank. I wouldn't even try to stifle my moans, not that i would even be able to.

O-Oh...

Pretty good. Trying to bully the Anya, with little success.

I thought the show was pretty alright all in all, to be honest.

Polygamy is a sin, user

Literal 2D waifu.

He wuz a good boy!

You ARE on my lawn!
Oh he did sumfin. Ill find out. I always find out.

When are you going to take off your mask?

DAMMIT MAKO

Only some of these people are good? I thought most of them are decent enough so far.

The user doesn't really bother me, I'm used to much worse

This one? It's Anastasia from Idolmaster Cinderella Girls. I'm yet to actually watch it, I like her design though and I love her voice actress. It helps that someone else is kind of into her as well...

Nothing lewd, of course.

Nothing happened. Nothing at all!

well dont get too lost. I would still like a turn

It's decent enough, but Yuta is a garbage husbando, and I'm not just saying that because of the waifuism angle.

Not if you're a Mormon.

who dis

I'm an atheist
>tips fedora accidently dropping one of my five daki

Also this.

WE WUZ KANGS!

Since when?!

AWAKEN YOUR TRUE POWERS OH FALLEN ONE! BRING ABOUT THE CURSE UNTO THIS LAND!
Of course not, why would you do that?

Eh, I've seen much worse. Harem MCs that never decide are shit tier, at least Yuta fucking picked someone.

Makoto.

Rikka objectively a shit

Oh don't worry, once i regain my senses i'll be sure to pay you back in full, and then some~.


> Only five
What are you a fucking casul?

What about a harem MC that's actually gay so he doesn't pick anyone?

>implying I don't have a daki for each of my waifu
Nothing personnel kid
>teleports behind u with Yamato

Good, but why bully? Hopefully it's just harmless bulling.
>Mask
I'm not wearing one, what about you? Sine you're not posting a pic but that doesn't leave much to the imagination for who it is.
Well, it seems like we've been getting a little that are rude, but the rest are good, so no worries.

Okay, just letting you know, great you can handle it.

Yes, I do like that blues and white combination. that's alright I think there is one I know that's in the same place as you as in not watching it yet.

What do you do on your free time besides being here?

Pls no
I wouldn't. I never do or say anything lewd, I'm pure and innocent.

You keep denying it but I bet sonething did happen!
Since you started trying to be Australian

the anticipation would kill me

I wouldn't dare speak to you this way with my avatar because you are a monster in sheep's clothing.

>asukafag
>in any position to call anyone else's waifu shit

The render of smug rikka seems to have been deleted, so have her cowering at the sheer magnitude of your shit taste instead

I've yet to see one.

Because it's fun to bully the cutie. As well, I am having success now.

ALL THOU MUST DO IS COMPLETE THE RITUAL WITH THE BINDING STONE OF RAGNAROCK! GO FORTH, FULFILL YOUR DESTINY, AND LAY WASTE TO THE WORLD!
>This week on "How to catch a fib"

I never even bought a boomerang!

But you got up here. This is the Convict Zone.

Yeah, I'm going to get around to it soon. I just have a load of stuff to watch, that's all.

I mostly play games and watch anime, standard kind of stuff really.

Nothing happened!

Stop iiiiiiiiiit!
What fib? Where?

Deine Ehefraufu masturbiert im stehen! Deine Ehefraufu geht in der Stadt huren, Schlampe.

What about the harem mc that's so fucking gay he picks the fucking hermit crabs over the girls?

I would get behind you and wrap my arms around your waist, then start of with some gentle kisses on your ears.

Guys, I was only taking a shower and shaving my legs. I'm not going to bed. It's 1 pm here

>Guys, I was only taking a shower and shaving my legs.

hot...

Just do it, it isn't hard, plus I wouldn't be harsh as long as you talk to me in a pleasant way, very rarely do I get mad.
>Monster in sheep's clothing
That's an exaggerated overstatement for sure.
Take your time, no need to hurry.

That's isn't bad it can help you have good conversation with people knowing the same game/anime as you.

Do you have work or go to college?

>shaving my legs
Schwuchtel

oh I would squirm underneath you so much

Man fuck you you're not going to trick me with your sweet talk, bitch. You're manipulative too.

And a jahwol to you too, or something
I only understood like 40% of that

I did not!

NEVER! NOT UNTIL THE FALLEN ONE HAS RISEN ONCE MORE TO SPREAD HER CHAOS ACROSS THE LAND!
You know what fib.

I dunno.

Why would that be hot?

Oida, Schlampe, wenn du Google Übersetzer benötigst um Deutsch zu reden, hast du einmal gar kein Mitspracherecht. Halt lieber deine Fresse bevor ich sie dir gewaltsam stopfe!

tl;dr: Shut the fuck up

PS: It's not news that I'm a fag

Huh, why are you considered a "wolf in sheeps clothing"?

>Why would that be hot?

Because I can slide my tongue all over them.

I bet something did! You fibber!
You were just up here!

I... I guess you could do that
But that's pretty gay

Hello, multiple personas here.

Yeah, I've got very broad tastes so it's easy to find people to talk about stuff usually.

I'm a university student at the moment, studying computer science.

Shush.
There are no fibs here! None at all!

I did nothing!

And after a bit i'll stop for a few seconds, just long enough for you to wonder why, then i'll let out a long hot breath right on your neck~.

I was referring to Yamato from Majikoi. God damn the ending to that anime made me salty as fuck.

Your waifu fingers herself standing up. Your waifu whores herself in the streets, slut.
Küss meinen Arsch, du fotze. Verpissen dich und sprich nicht mit mir, du verrückter Mann.

P.S: I was just busting your balls

made my neck shiver I want to do it so bad

Lol, what balls

Also, it's not "küss meinen arsch" but "leck mich am arsch"

"Verpissen dich" is wrong too. Just "Werpiss dich"

Can't prove nuffin.

I'll continue to bully you later, Oh Fallen One.
>Implying

Never seen it m8.

It's only gay if our balls touch .////.

I'm behind 7 personas

You're fibbing about Mako being a pervert! Dont protect him!
>but...
>what balls
Ill get that proof

Oh well, you show your true colors now. I didn't get harsh with you. Explain what I did rather than assumptions.
They're claiming that I'm a dishonest person, but it's just someone who is scared to show themselves. Making a accusations that are false is all.
Fantastic! I myself can't really get myself to watch anime, rarely I can. Same with games, I have to have friends to play with, I play Battlefield 1 and Dead Space by myself others have to be with someone.

That's nice, I can't get myself into uni unfortunately. I'm very lazy with all of that.
So what other classes are you in? Learning a new language or minoring in something else?

Sadly I am just behind like 5 so far. I am going to reach you!

Grazie amigo

The only thing worse than Asuka is Rei, and she's the realdoll enthusiast/ literal motherfucker route. The only true Eva waifu is pen pen

Gee I wonder where did you get that joke from.

...

So you could blow me but it wouldn't be gay because "balls don't touch"?

is there something wrong?!

But why would they even accuse you in the first place? I mean, there must be some kind of basis they're building that assumption on.

Cute Autistic Personas Guy!

I am not a pervert you damn boomerang throwing koala fucker!

Nothing :^)

Well that's just fucking rude isn't it?!?

Nice job being a literal Grammar Nazi, kek.
Verpissen was autocorrected.
I meant "kiss my ass" not, "lick my ass".

Wouldn't be gay even if I swallowed every drop~

You're not the only one. After that i'll begin to gently suck on yours ears.


>Lol, what balls
I am of concern.

Getting your dick sucked is getting your dick sucked.